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"Hello," Bluestar mewed. "I'm Bluestar, and I'm here to talk to you about Warriors The Written A bridged Series. Do you enjoy Warriors? Do you enjoy any abridged series at all? Then well, WTWAS, if you want to make it short, is worse than them both. On the bright side, Spottedpaw13 doesn't voice all the characters herself. Emily Fellers and libithewolf of..um...this site voice characters, as well as famous voice actor Dan-WOW, we swore those off. I meant, 'as well as famous voice actor' Microsoft Sam! Episode 2 is out, so check it out. YAY YOUTUBE!"
When did Bluestar get here?
Warning: The following chapter contains Anti-Yoshin feelings. If you're in love with Yoshin, then...OOH, PIZZA! Disclaimer: The following is a fanfic. Naruto belongs to um...whoever I said in the second chapter, Pokemon belongs to...um...whoever I said in the second chapter. Sam Umino and Yoshin belong to me, as well as the Pokemon Akatsuki. However, I do not own Ash, Pikachu, the Akatsuki, or you. That reminds me, I own Joseph and his ULTIMATE POKEMON! Sorta, same for Joseph's Minun. (Whenever Yoshin talks and something is well...like this, this is what he means.)

Sam Umino stared at the scene around her. I thought this story was dead. Shrugging, she picked up Yoshin.

"Pika?" Yoshin asked. (Hey, I thought this story was dead too. But beggars can't be choosers.)

"Thanks for reading my thoughts," Sam muttered.

"Pika!" Yoshin grinned. (Have fun building the fourth wall again!)

Still holding Yoshin, Sam began to walk for awhile. Then she saw a scene that made her stop.

Two Pokemon trainers were walking towards each other. Both trainers had a Pokemon on their shoulders. The one with the red and white hat had a Pikachu on his shoulder, while the one with the red hat had a Minun on his shoulder. To make things less complicated, the Pikachu trainer is the famous Ash Ketchum (Gotta Ketchum all! Gotta Ketchum all!) and the other trainer is some random guy named Joseph.

"I can't believe it, Pikachu!" Ash exclaimed. "Due to the popularity of this series, Cartoon Network has forced us to make another season! Now we're in the Ninja region!"

"Look at me," Joseph muttered. "I'm the only main character in the current Pokemon game generation that isn't a main character in Pokemon Diamond and Pearl. At least that means I can name myself whatever I want, and I refuse to be named Lucas."

At that moment, Joseph and Ash ran into each other.

"Umm..." Joseph thought for a second. "You're Ash Ketchum...right?"

"Yeah," Ash replied.

"I don't like you."

"But due to my popularity, everyone who hates me is automatically a villain!" Ash protested.

"Well, Minun, I guess I'm a villain then, aren't I?" Joseph asked Minun, not looking at Ash.

"Due to my popularity, you're a villain, which means we must have a Pokemon battle!" Ash shouted.

"I thought you'd never ask," Joseph replied with a smirk.

"I choose you, Pikachu!" Ash shouted.

"Pika," Yoshin groaned. (That is one of the most overused jokes in Pokemon. The other ones aren't quite so annoying.)

"You got that right," Sam replied.

"Pika!" Pikachu shouted as....um....he? jumped off of Ash's shoulder.

Joseph smirked and picked up a Poke Ball that was EXTREMELY strange, and impossible to get unless you participated in a Pokemon event. "Come out, Arceus."

"Pika..." Yoshin growled. (I believe it's pronounced Ar-kay-us, not Ar-see-us.)

"Does it really matter?" Sam asked as Arceus came out of its Cherish Ball."

"I don't speak Pokemon in the last movie that came out," Arceus commented. "Wait, that wasn't me. Well, my species officially speaks English, not Pokemon."

"Oh. My. Goodness." Ash gasped. "It's a legendary Pokemon! How did you get it?"

"Rode in a car for an hour and a half to get to a Toys 'R' Us, went into el bano, and put it onto my game system." Joseph shrugged.

"Without breaking the fourth wall?" Ash added.

"Then I give you no answer," Joseph told him. "Oh, by the way, thanks to Arceus's special ability, it's a ghost type because of the plate it's holding."

"WEEHEE!" Arceus shouted. "I have no idea what that means."

"Nice..." Ash muttered. "Pikachu, use Thunderbolt!"

"Arceus, finish it off with Judgement," Joseph sighed.

"WEEHEE!" Arceus replied. As Pikachu hurtled a Thunderbolt at Arceus, Arceus did some thing that is impossible to explain.

"Pika. PIKA PIKA!" Yoshin replied. (Allow ME to explain why you can't explain, oh mighty words that define our lives. See, this Arceus is from the last Pokemon event that was...IN AMERICA! It's level 100, and knows four moves. The only one it should know is Judgement, which is an Arceus-specific move. It's type changes according to what type Arceus is, which changes according to what plate Arceus holds. It's other three moves are Spacial Rend, a Palkia-specific move, Roar of Time, a Dialga-specific move, and Shadow umm....whatever word comes next, that Giratina-specific move. See, it's like a hacked Pokemon, only it can't mess up the game since it was downloaded from a Toys 'R' Us, not brought forth by an Action Replay. By the way, thanks to its level, Arceus owns everything. That is all.)

Wow, that was unnecessarily long. Needless to say at this point, Pikachu fainted. Also, Judgement can't be explained because to the knowledge of these words that define these characters' lives, it has never been used.

Meanwhile, a Gyarados (Probably spelled wrong) spied on these three...well, two trainers and strange non-ninja. "All is going well, sir."

"Excellent," a voice from a walkie-talkie laughed. "We are definitely not evil. Wait, are we the first Pokemon in this story that are supposed to say there names but are breaking the rules anyway?"

"That we are," Gyarados replied grimly.

No, I am not stealing jokes from Yugioh Abridged and Crpsule Monsters. You're saying I am, aren't you? Well I'm not!

The whole point of that battle was to prove that in Pokemon Diamond, I am superior to Ash in every way. At least I'VE beaten the Elite Four.

Anyone else notice that Yoshin's explanation didn't explain what it was supposed to explain?

Oh well. Joseph has won. The main characters have been set. The Pokemon Akatsuki has been brought in. And yes, Joseph is definitely a villain.

WTWAS! ~Spottedpaw13~