Yeah, there is now one chapter left after this one, so I'm going to dedicate the last two chapters to peoples! I'm pretty sure it's easy to guess who I'm dedicating the chapters too.....coughREVIEWScough
This really is the 'last chapter', but since next chapter is an epilogue FAR into the future because of the sequel and how it works, so yeah. But this isn't the honest last chapter.
The following chapter is dedicated to sandydragon.
Sam sighed. "I'm going to help them."
"Pika pika?" Yoshin asked. (You said you wouldn't help them...?)
"Changed my mind, buddy." Sam grinned, before frowning once again. "Alright, all of you, out."
(This is a translation, since otherwise it would take forever to type) "WHAT?" Yoshin, HM Slave, Foppa, Buizel, and Poliwag asked.
"Go." Sam stared at each of them in turn. "I'm no official Pokemon trainer. You have no ties to me, since you never were in any Poke Ball of mine. It's a pleasure that you came this far with me, but you have to leave."
HM Slave, Foppa, Buizel, and Poliwag exchanged glances and bowed. (Translation:) "The pleasure's ours. We are pleased that you liked our company." The four Pokemon then turned around and went their seperate ways, Buizel first carrying Foppa to a river before running into a forest.
"Yoshin?" Sam asked, but the shiny Pikachu had disappeared. "Hmm...you left as well. Deserted me, probably. Oh well." Sam turned around to go into the village, but Yoshin was there, blocking her.
"Pika!" Yoshin growled. (No!)
"Yoshin, I told you to leave," Sam told him.
"Pika. Pika....pika pika pika pika! Pika pikachu," Yoshin replied. (I heard you. I....thought you cared about me! But you don't.)
"Oh, Yoshin." Sam picked up the heartbroken Pikachu. "I do care about you, which is why I want you to go. I don't want you getting hurt."
WE INTERRUPT THIS PROGRAM TO ANNOUNCE A SPECIAL REPORT! Oh...wait a second.... WE INTERRUPT THIS PROGRAM TO ANNOUNCE TWO SPECIAL REPORTS!
Bumblepaw put on some glasses and looked at the first of two papers in front of him. "Hello, I'm Bumblepaw, official narrator and news anchorman extraordinaire. I have two special reports for you. The first is....odd. We have just received word that Ash Ketchum, also known as Sir Annoyance, just jumped into a hole. Local officials responded by arriving at the scene and covering the hole with dirt. We have no idea how long he has been in there. We just hope he will die."
Bumblepaw threw a piece of paper at some random camera guy and continued. "Our second report is that a certain Author has been noticing a decline in her work. Things are becoming shorter. She is also VERY angry at Yoshin and Sam, for now it seemed possible that there could be...a pairing!" Bumblepaw paused to throw up in a bucket before continuing. "Also, Yoshin is becoming more annoying, and Sam is just being nicer to him. What will happen next? We intend to keep you updated."
"Pika pika," Yoshin protested. (I want to help. I helped against Joseph.)
"This is different," Sam reminded him. "It's lots of ninjas versus...likely a lot of ninjas. You could easily get stepped on."
"Pika pika pika?" Yoshin asked. (You think I haven't been stepped on before?) "Pika pika pikachu!" (Besides, if I stay on your shoulder, I can help you out!)
"You have a point," Sam admitted, ignoring the weirdness of the last line. "Okay, fine, you win. But if you get hurt, I'm personally going to throw you out of the village."
Sam and Yoshin entered the village, but stopped when some random person startled them.
The random person ran around in circles. "WE'RE BEING ATTACKED BY RANDOM WATER RELEASE NINJA PEOPLE! WE'RE DOOMED!"
Shouldn't you be helping them instead of running around in circles like a weird person? Sam wondered.
Running past him, Sam saw more people running around in circles, screaming that the village was doomed.
"You'd think they'd do something about it. If they just run around in circles, the village is doomed," Sam commented.
"Pikachu," Yoshin added. (One of them just disappeared.)
Indeed they did.
Can you PLEASE make more sense with what's going on? Sam asked.
We words cannot agree to your request. We words barely know what to write in this chapter anymore, as we'd rather be at the sequel.
Sam shrugged. Suddenly, a lightning bolt struck some random ninja using some random water release technique.
"Is shrugging a hand signal?" Sam asked, shrugging again. The same thing happened to another ninja. "I suppose so. Yoshin, use Double Team."
Yoshin used Double Team, which created the Lightning Release Shadow Clone or whatever it is ripoff. There were now three Sams with three Yoshins on their shoulders, and they quickly went into battle against random water release ninja people. By the time two people were defeated by the main characters, all the random water release ninja people were gone, and the Lightning Release Shadow Clone or whatever it is ripoffs disappeared.
"So I see you have a Lightning chakra nature as well," a voice commented, startling Sam. She turned around to see Kakashi Hatake talking to her.
"Y-yes," Sam stammered her reply.
"How about I teach you some techniques?" Kakashi asked.
"Sure!" Sam replied.
The story is officially over. Keep a look out for the sequel and libithewolf's related story. You know, I think we need to figure out what the sequel's name is. But at least the stage is set.
Keep an eye out for the epilogue. It should be here very soon.
Oh, and if you're wondering why I'm using regular line breaks and such, it's because Open Office messes up the computer worse than just typing it up here. So I'm back to this again.
