For a Monday, I had a lot of homework. Plus I'm working on two projects for the same exact topic, though they are both quite different. So for the rest of the week, I'm keeping my stories in the capable hands of Cinderpaw. Sincerely, Spottedpaw13.
Den of Moon, Yesterday
"I need to ask you a favor, Cinderpaw," Spottedpaw13 mewed. "I need you to take back your control of the profile for a bit."
"What??" Cinderpaw asked. "No way. I like the new way."
"I'm really busy Cinderpaw. I have two projects. And it's only six days," Spottedpaw13 pleaded.
"...Okay, fine. I will, if you let me read that stupid children's book that's due Friday afterwards."
"Fine with me. It's a deal."
Well, now I'm stuck with writing stories again. GREAT. Thanks a bunch, Spottedpaw13. Way to get yourself buried in homework and projects. Yes, I know it's not your fault. Quiet, young'un.
As I was saying, I have little knowledge of Naruto or Pokemon. Naruto belongs to those people in Japan. Pokemon belongs to....Nintendo. Anime, um...whoever is making it in Japan. If I know one thing, it's that in Japan, the Pokemon anime is almost to the Elite Four, and that's just not fair. Anyway, enjoy the bad chapter of this horrible story my 'friend' wrote.
~Cinderpaw~
Sam stared at the river for some stupid reason. Seriously, who just suddenly stops walking and stares at a river? I mean, besides everyone.
Yoshin glanced up at Sam. "Pika?" (Now what?)
"I sense a few disturbances. One makes me certain that in a different universe, I'm actually working with Joseph and some other people. Another makes me feel like someone else has a Pokemon Event Pokemon. And the last has me certain that Joseph has caught 3 more legendary Pokemon in the last 24 hours."
It's true, some random voice added.
"PIKA PIKA PIKA?!?" Yoshin yelled. (What the heck is that???)
"Stop getting me in trouble," Spottedpaw13 growled, even though she isn't in the scene.
Sam shrugged. "Oh well. Hey, did you know there's a preview for this story now?"
"Pika?" Yoshin asked. (Why in the world would ANYONE do that?)
"I don't know, but it's just sitting in a notebook. And it has spoilers for the future, and there's only a few chapters left."
"Pika pika, piiiiiika?" (Can we get to training now, pleaaaaaase?)
"Sure." Sam picked up a stick. "Okay, HM Slave versus Yoshin. Let's see what you can do."
Suddenly a note fell in the breeze. Sam picked it up.
Dear whoever stole HM Slave from me,
Give HM Slave back. I need that stupid Marril, as it knows HMs that are very bad but are needed in the overworld. Seriously, I need that thing. Give it back. It knows Strength, Rock Smash, Surf, and Waterfall.
Sincerely, Joseph
"It's nice to know my HM Slave isn't the same as Joseph's HM Slave," Sam commented. "MY HM Slave knows Cut instead of Strength. Now, HM Slave and Yoshin, let's get this over with. Use your wits to win. Start!"
HM Slave the Marril and Yoshin the shiny Pikachu faced off. HM Slave, being a very terrible Pokemon, looked a little nervous, while Yoshin looked confident. Yoshin;s tail twitched, and he used Quick Attack. Next thing anyone knew, HM Slave had fainted.
"That was quick." Sam muttered. "Oh yeah, Spottedpaw13, don't you remember? Yoshin's a girl!"
We words tell thee that Yoshin is only a girl in Pokemon Diamond. Here, in stories, he is a girl.
"Well, that's annoying!" Sam retorted.
Too bad.
Suddenly, Ash appeared. "A native!" He bowed. "Konichiwa!"
"Yeah, whatever," Sam replied.
"What's your name, native?" Ash demanded.
"....Do you NOT RECOGNIZE ME?" Sam asked. "Yoshin, can you believe it? He doesn't know who I am anymore."
"Pika pika," Yoshin replied. (Well, I don't blame him. You hair is darker.)
Sam rolled her eyes.
"...Sam?" Ash asked. "Whatever. Hey, did you hear the news?"
"I've been staring at a river for like five hours. How would I know?" Sam demanded.
"Well, this place called Koni-Kono-Kobi-Kobe Bryant? Kobi Bryant? How do you spell that? Oh well, this place called Konoham or something is under attack!"
"...Hidden Leaf Village?" Pikachu suggested.
"When did you start speaking English?" Ash asked.
"When Sam started talking so much someone else needed to respond."
"Oh. Well, yes, the Hidden Leaf Village."
Sam stared at Ash. Then she looked away. "I don't know how to respond."
"They apparently need help," Ash added.
"If you're implying I should help them-" Sam began to threaten him, then looked away. "Look, it's been awhile. No one will remember me. And I left them in a battle."
"They're in another one," someone else growled. "A WORSE one. And only one person can save them."
Sam turned around and saw Spottedpaw13 the cat approaching.
What's wrong with these people? They're so STUPID.
Seriously, they are. Spottedpaw13 just doesn't feel like admitting it because she's on top of the world. Who wouldn't be after catching Mesprit, Heatran, and Giratina in less than 24 hours?
It feels like two new stories are approaching, and they weren't planned. Also, this story is approaching an end.
~Cinderpaw~
