Okay everyone, I promised you new chapters and here is another one. School has started again so I won't be able to update as much as I like but I will at least give you one or two chapters a week (unless I have exams that week or something then none) but point is that even though school is starting again I will not abandon this story or the next GaaraxSakura Fanfic either. Enjoy.

--Yuuki

Chapter Seven

GPOV

I was going to bust in there, take a picture of her naked, then flush the toilet. It was GENIUS!

I quickly grabbed the camera and snuck up to the bathroom door, feeling that steam brush against my skin. I peered in and I could see her figure about to step into the shower. Jumped out quickly and took the photo her naked ass from behind…. at least that's what I thought I did…

Sakura wasn't there, just a pale towel hanging in a weird way.

'Damn! I almost had her.'

'MAN! I really wanted to see her naked…but why did she leave the shower running?'

'C'mon you know woman. She probably got a message from Temari or something and got out to have 'girl talk' God they make me sick'

'Yea true! Whoa!!! Dude you stick horrible! Usually I don't care if you smell like a girl's crotch but DAMN! Dude you need a shower because you just reek of sex and that fan girls greasy gel.'

'Yeah I guess your right'

Quickly stripping off my clothes and jumping into the shower I adjusted the water and grabbed my soap. I was just about to start to wash down when I noticed the water was getting hotter then I set it too. I turned to face the water and try to readjust it but no matter what I pt it on it was still getting hotter!

My skin started to turn the color of my hair! Then I felt the worse pain ever…the steaming hot water hit my balls. 'HOLY FUCK IS SOMEONE TRYING TO DEEP FRY ME!!!' I yelled in my head trying to step back from the water but instead of getting away from it, it started to focus in on my balls!

I started to scream for my life it hurt so badly. I must have slipped on something because I was falling one minute and then my chin connected with something very, very, very HARD. I saw a flash and the water turned off. I heard her before I saw her. Sakura.

SPOV

I was literally rolling around on the floor crying I was laughing to hard. Its one thing to see a bright red Gaara getting burned in the shower but its SO much funnier to hear him crying like a little girl and fall out of the shower while you take a picture of his naked red ass!

I looked at the picture of Gaara covering his balls and screaming bloody murder. 'Shows you right for all the crap you make me do and go through.' I laughed in my head as Sakumo replayed the whole thing in my head as I still sat there on the floor laughing.

I was so focused on what Sakumo was saying that I didn't notice Gaara get up and on top of me until he was right in my face.

'Oh shit..'

'Start crying and stuttering! He'll be so confused that you will be able to escape!'

I wasn't really listening though. I was studding Gaara's naked body pressed on top of mine. He had the great chiseled abs; big but not too big, muscular arms, huge shoulders, and from what I could see THE ASS F A GOD! His cheeks were firm and soft, with dimples! (A/N: x3 don't you just love a booty with dimples! Makes you want to grab, pinch and squeeze them! Hehe)

'God I want to like him up and down!'

'Now is not the time for this! If you haven't noticed Gaara is staring at you, probably plotting revenge, and he noticed you checking him out. So if you want to get raped and/or tortured I suggest, oh I don't know, CRY AND GET THE HELL OUT OF HERE!'

Gaara was indeed staring at me. He had a smirk on his face that told me that I was in for it this time. So I took my chance and started to think of something sad to make my cry. It worked.

I peeked up at him to see him in utter confusion. 'Dead kittens, dead kittens, dead kittens,' I kept on chanting to myself but Sakumo had other plans. She started to show me Gaara naked and scream. It was so funny I couldn't help but let out a small giggle and of course Gaara heard.

"What's so funny Sakura-chan?" He purred in my ear. "Nothing at all Gaara-kun," I purred right back. I took my chance and pushed him off me and made a mad grab for the camera as well as the door. I was just a foot out of the door when a strong hand pulled me down. "Ah, Ah, Ah Sakura. Where do you think your going?" She asked pulling himself up my leg so his face was right above my hip.

'Think, think you have to get out of this!'

'You sure about that I mean come on he's sexy. I wouldn't mind losing it to him.'

'I told you that wasn't your decision so please don't say that'

I got an idea and lean up to Gaara, wrapping my legs around him. "Gaara-kun, I think your sooo sexy and I just love your blood red hair," she said kissing his neck. Right as he put his hands on her hips she flipped them over and took off running.

Gaara wasn't far behind, still naked and still mad. I dashed down the stairs, taking them two at a time. I ran to the front door trying to unlock it.

Just as I got the door open it was slammed shut by two hands right by my head. I tried to get it open home again but it wouldn't budge. "Sakura," Gaara purred in my ear pushing me against the door, "where did you think you were going to go?" He went to nibbling on my ear. I think I melted but I couldn't tell because someone on the other side of the door called out my name.

"Sakura open up! I'm here now what's the emergency?!" They called

I smirked and opened the door to a confused Temari and a giggly Kankuro.

"Hey guys come on in," I said opening the door wider so they could see the still shocked and naked Gaara. Kankuro busted into a booming laughter and Temari took a picture. "Oh my goodness! Gaara what are you doing!" Temari yelled and laughed. I guess Gaara finally came back to us because he dashed up the stairs cursing.

'Nice move calling Temari and Kankuro over here before time incase something happened'

'I know right. Ha. I should have gotten pictures though because that was funny!'

Temari and Kankuro came in laughing and putting their stuff down. "So, Pinky what was the emergency anyway," Kankuro said putting an arm around my shoulder. "Oh I just needed someone to keep Gaara in line," I said smiling up at him. Temari spoke up then with a dead serious tone, "Look Sakura I like you. You're a cool chick but I got to know…are you doing my brother?" Temari asked. It was so blunt I couldn't believe she actually asked that.

"Temari, to answer your question, No I am not sleeping with Gaara or anyone for that matter. In fact I am a virgin," I said to her calming and even managed a smile. 'Oh my god! Pinky hasn't had her cherry popped!" Kankuro yelled out. "No Pinky has not had her cherry popped," I growled. I was really starting to hate this 'Pinky' business. "Want me to pop it for you?" Kankuro asked nudging me in the side. I elbowed him in the gut, causing him to lose his breath and he moved his arm from around me and coughed.

Gaara came down then with a shocked look on his face.

'Guess he heard our conversation'

'At least maybe we won't have to worry about him trying to get into our pants now'

'True but …I think…. I don't know'

'What is it?'

'I kind of liked him flirting with us…it made me feel beautiful again'

'True but honey you need love first not just Lust, It complicated but you will know when your ready. Oh god I sound like our mother'

'Yea you do but she's wise and always knows what to say' I smiled missing Tsunade-sama so much.

I must have zoned out for a while because Kankuro was shaking me and Temari was pinching my nose. "Sorry I'm fine now. I zoned out I was talking to…uh." I didn't want to tell them about Sakumo but I didn't have any other excuse.

"Sakumo?"

I looked up to see Gaara leaning against the wall smirking that evil but beautiful smirk of his at me, raising his…skin? I couldn't call it an eyebrow but whatever. "Sakura, who's Sakumo?" Temari aked but i wasn't telling anything about Sakumo just yet. They would learn when the time was right.

"So, what are you two planning on doing to me this time?" Gaara asked. "Yea actually we were," I spat back confidently lifting up the camera I still had. His smug face dropped to horror. "OH Kankurooooo, Temariiiiiiiii," I sang turning on the camera," Want to see something funny?" I turned to the picture of him and grinned evilly at him.

"Sakura don't you dare," he warned taking a step toward me. "Or what Gaara," I grinned stepping under Kankuro's arm, "You'll have another temper tantrum and tell me that I'm mean."

He lunged for the camera as I tossed it to Temari. I felt his arm go around my waist and bring me down to the hard marble floor, banging my head on a plant. He sat there breathing heavy and glaring up at him. I smirked and pointed to a laughing Temari and Kankuro, staring at the camera as tears poured from their eyes.

"GOD GAARA CAN YOU KEEP YOUR NAKEDNESS TO YOURSELF FOR ONCE!!" Kankuro yelled, booming into laughter again. Temari was laughing so hard that all she could say, " OMG GAARA YOUR PUBIC HAIR IS RED LIKE YORU HAIR!!! YOU HAVE A FIRE CROTCH!!!!"

I looked down at Gaara and he was …blushing?

He got up and hissed into my ear, "You will pay for this." I smirked at him before getting up and joining in on the laughter as Temari pointed out that Gaara's balls had shriveled up like little raisins. We ate and laughed the night away. Temari and I spent the night in my room watching scary movies and talking 'girl talk'. I talked them into staying the night for the rest of the month and maybe moving in with us. It would be nice to have a girl in the house and someone to talk to besides Gaara's hoes.

"So Sakura," Temari started taking a sip of coke, "What's really going on between you and my brother?" I sighed and turned to her being as honest as possible, "Temari there is nothing going on and I am really a virgin but not a complete virgin because ..well I have done a few things heh."

Just I turned off the light I heard the squeaking of my door and then a cold pair of hand grabbed my hips and lifted me off the bed with easy while sand duck taped my mouth.

"Stay quiet and I might just go easy on you," A husky deep voice came from behind my ear.

'Oh shit,' I thought, 'Gaara'

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Cliff Hanger!!!!!

I know you all hate cliffhangers but please don't hate me even more when I say I can't update until Wednesday which 4days away. Heheheh

Wish me luck it's my sophomore year of high school…. I'll be going to a school that is not only filled with people that hate me but also that has people willing to stalker and maybe kill me. Yay me!

See very one soon and I hope you enjoyed to story so far. Please keep reviewing!

--Yuuki ^_~