At the moment my life is a bit serene, but the master is here! I'm Spottedpaw13!
You might think I'm a little bit brash, but the master is here. And my name is Ash!
Never thought I'd steal lines from Ash.....

Anyway, I've watched enough Pokemon related stuff that this is the only thing I currently feel like updating.
"Now that that's over-" Ash began when Sam suddenly became distracted.

"Look!" Sam shouted, pointing at a purple and red Pokemon with blue eyes.

"Pika?" Yoshin asked. (Anyone know what that is?)

"Let me see," Joseph replied, pulling out his National Pokedex.

"Why is your Pokedex orange?" Ash inquired.

"Professor Oak went and made the National Pokedex orange." Joseph scowled as he used the Pokedex.

"Zorua. The Evil Fox Pokemon. And....hey, this is a FIFTH generation Pokemon!" the National Dex protested. "That's the only information I can give you! Besides, that's only the Japanese name, since there isn't an English name yet."

"Nice," Joseph commented.

"I think I found a new favorite Pokemon," Sam added.

Another purple and red Pokemon followed it. It also had blue eyes.

"Who's that Pokemon?" Joseph asked.

"Zoroark," the National Dex groaned. "Again, it's a fifth generation Pokemon, and all anyone knows is its appearance and its Japanese name."

"That's annoying," Sam muttered. "But what do you expect from a Pokemon that's appearing in a movie in July in Japan?"

Suddenly, there was a flash of light that lasted for a few seconds.

"What just happened?" Ash asked when it was over.

"Hey, where's Joseph and Minun?" Sam added.

Ash glanced at the spot where Joseph had been standing and realized he was gone indeed. He turned around. "Found him!"

Sam turned in the direction Ash was facing. Joseph and Minun had their hands tied behind their backs were were next to three other Pokemon: Mew, Azelf, and Gyarados.

"What are you doing?" Sam demanded. "Give him back!"

Mew let out an evil laugh that would rival Hawkfrost's evil laugh*. "Silly girl. Why would we turn such a powerful villain loose?"

"Villain?" Ash shook his head. "There's no way he's a villain!"

"Ah, but he admitted it himself," Azelf replied. "Back when you three first met."

"That's just according to Ash's popularity standards," Sam corrected Azelf. "I'm sure he's good at heart."

"His innocence is an act," Mew growled. "Haven't you looked at that Minun closely? That thing is pure evil!"

Sam gave Minun a close look. Indeed, it had an evil smirk on its face and was charging up an electric attack.

"Not now, Minun," Joseph muttered. Minun immediately stopped charging its attack.

"You can almost see its evil....character," Ash admitted.

"And Joseph? He caught that thing to use it for its evil intentions," Mew continued. "If you guys weren't around, he would have caught that Zorua."

"And WHY are we bringing fifth generation Pokemon into this?" Gyarados asked.

"Because Zorua is plain awesome,'' a voice that sounded like Spottedpaw13's answered.

"Whatever. We're not letting go," Gyarados replied.

"Oh, I think you will," a voice replied. There was a flash of light.

"Okay, who took Sam?" Ash demanded.

"Who do you think, un? Maybe the people who are behind you?" a second voice replied.

Ash glanced behind him and saw Sam, held prisoner by mysterious guy who had long yellow hair (Deidara*) and a mysterious guy with red hair (Sasori).

"Give up the boy, and we'll give up the girl," Sasori told Mew.

Sorry, it's short, but whatever. This ought to be a strange moment in Naruto/Pokemon history.