I'm been veeeery ~ busy with my Cosplay & School Life.

I'm a graduating student for Kami's sake!

So , please be patient.

Disclaimer: I do not own Naruto. It would be EFFIN' awesome if I did & if I did own Naruto

I wouldn't had make Sasuke leave Konoha. [ MWAHAHAHAHAHA ! ]

Presenting the not-so welcome guest:

Karin ! DX

Enjoy! :D

PREVIOUSLY

"Sakura."

"Oh, Sasuke!"

"Here."

"What's that ?"

"You have two eye balls dammit , can't you read/see/sense/feel that it's an effin' bracelet ?"

" Well , I do."

"What's that for ?"

"Your effin' accesory ! Just wear it !'

"Now?"

" Hn (YES)."

"Now Now ?'

"Hn Hn !!! "

'Now? Now ? Now ?"

" Hn Hn Hn Hn Hn Hn Hn Hn !!! ( Yes! Yes ! Yes ! Yes ! Just wear it already !)

"Okay."

"Hn? ( You can understand me ?)

"I had a friend who only speaks in one syllable."

"Hn."

"Anyways, Ino told us that if we were done, we would go meet them at Starbucks." Sakura said.

"So, are we done ?"

"Yeah, I think so."

"Then let's go! I'm getting hungry!" He said.

He then grabbed her wrist & they went to Starbucks.

At Starbucks ~

"Sakura! We're over here !" Ino said waving her hand.

"There they are !" Sakura said.

"So, now that we are finally complete. What do you guys want ? My treat!" TenTen said.

"But,before that my dear, I think somebody's acting really .... " Ino said.

"Who ?! WHO ?!"

Ino cleared her throat. "Chicken-butt." She said.

"Eh? What's wrong?"Sasuke asked.

"Dakishimetai yo ni ~ " Temari sang. [A/N: It's Chobit's opening song.]

"Eh? I don't get it." Sakura said.

"English translation: Your hands." Temari said.

"Eh?" They both said. Then they looked at their hands and ......

"AHHHH !!!" They both screamed.

"So, what were you doing while shopping , chicken-butt? " Sai asked.

"Nothing."

"Sounds very suspicious." Shikamaru said.

"Then what's this Sakura ?" Naruto asked pointng at her bracelet.

"This is , this is , this is --- "

"A bracelet , you idiot." Sasuke said.

"I know! But, who gave you this ?" Naruto asked.

"Do you have to ask everything ?" Neji said.

Then they heard a grumbling stomach. It was Hinata.

"This isn't over yet , Uchiha." Ino said.

"Calm Down, Gorgeous." Sai said.

"HOW DARE YOU CORRUPT MY DAUGHTER'S MIND !? SHE'S PURE! YOUR'E NOT !!! " Ino suddenly said like she was Sakura's 100 year old mother. =.=

"Ino, since when did Sakura became your daughter?" Shikamaru asked.

"Since, this morning."

Everybody sweatdropped.

After that, they ordered. Then the order arrive. They ate. & in the midst of eating .....

"Guys, Hinata & I are a couple." Naruto announced.

Everybody spit their ice-cold coffee at Naruto's face! Except for Sasuke & Sakura. xD

"What was that for ?"

"Well,well. Congratz to you two!" Temari said.

"You're not the only one who's happy today." Shikamaru said.

"Eh?"

"Shikamaru & I are ONE !" Temari said.

The guys spit their coffee again at Shikamaru. Except for the girls.

"Why me not her ?" He asked.

"'Cuz you're the most unbelievable compared to Temari." TenTen said.

"Ooh~ there are 3 love birds already. That leaves 4 single people." Ino said in her mind.

"I'm kinda excited who's next in line ~" Ino said.

"In line for what ?" Naruto asked.

"DUH! Next in line to become a couple."

"Hinata,that necklace is sooo~ cute." Sakura said.

The girls agreed.

"Guys, BRB ! Gotta go to the --- " Sakura said.

"We know! We know ! to the comfort room , right ?" Ino said.

She nodded.

~ At the Comfort Room

"Finally!" She said.

"Well, well. Somebody's touching my property lately." Somebody said.

Sakura looked to see who was talking.

"Hey,bitch!" That girl said.

"Uhmm... Do I know you ?" Sakura asked.

"Are you an idiot ?"

"Uhh ... no."

"You don't know me ?"

"Well,yeah."

The girl sighed. " MWAHAHAHAAH ! I AM KARIN THE PRESIDENT OF THE SASUKE UCHIHA FAN CLUB && THE -toot- SASUKE FAN GIRLS ; FANCLUB AND THE FUTURE WIFE OF SASUKE UCHIHA !!!"

"Eh? Is that so?" Sakura said while looking herself at the mirror,checking if she had something on her face.

"You bitch!" Karin said & grabbed her hair.

"OW!"

"I'm gonna borrow this." Karin said and got the bracelet Sasuke got her.

She then threw Sakura hard on the floor with the use of her hair.

"Toodles." She said. & wore the bracelet.

~At Starbucks

"Sakura, sure is taking too long." Hinata said.

"Maybe she - - - - " Naruto was cut off.

"Hello, girls & guys. & Sasuke ~" KARIN SAID WITH A SLUTTISH VOICE ! [ A/N: ehehehe ! ^_____^]

"Karin." Ino said.

"Sasuke, do you like my new bracelet. Somebody gave this to me." Karin said.

Sasuke looked at the bracelet.

"It looks hideous on you Karin." He said sarcastically.

"I second that." Ino said.

"Now, if you don't mind if I steal it away from you." He said & got the bracelet.

"Kyaa ~ Sasuke-sama just touched my hand!" Karin said.

"Get out of my sight, RED HEAD! " Temari said.

"Oh, shut up, !"

"What did you just say ?" Shikamaru said.

"Mrs. Pineapple."

Shikamaru sighed. "Karin look behind you." He said.

She looked behind her & saw nothing.

"There's no -" She was cut off by Shikamaru who threw an iced-cold coffee which was still cold until now. [xD]

"I don't feel drinking ice-cold coffee anymore." Shikmaru said.

"Let's go guys & help Sasuke." Shikamaru said.

Everybody nodded.

~At the CR ~

"SAKURA !" He knocked on the door. Nobody answered.

I guess I don't have a choice but to ---- Sasuke thought & kicked the door.

There he saw Sakura lying on the floor bleeding.

He then ran to her & carried her.

"SASUKE !" Naruto shouted.

"Call 911 , you dobe !" He shouted.

"We already did!" Hinata said.

The Ambulance finally arrived & took Sakura & Sasuke.

Leaving the gang behind.

"This was one hell of a day." Naruto said.

"You bettcha." Shikamaru said.

"Oh crap! I gotta go home !" TenTen said.

"See yah, TenTen! " Ino said.

TenTen left.

"Neji , Tenten's all alone in the dark." Ino whispered in his ear.

Neji ran as fast as he can.

"What was that all about ?" Shikamaru asked.

"Oh nothing. I just said the magic word." Ino said.

"Let's go home, guys." Naruto said.

They nodded & went home.

~ At the hospital ~

Sasuke called his house.

KRING - KRING - KRING - KRI -

"Uchiha Residence. This is Shiki speaking --- "

"Shiki !"

"Sasuke-sama."

" I want you to give me Sakura Haruno's telephone number, ASAP!"

" Yes,sir." A very few minutes passed.

"It's XXX-XXXX."

"Thanks & tell mom to be here at the hospital."

"Understood."

He called the Haruno's residence.

KRING- KRING- KRING - KRI -

"Haruno Residence."

"Is this Sakura's mom?"

"Why, yes. May I know who's on the line ?"

"This is Uchiha Sasuke. Sakura is now in Konoha Hospital. 3rd Floor , Room 69. "

"Hai ! Wakarimashita! Arigatou Gozaimasu , Uchiha-san."

Then she hang up.

"Sasuke!"

"Mom."

"What's wrong ? Are you sick? "

"No, mom. My friend's sick."

"Your friend?"

"Y-yeah."

"Lead the way."

3rd Floor .::. Room 69

"SAKURA!!!" Mrs. Haruno said.

" Uhmm ... are you Mrs. Haruno ?" Sasuke asked.

"EHHH ?! MIKO-CHAN ?!"

"Miko-chan ?"

"EHHH ?! HARU-HARU ?!"

"Haru-haru ?"

"How've you been ?" Mikoto asked.

"Still , HAPPY BEING SINGLE !"

"HAHAHA ! You still haven't lost your humor I see."

"Mom, who's she ?" Sasuke asked.

"Eh? You don't remember she' s Saku-chan's mom remember ?"

"Saku-chan? EHHHHHHH ?! "

"Don't tell me you don't remember her anymore. So, what brings you here Haru-haru ?"

"Sasu-kun told me that Sakura was hospitalized."

Mikoto gasped.

"That's Saku-chan ?!" Mikoto said pointing at the Sakura who was sleeping peacefully.

So, how was this chapter ?

I know it sucked.

Anyways, It's like 8:26 PM . && I'm effin' sleepy! =.= let me sleep !

:D - inochinen97-