Yes. Mew lacks hatred. Just don't tell Mew that, or you'll be sorry. I'm going to bring Mew in soon, don't worry.
Due to the fact that I am now ADDICTED TO POKEMON, stupid silver trainer card, I'm updating this. Maybe I should make a regular Pokemon story....nah. Hopefully, libithewolf, I shall see thee soon. (I'm also on a Percy Jackson and the Olympians addiction)

Joseph pulled out his badges case thing. "Oh, awesome, I have a silver trainer card now."

"Yeah, that was a fluke," a voice that sounded like Spottedpaw13 told him. "We both know the only reason you got in first was because Fantina was there instead of Johanna."

"Oh, look, James," Jessie grinned. "That twerp is here. And one of his friends has a Pikachu."

"A shiny Pikachu," Meowth added. Wait, what is Team Rocket doing here? Oh well, it's just one chapter.

"We can get two for the price of one," James thought out loud. "The twerp's Pikachu and a shiny Pikachu. The boss will be so pleased." Wait, I thought you guys were the only three members left. "No we're not." Ah.

"Good idea, James," Jessie told him. "Let's develop a diabolical plan to steal those two Pikachus."

"Wait, what does diabolical mean?" James asked.

Jessie groaned.

"Well," Sam began. "Now what?"

"Ummm......anyone want to have a Pokemon battle?" Joseph asked.

"NO!" Sam and Ash exclaimed.

"Hey, I have weaker Pokemon," Joseph told them. "My second strongest Pokemon is nowhere near as strong, and I only use it for catching Pokemon anyway."

"...Fine," Sam agreed. "But this better not be hard. I've never been in a Pokemon battle before."

From the bushes, Azelf and Gyarados were planning on how to obtain their target.

"We should go now." Gyarados told Azelf. "On my mark, get set-"

Joseph's Minun noticed them again and this time used Discharge on them.

"NOOOOOOOOOO!" Gyarados moaned. "It was foolproof!"

"You imbeciles!" Mewtwo growled. "I'm ashamed that the two of you serve me. ME, the villain voiced by Dan Green! That was your last chance. Don't count so loudly. I'm going to send in Mew for this!"

"What just happened?" Ash asked.

"Oh, nothing," Joseph assured Ash, both he and Minun hiding an evil smirk. "Let's start the battle, hmm?"

"Why am I referee again?" Ash asked.

"Because you're the only other person within a 50 mile diameter," Joseph told him.

"Whatever, choose your Pokemon," Ash announced.

"Alright, Yoshin, let's do this," Sam told her Pikachu.

Yoshin nodded. "Pika pika!" (I'm going to country fry that bad guy!)

"Your Pikachu is a poet?" Joseph asked. "Oh, nevermind, it doesn't matter. You're up, Minun."

Minun jumped off of Joseph's shoulder and landed with an evil smirk.

"I don't know what moves my Pikachu has," Sam admitted.

"Here, borrow this." Ash ran over to Sam and gave her a Pokedex. "It should tell you the Pokemon moves."

"Okay..." Sam shrugged as Ash ran back to his referee position. "Okay, most of these attacks are pretty self explanatory, but what does Cut do?"

"Pika!" Yoshin growled. (Just watch!) The shiny Pikachu ran over to Minun and used its Cut attack.

"It knows an HM? Impressive," Joseph admitted. "Quick Attack, Minun!"

Minun ran at a speed that rivaled Sonic the Hedgehog's. And that's fast. Quickly, it slammed into Yoshin.

"Minun..." Minun moaned.

"Great," Joseph muttered. "You're paralyzed. I hate the abilities some Pokemon have."

".Uh....Quick Attack," Sam told Yoshin. Without responding, Yoshin used its Quick Attack. "Cut, Yoshin." Yoshin used its Cut attack."

"Alright, you win," Joseph announced. "Sorry, Minun."

"Minun." If looks could kill, I'm afraid our dear friend Joseph would be dead.

"Well, that went better than I thought," Joseph admitted. "After all, I've never battled with Minun before. Good job."

"Thanks," Sam replied before noticing something. "Yoshin? Where'd you go?"

"Pikachu! Where are you?!?" Ash shouted.

"Prepare for trouble!" a voice announced.

"And make it double!" another voice added.

"To protect the world from devastation!" the first voice announced.

"To unite all peoples within our nation!" the second voice added.

"To denounce the evils of truth and love!" the first voice shouted.

"To extend our reach to the stars above!" the second voice added.

"Jessie!" the first voice introduced herself.

"James!" the second voice introduced himself.

"Team Rocket blast off at the speed of light! Surrender now or prepare to fight!" Jessie and James announced.

"Meowth, that's right!" a third voice added.

"Team Rocket!" Ash shouted. "Give us back our Pokemon!"

"Wait....I thought it was Team Galactic." Joseph scratched his head.

"I only know of the Akatsuki," Sam muttered. "The only time Ash didn't totally fail is episode 124 with the Chikorita. That was awesome."

"...Thanks I guess?" Ash replied.

"Alright," Joseph muttered. "Sneasel, let's go!" Joseph threw a Poke Ball and a pink Sneasel came out.

"It's a shiny Sneasel!" Jessie noticed unnecesarily. "Let's catch it!"

"I don't think so," Joseph replied. "Sneasel, Icy Wind!"

"Sneasel!" Sneasel replied and used its Icy Wind attack.

"Team Rocket's blasting off again!" Team Rocket shouted as it blasted off. Conveniently, Yoshin and Ash's Pikachu dropped back to the ground.

"Thanks," Sam sighed.

"You're welcome," Joseph shrugged.

"I can't believe this!" Mew muttered. "You guys are idiots! You can't do a single thing right! What do you have to say for yourselves???"

"Sorry," Azelf muttered.

"Sorry yourself!" Mew snapped. "Mew's here, and we're going to get that guy!"

Ah, their target is a male. And I just had to throw Team Rocket in there. And it's true, the only time Ash didn't fail completely was in episode 124 when he stole the Team Rocket motto, which APPARENTLY is copyrighted.
Yoshin's attacks belong to my Pachirisu, which is named Kakshi. Minun's attacks belong to my Minun which is named Minun. Sneasel's attacks belong to my shiny Sneasel named Sneasel. Team Rocket motto and catchphrase belong to Team Rocket, back when they actually were awesome.