Disclaimer: I do not own Naruto or any of its characters. I do own my stuffed animal collection though :3

Ino had a skull-splitting headache.

Somehow, she couldn't bring herself to open her eyes. So instead, grumbling and groaning, she rubbed her head. Only, when she did that, her hair felt short and feathery.

That's.. not…right…

Ino felt stupid and lethargic. She was unable to form a single coherent thought. A wave of nausea bubbled over her and she sat up quickly. Every little noise was drilling painfully into her eardrums. Any little scrape or rustle of clothing would make her head throb. She pressed her hands over her ears and bit her lip. Slowly, she tried opening her eyes. She only cracked them open the slightest bit then had squeezed them shut. Tears leaked down her cheeks.

Everything was too bright to see; too intense for her retina. And if all those clues weren't enough to show to her that something was wrong…

There's something between my legs.

Ino screamed and started at the sound of her own voice. Her heart hammered against her ribs. Her…her voice wasn't her own. It wasn't Sakura's. It wasn't even female. It was.. It was…

Sasuke's..?

Sakura squirmed uncomfortably.

There was a tight feeling in her chest that had her taking quick gasps of breath. She sat up- (When did I fall?) with difficulty and rubbed her eyes. When she opened them she found that she was blind. She blinked repeatedly and proceeded to rub them again.

Gradually, her sight began to clear and the dark spots to fade. What she found when everything was more or less visible was Ino staring dumfoundedly at her.

Ino? What's Ino doing here? When did she get here?

"What are you-"

Sakura paused. She looked around for Naruto. She had heard his voice. She shrugged her shoulders. Oh well. While turning back to Ino, Sakura's eyes grazed past another person. A female to be exact.

With pink hair.

Sakura squinted her eyes as she peered at her…own body.

"Naruto if this is another-" she paused once more. "Naruto shut up!!" I…you…I.."

Sakura's eyes widened. Naruto's voice was coming from her own throat…yeah…it…

…what!!?

"What's going on!?" she shouted, her voice a perfect rendition of Naruto's. It was at this moment that she noticed she wasn't even in her own body.

Wha…what?

Sasuke was angry. No, more like pissed the hell off.

While everyone else was being an idiot, he had pieced together what had happened. You only had to have realized that you weren't in your own body and seen Ino lying there to have figured out that she had somehow used her mind transfer jutsu to cause all of it.

Sasuke didn't care what Ino liked to do on her spare time, but she didn't have to involve him. Now he was in her freaking body. And as hard as he tried not to think about it, he felt more light…down south.

Sasuke stood slowly and regarded Sakura, Naruto, and…himself. With an annoyed sneer on his face, he crossed his arms over his chest. He then awkwardly lowered them to accommodate his new chest size.

"Ino." he uttered contemptuously. It didn't have the effect he had expected. But, then again, he had expected to say it in his own voice.

Sasuke saw his body, Ino inside, rise and bite his lip.

"Yeah I know." Ino put her hands on her hips. Sasuke didn't like it at all the way that looked on his body; her doing that.

"It was my fault." Ino said.

Sasuke bit down on a sarcastic comment and narrowed his eyes.

"Fix it."

"Yeah Ino!" Sakura, in Naruto's body, stood and glared at Ino's body. But she paused, visibly confused and turned her heated glance to Sasuke's body. She stood there several moments biting her cheek. She gave up and straightened her back, folding her arms.

"No, no. I'm going to keep us like this. Of course I'm going to change us back you stupid!! I'm starting to think all you have behind that giant forehead is hot air!" Ino spat.

Sakura was taken aback and her expression shattered. Then she remembered who it really was speaking and her Inner Sakura flared. "It's your fault we even got this way so don't you go yelling at me!!" she lashed out.

Ino opened her mouth then closed it. She sighed.

"Yeah. I know. Sorry." she rubbed her forehead. Just wake up the bimbo and I'll start the jutsu." Ino folded her arms.

Sakura nodded and almost kicked Naruto out of habit. But seeing her own body lying there stopped her. "Wake up Naruto." Sakura settled for shaking. Naruto awoke with a rather unladylike groan and sat up.

"Wha..?"

"Alright. Do it." Sasuke said.

Ino nodded. She closed her eyes and relaxed. Holding up her hands in a sign, she furrowed her brow and concentrated. After a few long seconds she opened her eyes again.

"What's wrong?" Sasuke asked.

Ino tilted her head in a cute way that made Sakura's heart flop.

She gave a nervous smile.

"I forgot how to do it."

A/N: I kind of rushed this one too. I have a lot of school projects in my plate at the moment :T I promise I'll go over and reread the next ones in the future and make them longer. I'm sorry if the body switching is kind of confusing. REVIEW please and give me suggestions?