SCREAM part 4
A/N: Just wanna gives thanks to Fridix95 for letting me use her OC Eloise, who will show up in the next chapter or two.
Also, after watching a hilarious HTF AMV, Handy's new catch-phrase is "SHIT!"
So there's a giant mouth underneath you, and a homicidal demonic bear with a knife in his hand above you. Gee…not too many options at this point. But Flippy still wasn't dead yet, so that meant something in his mind. He had a blue skunk and a gray bunny dragging him down, but that was only a little hitch in his plan. All sorts of questions were swirling in his head right now.
(What the hell was going on? Are all of my friend's dead? Why is this happening to me?! What the hell is my demon doing here and why is there a giant hole with teeth trying to eat me? WHAT THE HELL IS GOING ON!!!) he screamed in his mind.
It was all too much for him; the red sky, the black clouds and lightning, the roaring hole in the ground, the pedestrians latched onto his legs. And last but not least, the collapsing bridge and the demon laughing his way to the three fearful animals. Flippy looked down at the roaring beast and saw its hot breath shoot up into the air, leaving a displeasing smell in his nostrils. Despite how slimy and gross the monster seemed, it was extremely vicious. Flippy caught a glance of some reddish-orange skunk get stuck on one of its tentacles and was sucked into the hole, landing in an unknown location (probably the creature's stomach acid). He looked really carefully and noticed that a tentacle was nowhere near the end of the bridge that was hanging near the ground and there was nothing but wet dirt and grass on the ground. Perhaps they would be able to survive the epidemic…
"Petunia and grey rabbit I don't know!" shouted Flippy.
"What?!!" shouted Petunia and Kyra.
"I need you to let go when I saw three, alright?!"
"WHAT!!?"
"Trust me! If I grab onto a blunt object sticking out the bridge at the right moment, we can fall into the mud and get away. Even if I don't grab the metal bar, the mud will cushion the fall!"
"Are you sure about this?!" asked Kyra.
"Unless you want that guy up there to scalp you, yeah!"
Petunia and Kyra gasped after they looked down into the creature's mouth, holding Flippy's legs like there was no tomorrow (and at this rate, there probably wasn't).
"On three! 1…2…"
"Wait! Is it we let go on three or 1, 2, 3, then jump?"
"THREE!!" said Flippy.
Just as Flippy's demon arrived at Flippy and the two women and lashed at them with his knife, Flippy let go off the blunt object sticking out the bridge and they fell. Flippy, Petunia, and Kyra screamed at the top of their lungs. They felt the rushing winds going past their faces and the updraft going into their mouths so much that their lips were flapping across their faces. Imagine free-falling without a parachute, only you'll land in soft mud instead of the hard ground. But then again, if they didn't land in the mud, they'd plummet into the creature's mouth and would be devoured slowly and painfully.
Luck was on Flippy's side today and he and the women landed in the soft mud. They jolted themselves up and shook the mud off themselves just when they turned around and saw the slimy pinkish tentacle waving itself around, ready to grab them. Everyone screamed and ran in all sorts of directions as the tentacle swiped itself at the defenseless animals, ready to suck out their organs and deliver them into the mouth.
"This is insane!" shouted Kyra.
"Gee Kyra, there's a hole in the ground with teeth on the side! OF COURSE IT'S INSANE!!" yelled Petunia.
"Stop complaining and keep running! We have to get back to the city!" said Flippy.
But right after he said that, Flippy and Kyra heard a loud scream and turned around to see what happened to Petunia. They thought that one of the tentacles wrapped itself around her body, but it turns out that some slimy gunk from the top of the collapsed bridge plopped onto her scalp. Petunia started shaking and freaking out about the slime, so instead of running with Flippy and Kyra to get back into the city, she ran back over to the hole to see if she could find some water in the dried up river. However, in the process, one of the tentacles wrapped itself around Petunia, latching its sucker onto her head. Petunia screamed and tried to fight back at the tentacle, kicking and shouting at it to let go of her head. That's when her skin was slowly being ripped out of place, stretching into the tentacle like a piece of taffy, revealing part of Petunia's scalp and brains. The tentacle veered itself backwards and Petunia's whole head was ripped off just before another tentacle swiped her corpse up. Both were chucked into the hole.
"NO! PETUNIA!!" shouted Kyra.
"There's nothing we can do for her now! Let's go!!"
Back in the city, things were no better. In fact, things were worse there than back at the bridge. People were running around either screaming or on fire. Some were fighting with a demonic looking creature while others were getting devoured by them. And in the midst of it all was Kyra and Flippy.
"Christ it's a fucking blood bath!" said Flippy.
"What are we supposed to do?!" asked Kyra.
Flippy looked around town and realized that at least a couple of animals were still alive, but in perilous situations. Perhaps they could gather as many survivors as they could and take shelter somewhere and wait for the whole epidemic to blow over. Flippy saw Handy on top of a building running away from some sort of winged creature and then he saw Flaky screaming as she saw a dog on the ground.
"All right, you get on that roof and go help Handy and I'll go save Flaky."
"Okay." said Kyra.
And so, Kyra and Flippy split up to go help their friends in need. Flippy ran over to Flaky who was screaming and quivering at the tiny gray dog sitting in front of her.
"Flaky, what's wrong?" asked Flippy.
Flaky screamed and shouted, "That dog's trying to kill me!"
Flippy stared at the dog for a while and was starting to wonder if Flaky was delusional or crazy. The dog was gray and tiny and it was so cute that Flippy himself felt like picking it up and squeezing it until it popped. Yet Flaky was scared out of her wits by the canine.
"Flaky you sure this dog is homicidal?"
"YES!! Just look at it!"
"I'm lookin' and I feel like holding the puppy and chewing on its cheek."
Flippy smiled and kneeled to the dog.
"Hey, little guy--"
The dog suddenly snarled and bit Flippy on the hand, causing Flaky to scream and run away.
"OW! What the fuck?! Heel! HEEL!!!" yelled Flippy, shaking his hand so the dog would fly away and stop biting him.
Too bad Flippy wasn't aware that this dog was the dog that seemed cute at first, but whenever somebody blew a whistle, it would go insane. Someone, somewhere, accidentally blew that whistle and made the dog flip out.
Kyra was running up a long series of stairs so that she could go rescue Handy from his assailant. It shouldn't be too tough, since she was armed with five different sets of knives and three different types of pistols, one of which was a Desert Eagle. She stopped a couple of times to catch her breath, but other than that, she got to the rooftop without any problems. Kyra kicked open the door and came face to face with some horrible bat creature that had a sharp set of teeth in its mouth. Kyra quickly rolled out the way before the creature clawed her face off and shot the creature in the back with her M1911 pistol. The creature merely turned around and growled at Kyra with drool seeping down its chin.
"Oh shit." muttered Kyra.
The creature screeched at the gray bunny and stretched its wings into the air. Then it jumped up and started flapping its way to Kyra, ready to tear her to shreds. Kyra began to run over to the edge of the roof, shooting at the vile thing until it fell from the sky making a death rattle. The bat creature plummeted through a section of the roof, crashing through every floor in the building and landing on the ground floor.
"Little help over here?" asked Handy, who was hiding behind a generator.
Kyra rushed over to the wounded handless orange beaver and started asking him questions.
"Perhaps you could shed some light on this situation?"
"How am I supposed to know anything?! I was standing on a cherry-picker fixing some of the phone lines when the sky suddenly turns red and a bunch of these weird monster shoot out of a portal from the ground."
"Did the portal have teeth on the sides?"
"I think so."
"Okay, well do you know of a place where we can stow away until this whole thing blows over? Like a bomb shelter?"
"Nope."
Kyra sighed heavily. "Until we find somewhere safe, take this gun to protect yourself."
Handy extends his arms to reach the gun, but he remembered something very important…
HE HAD NO HANDS!
So Handy grumbled to himself and grabbed the gun with his mouth.
"How you gonna shoot that thing? With your tongue?" asked Kyra.
Handy responded with a muffled comment. Then Handy started grunting and swishing his mouth around so he could fire the pistol. However, his tongue inadvertently pushed the handle of the gun and he wound up knocking the pistol out his mouth. It fell to the ground floor with the bat. Kyra couldn't help but smile and chuckle to herself.
"SHIT!" yelled Handy.
Flippy was busy bludgeoning a dog to death with a large, blunt wrench. After killing the rabid dog, Flippy started panting and began to slow his breaths, rubbing the sweat off his eyebrow.
"FLAKY!! FLAKY!!" shouted a green porcupine.
Flippy turned around and saw a large green porcupine running down the road sweating and panting, looking for his child.
"DAD!" shouted Flaky.
Spiky and Flaky reunited by grabbing each other and giving the other a massive bear hug, almost crying when they held each other.
"Dad, I thought you--"
"No I'm…I'm fine. You know I'd never leave you Flaky."
"What about Pop and Cub?"
"Honey that's different; Pop's retarded."
Flippy couldn't help but laugh at the comment Spiky made, mostly because it was true. At least Spiky was a little more protective of his offspring unlike Pop. Flippy turned around and saw Kyra walking with Handy and a couple of guns in her hands. Handy decided to hold a gun in his toes and hop on one foot. At least it wasn't as slippery in his mouth.
"Hey, do you any of you guys smell feet?" asked Handy.
Everyone looked awkwardly at Spiky, forcing him to get into an uncomfortable position. Spiky lifted up his left and right foot and sniffed them twice, before laughing nervously and stepping back from the crowd.
"Yeeeaaaahh…about that…"
"Okay, so your pops has a bit of foot odor; at least he can handle a gun." said Kyra, chucking a pistol to Spiky.
"Cool! It's been a while since I've fired a pistol!"
Everyone grew wide-eyed and stepped backwards while holstering their weapons in the air. Something horrible was behind the green porcupine.
"What?"
"DAD! LOOK OUT!"
Something roared loudly at Spiky and charged towards him. Spiky merely yelped and took a lighter out of his pocket and set it on fire. He then grunted loudly and positioned his butt so that it was behind the lighter. Spiky suddenly broke wind so hard that it created a large path of fire and it shot backwards at the monster, setting it on fire. It took Spiky a full five to eight seconds before he stopped farting and sighed so contently that his tongue came out of his mouth. The monster behind him was charred and black and Flippy and his friends were plugging their noses, near close to vomiting. Despite everything, Spiky fell on his back and started to laugh so much that he was crying.
"Um…that was-that was…disgusting." said Kyra.
"Dad, you really need to grow up." said Flaky.
Flippy and the gang were traveling through the National HTF Zoo, sifting their way past all the piles of blood and grotesque monsters that had been killed by stragglers. The zoo looked just as menacing as the sky. In fact, calling it a zoo was over-exaggerated; a park from the bowels of Hell or even a graveyard filled with satanic animals was more exact. The gang walked past several of their friends inside this one zoo alone; Spiky and Flaky spotted Pop in a pile of excrement. They guessed some animal devoured him long ago and pooped him out. A skunk in black and white was seen hanging upside down from chains…without his skin. It was Petunia's older brother, Tevor. Giggles and some teenage deer with yellow antlers were both found with fangs in their eyes and their innards spilled over their heads. Flippy didn't feel like looking at anymore.
"Isn't there a bomb shelter in this zoo?" asked Kyra.
"Yes. Now as long as we can get past the bull-pit--"
Handy was cut off when he heard loud screaming in the distance and spotted a green fox with a grey tail running away from a bull creature that looked a lot like a minotaur or some black rabid bull that walked upright like they did. Handy grunted frustratingly as he tried to shoot the bull with his foot, but he wound up hitting Flippy in the arm.
"SHIT!"
"WHAT THE FUCK HANDY!!"
"Sorry. My bad."
Kyra and Flippy dispatched the bull themselves with their pistols and saved the green fox. The bull roared just before its body slid on the sand and fell into a large pit, where it was devoured by demonic bears.
"Ah. Flippy. Haven't seen you since you decided to put your dick in another woman's mouth."
"Shut the fuck up Omane! If I really wanted to, I coulda let that bull spear you in the ass until you realized it wasn't my dick jammed in there."
"Like your dick is that big."
"Guys he's not wearing any pants. I mean…it's hangin' right there." Kyra pointed out.
"Okay subject change. Who's the fox with the grey tail?" asked Flaky.
"My ex-girlfriend. We used to--"
"We get it. She wouldn't settle down would she? Too much cushion for the pushin' Flippy? Eh? Eh???" said Spiky, nudging his daughter on the shoulder.
"Dad I'm not male." said Flaky.
"…I knew that."
"No, she wouldn't shut the fuck up while we were doing it. 'Flippy, spank me! Flippy shove that straw in my ass! Flippy, snort coke off my breast!'"
"Shut up Flippy!" yelled Omane.
"NO! You're gonna stand there and listen to my funny imitation of you while having sex! 'Don't bend it like that! Your balls smell like musk! How many times are you gonna fart while we fuck?'?!"
"Fuck you Flippy."
"WE TRIED THAT ALREADY!!!"
"YOU--"
A large snake hissed loudly as it traveled along the ground, getting closer to the group. Like always, Flaky screamed at the top of her lungs while Spiky merely shot the snake with the pistol Kyra gave him.
"This place isn't safe! We have to get to the bomb shelter!" announced Handy.
Everyone ran inside of a large building filled with nothing but dead animals and blood and broken wall tiles and windows. They ignored all these obstacles and continued to move forward without any hesitation (plus there were a shitload of snakes chasing them, which motivated them even more). Kyra opened up a door for Handy (since he had no hands and all) and Flippy and Omane proceeded through the door with them. Flaky and Spiky were about to go through the steel door, but a crate used for gathering more animals slid down the floor and shut the door. It also pinned Flaky and Spiky to the wall in the process and the crate spilled out more snakes. The snakes hissed loudly as they slowly slid their way to the stunned porcupine and hedgehog. Spiky opened up his eyelids and tried to grab his gun, but it didn't end so well.
"NO!" shouted Spiky, as a snake bit him on the arm.
Then another snake bit Flaky in the stomach and pretty soon, both prickly creatures were screaming and holding their swollen areas of their bodies. But that didn't help much, as more snakes continued to bite them. In fact, Spiky yelled out loud when a snake spat its venomous poison into his eyes and nearly blinded him.
"OH GOD! MY EYES!!!" cried Spiky.
Spiky's face turned red and tears (and snake venom) were streaming down his cheeks while his daughter screamed relentlessly as the snakes bit her more and more. Pretty soon, they'd be dead.
"Flaky!!" screamed Flippy.
"Oh shit." muttered Omane, shoving Handy down a hallway.
Handy screamed for a half-second before another bull-like demon impaled him in the eyeball with its horn, killing the amputee beaver instantly. Omane put Handy in harm's way so she could save herself.
"You little bitch." muttered Flippy.
Flippy heard two loud gunshots and was shocked to see a small bullet hole in Omane and Kyra's forehead…and blood all over his face. That's when the whole building suddenly disintegrated into nothing and Flippy was overwhelmed when he felt rushing hot wind go across his face. Flippy looked back at the building and saw his demon stowing away inside the bomb shelter; he was the one who killed Omane and Kyra. He was laughing like always, showing his spiky white teeth while gesturing Flippy to turn around.
Flippy turned around and screamed when his whole body started to burn up due to the fire and the bombs. He could feel the skin melting off his bones, his eyeballs exploding from all the heat, his organs expanding like popcorn, waiting to burst out of his chest. All Flippy could do was scream as he melted away into nothing…
That's when Flippy woke up.
A/N: Again, it was a little rushed at the end, but you get the general idea.