Authors Note: Alrighty then! On to the 4th chapter (you're maybe thinking already?)well hell yes already. The ideas pop into my head at any moment, and I write them down ASAP so I don't forget. I will be re-using one OC but only because she has a crush on the main character of this one-shot. Alright? Alright. Now to the awesome-ness I call my writing! XD. Bain,RobynLaura,Kenny
------------------------------------------Around 5-ish, Robyn's P.O.V---------------------------------
"Now, does anyone know why Kenny called us here?" I asked my friends. They all shook their heads no
I was standing at the bus stop with Bain, Laura and Kyle. We had all received a message from Kenny that he wanted to meet us here, but none of us had a clue as to why.
"Well, you're his girlfriend Laura, shouldn't you even ha-" Bain started, but stopped abruptly when he saw Kenny, crossing his arms in front of his chest and smirking
"I'm going to pretend I never heard that, Now the reason I called you guys here" Kenny began "Was because I'm in a shit-load of trouble with Satan and I need your help"
Oh FUCK. Satan? Is he serious?
"Dude SATAN?" I exclaimed
"Yes, Satan"
"Ah just wanted to get that cleared up, what did you do now Kenny?"
"I won at Poker"
"Poker? That's it?" Laura asked, not believing what she had just heard
"Don't fuck with Satan and his poker" Bain warned
"But anyway, what does that have to do with us?" Kyle questioned. He knew Kenny more than any of us, and didn't put up with his shit.
"I actually don't know. He just said you little bastard, round up 4 of your friends and we'll really settle this"
"And you decide on us? Gee, thanks"
Laura on the other hand, was shaking. Poor thing, probably was scared out of her mind. Kenny hugged her and I guess all her nerves just ran away and was replaced with a pink face and butterflies.
It was getting dark….and now it is dark
Suddenly, a poof of red smoke came out of no where
THERE….WAS….SATAN….
"No way! Jesse McCartney ain't got shit on Zac Ef-" He started, then realized he was talking to a bunch of 13 year olds
"Oh yes. I have to deal with you" He crossed his arms in front of his red, tomato sauce for a chest.
"Satan, just admit it. That ace came out of no where" Kenny defended
"YOU TOTALLY CHEATED!"
"I did not"
"You di-! Whatever." Satan said, then snapped his fingers
Into the fiery pits of hell
I bring you dandy kids
Oh you all shall pay
Just for what Kenny did!
Your fears will come alive at last
Please, don't wet your pants!
OOWWWW! We were pulled into some weird vortex spinny thing…those HURT.
"Where…the heck…are we?" Kyle asked, rubbing his head "And where the hell is my hat?"
"No hats in hell" Stan replied.
"Aw, cute. You have red hair" I remarked.
"Damn you Satan, what have you done?"
"I have brought you to Fear me. It's like Fear Factor…Hell style" He answered
Fear factor? Oh SHIZZLE.
"Oh no WORRIES dah-lins!" a…smaller version of Satan? Said
"Oh shut the fuck up…worry, you foolish mortals" yet ANOTHER Satan said
"Oh jeez, do we have to scare them?" ablue satan? Asked quietly.
"Silence! I do the speaking" The original Satan commanded.
"These here are my other me's. pay no attention to them. Since Kenny here totally fucked up when he CHEATED in poker, I'm gonna have a bit of amusement….each of you are afraid of something, and you're going to have to have to deal with it until you over come it. If you survive long enough for that..well I'll set you free. If you don't, you all have to bake cookies for me. FOREVER!"
"Dude, I don't wanna-" Kyle started, but then was stopped
"Le Poof!" Satan shouted and we all disappeared.
-----------Laura's point of view--------------
AHHHHHHHHHH! OW!
I landed on….A street?
I looked around
"Robyn!?…..Bain? You guys there? KYLE? KENNY!?!" No reply
Where was I?
I glanced over to my right….Oh thank god! Kenny!
"Kenny! O thank goodness! Where's the res-" I stopped
Kenny was leering at other girls.
No way….he..he had promised!
"Kenny! What are you doing!" I tried to charge forward but
I was in a glass box…
"Kenny! Get me OUT OF HERE! KENNY!" It was no use. He already left with another slut.
I started to cry
" I warned you"My inner voice said to me
''I know you did'' I replied, tears rolling down my cheeks
"I just thought he really-"
"What? LOVED you? Oh no no honey, no one loves you! Think of all the broken hearts you've gotten!"
"Maybe you're right, I'm just a stupid girl who can never be loved…"
But then this other voice, out of no where just said
Are you really going to listen to that voice?
"What's the point?" I asked through tears. "He doesn't love me anyway"
And how do YOU know that? Did he tell you himself? Or have your demons been torturing you again?
"But isn't it obvious?"
Listen, You can actually stand there and say no one loves you? Think of your friends! Your family! Hell, your neighborhood loves you! And you have to have fate in Kenny. Can't you see by the way he looks at you that he loves you more than anything? Or are you blinded by past pre-cautions and heart breaks that you can't even tell when someone cares about you?
That voice was right. Kenny DID love me, I knew it!
"ALRIGHT SATAN! STOP YOUR SHIT AND LET ME OUTTA THIS PLACE!" I yelled.
"Oh poo, you humans are never as fun as you used to be" Satan apperead out of no where, and the scene was gone.
"So, your worst fear is never being loved? Sad, but you over comed it! Hoo raa…now, if you'll exscuse me.." He said, then disappeared.
--------Bain's P.O.V----
"UGH! Where the heck am I?" I thought to myself. I looked around, curiously but cautiously. It was…a fruit barn? (A/N: A fruit barn where I'm from is a place where they take fruit, clean them and package them then send them off")
"Fruit?" I said
"Oh yes fruit indeed! And…you're favorite kind of fruit…" Satan cackled from behind me.
"Satan? What the HELL are you doing? Get me OUT of here!" I demanded., but he payed no attention to me and left singing this rhyme
This phobia of yours is very strange indeed
Your not just afraid of the fruit, you're even scared of it's seed!
To get over it, here's what you must do
Find that shiny red apple, and take a bite or two!
D…did he say a..apples?
I don't DO apples my friend. At all. In any way.
"Oh but you don't call the shots here" An apple said to me
An…APPLE? OH GOD!
"AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! APPLES! OH MY GOD APPLES!" I screeched. Oh god damn, I'm hyperventilating!
"Deep….breathes…jeez man you really hate apples" The apple said yet again
"Just get AWAY from me!"
"But why?"
"You and your little bastards almost CRUSHED me to death! GET AWAY!"
The apple pouted. Apples…..don't POUT…
"I dare you to eat one" the apple said, taking yet ANOTHER apple and handing it to me.
"NO!"
"YES…"
"NOOO!"
"What are you Cartman? Jesus christ man."
"Are you comparing me to CARTMAN?"
"Yes, I mean Cartman would never ever do anything he didn't want to do…"
"then give me that DAMN apple!" I grabbed it a shoved it in my mouth
So many visions….ugh….I choked several times, hyperventilated a bit felt like I was gonna die. But I successfully ate that death trap and poof! I was back in the study room thing, where I found Laura
"Awesome" she said, grinning at me as I sat down
"What's your problem?" I asked grimly. I just consumed an apple, don't get on my bad side damn you.
"Oh nothing…just didn't know a big tough guy like you were afraid of something as dumb as APPLES"
"Oh please, hoe" I said, defending myself.
"You're afraid of love, what bull shit is that?" I asked, as he looked at me.
"Shut up, where's Robyn and Kenny?" she asked
"Don't know, I guess we have to wait "
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Anonymous Void : Bain
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