Authors Note: WOOOOO! I GET TAH KEEP MAH COMPUTER! Wondering why? Find out at the end of the fic…….
-------------------------------------------------Jude's P.O.V----------------------------------------------------
"AND STAY OUT UNTIL YOU LEARN SOME MANNERS YOUNG LADY!" My bitch for a step mother yelled, tossing my cigarettes all over the yard
"AND YOU YOUNG MAN! DON'T YOU EVER FLIP ME OFF!"
"BITCH! YOU DIDN'T PAY FOR THOSE!" I shrieked back. Fucking bitch was getting on my nerves.
Someone tell me when the fuck ''crap'' turned into a curse word? I'm here smoking my cigs, and watching Saved by the Bell while laughing every time someone said ''bye golly!'' and this woman comes in and THROWS my cigarettes outside and…
Gah…
My name's Jude, and I live with my love-sick father and bitch ass step mother. I'm a stoner, but I'm also a hippy. Weird combination, but then again what the fuck is a normal pairing? And who the hell was the young man she was talking about? Must've been high…
"Good god" I heard a voice, I looked up to find my friend Craig staring at the door.
"Hey Craig" I greeted him, lighting one of my cigs
"Jude"
"Ever get the feeling your annoyed at some people, and just wanna kill them?" I asked. He nodded and flipped me off
"I get that feeling every time I hear you gush over Stan….makes me want to pound his face in…" He replied.
"Tsh….shut the fuck up, are you jealous?" I laughed at his mortified look, as he slugged me on the arm
"HELL no! There's a rule, no liking best friends. It's just nasty"
"Mhmm, sure" I leaned on my heels, rocking back and forth between puffs
Ah….that be a good cig….
"You know…we need to do something about that bitch.." Craig said suddenly
I opened my eyes
"What do you have in mind…?" I asked curiously. Craig was a tricky bastard, I didn't want to kill her…just…maybe damage her…mentally?
"Meh…empty snakes in her underwear drawer…tippy the house?" (A/N: okay you know how when you throw toilet paper all over a house? Have no idea how to spell it)
"That's no use, I need something…more…mentally challenging!" I said, the creativity of the situation flowing through my veins and pondering through my mind
"Like?" He asked, quirking his eyebrow in my direction
"I don't know yet…wait a minute…I'm getting something"
"What is it?" He questioned, shaking me "ANSWER ME WOMAN!"
"TOTAL BITCH FIT-A-POLOOZA!" I yelled
"What?"
"I could do like…a total teenage rebel and I could like never ever listen to her…and…maybe go against all her morals?" I suggested
"Don't you do that already?"
"I mean worse, like, I got an IDEAAAAA!" I shrieked
"Uh…I'm lost, Jude can you actually tell me what your plan is?"
"The bitch is going out to some gay ass garden party, I could throw…a party….she HATES PARTIES! DRINKING AND SMOKING SHALL UPHAND! And and and…I dunno but all the shit she dispises!"
"Hmm…I agree, I'll round up the little fuckers and we'll launch this thing….but" Craig agreed
"Hmm?"
"Can I flip her off AFTER?"
"Fine, you god damn idiot"
---------------------------Next day, After school 11:30 am---------------------------
"Alrighty you fags" Craig announced in front of the class the next morning. I wanted to die with laughter
"You assholes are all invited to my bitch Jude's party tomorrow after school it's ALL about making her god damn bitch for a step mother ….be….mentally scarred I suppose…"
Everyone agreed to go, except Kyle, who of course tried to protest…
"Wait a minute what the hell is that?"
"Kyle…not now…just down Kyle we'll get your moral soup later" My friend Yolle said.
He glared at her, and she slugged him. So everyone agreed to come. Woo!
------------------------------Next day Again…Party time FTW!-------------
THE…NOISE…WAS…FUCKING…HUGEEEE! And my favorite song was ONNNN!
Just dance, gonna be okay, da-da-do-mm
Just dance spin that record babe da da do-omm
Just dance gonna be okay d-d-d-dance dance dance just j-j-j dance
Wish I could shut my play boy mouth…
But anyway! She was due back in about 10 minutes and kenny was already high, Stan and Wendy were..
Well…the two whores were doing SOMETHING……
And everyone else was either dancing, smoking, drinking or fighting
How fucking awesome was this?
"Craig! This is just awesome!" I mega hugged him when I found him talking to Token.
"Yeah! Uh…Get…off…me….dying…" He faked gasped.
"Oh this is going to be….the funniest…thing…EVER!''
"But I wanna flip her off….as like right now…" Craig said, looking at his knuckles
"Of course…I'm gonna smoke…maybe talk to som kid- EEP!" I screeched
"JUDEEEE BABY THIS IS…THIS JUST BE DA SHHHIIITTT!!!! I MEAN YOU SHOULD REALLY-" Kody (A/N: Kody's a girl, and another of mah OC's, just incase ^_~) hollered before she passed out
"Oh god damn it…KAYDEN! HAS KODY BEEN IN MAH WHISKEY CABINET?"
"YUP!"
Oh shit. She's drunk. I stepped over her and glanced up. Mole gave me a thumbs up.
"HEY HEY HEY EVERYONE!" Kenny suddenly yelled, standing on top of the coffe table
"AYYEEEEE KENNNNNNAAAYYYYYY!?!?!" Everyone replied, raising there glasses or bottles
"I GOT TWO CORNY ASS JOKES! WHO WANTS TO HEAR?"
Everyone did of course!
"ALRIGHT ALRIGHT! HOW DO YOU WAKE LADY GAGA UP?" Kenny asked, grinning
"You sing her songs badly?!" Stan asked
"NOOO!"
"YOU SMACK HER?" Yolle questioned
"NOPE!"
"WE GIVE UP THEN!"
"YOU POKER FACE! GET IT? POKE…HER…FACE….!!!" Kenny laughed, and everyone joined him.
"ALRIGHT ALRIGHT FOR MY SECOND ONE I NEED A VOLUNTEER" He shouted, and Kayden walked up.
"Just follow along, okay Kayden?" She nodded
"OH MY FUCKING GOD I'M BLIND!" Kenny shouted, closing his eyes and feeling around everywhere
"Oh god, Kenny! And I totally wanted you to read this awesome message on my shirt!" Kayden bawled, faking exaspiration
"I know! I can read it in brail!" Kenny reached for Kayden's boobs, earning roars of laughter from the crowd.
I ran upstairs.
"Mole, progress report"
"Ze bish…iz coming in 2 minutes.." He said, looking outside with his telescope.
"Load the paint guns! Charge the spit ball canon! Get the eggs! prepare for war!" I screeched, and Mole and another group of guys took there places ontop of the stairrs, some downstairs in the living room etc.
"OKAY EVERYONE! GET READY!" I grabbed Craig and we ducked behind the couch.
The door opened….
I could hear Mole load the gun as a ~chick chick~ filled the air
"FIREEEEEEE!"
BOOM! SPLASH! KRACKA POWAH!
Spit balls and paint balls and eggs flied everywhere! It was like a dance!
Everyone got up to see a heap on the floor
Craig jumped up, and we both flipped her off.
"YOU JUST GOT OWNED, BITCH!" Cheers filled the house.
Then the heap started to move
Wait just a second….the heap wasn't wearing glasses-
OH MY GOD
"JUDE JANIS MONROE! YOU ARE GROUNDED!" My DAD hollered
Ah, I was so oh so screwed
HAHAHAHAHAHAA! XD This happened to me sorta, only you know xD
Anyway! Guess what! I HAVE MAH COMPUTER! WOOOOOOO! I made a deal with ym parents, no tv for the computer
(it was a STUPID deal, I haven't watched tv since February last year! And all the tv shows I watch I can find online! HAHAHA XD)
So! I like this chapter! Who else loves it? :D
OC LIST!
Xi-JenxKaito-xi: Kayden, Yolle
Hollywood Grimm: Jude
Wooo! xD