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Title- The Mysterious Red Dot of Doom!

Summary- Awake one night at camp, Inuyasha discovers a peculiar 'demon' in the form of a bright red dot. It has no scent, no real aura to it at all, but Inuyasha has to go after it because it's so bloody annoying! Rated for Inuyasha's mouth due to frustration!

Author's Notes- Something I came up while I was actually doing this to my own dog. It's very funny. I don't want to give anything away, but when you do discover what the red dot is, I suggest that every dog owner gets one. The hilarity is literally endless.

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It was dark, that's for sure. There was only a sliver of moon left in the sky, waxing, but small nonetheless.

Enter our favourite hanyou, Inuyasha, sitting awake in a tree of course. Eyes closed, he remains alert, the rustling of leaves practically makes him fall out of the tree.

"Damn it all." He muttered under his breath, a growl erupting from his throat. He glanced down at the slumbering bunch beneath him; they were still. Well, save Shippou rolling over, snoring. Kagome brushed him off, annoyed and turned away in her sleep. Now Shippou lies on his back, snoring quite loudly; a bit of drool peeking over his lip.

Inuyasha cringed, "Disgusting little brat…"

Just then, a small acorn hit him in the head from below. His eyebrow twitched in annoyance and he glared at Shippou, who was still sleeping but his legs were moving at an alarmed rate, like he was running, and his arm was extended into the air. It was just hanging there, like a tree. Apparently, he tossed the acorn at Inuyasha in his sleep.

Inuyasha paid no mind to this. He simply chucked the acorn back at the kitsune. It struck him straight in the forehead and he stayed still for a while.

Just stayed still. He didn't moved. Everything about him was still, save his mouth suddenly opening and a loud "AHHH!" came from him.

But it was a simple "AHHH!". It was punctuated. More like "AHHH." but louder. Then he stopped, like nothing had happened and rolled back over.

Inuyasha was now on the other side of the tree, clinging onto the trunk for dear life. "Stupid kid! He could have woken everyone up!"

He continued to glare at the slumbering kitsune, and his rage was just boiling I tell ya. You could tell because he was still growling. (If I were sitting at home, watching this scene on TV, I'd be rolling around laughing my ass off; because I usually mock the characters. Example: I'd be screaming "GRR!" right now. Yeah, random)

Before he could really lose it, he noticed a small dot on the tip of his nose. It shone brightly in contrast to his face and it was… well… bright!

"What the hell? Who are you?" He spoke to it. All the received for a response was the thing twittering across his facial features. He shut his eyes tightly and groaned when it reached his eyes.

"You challenging me, bastard?"

With the threat, the dot moved to the tree trunk in a blink of an eye.

It's fast… Probably even faster than Sesshomaru…

He quirked an eyebrow when the dot spun around in a circle, then cheerily made figure eight's on the tree trunk. Needless to say, Inuyasha was getting severely annoyed. With a swipe of his claws, the dot disappeared. All that was left was a gap in the tree, the bright wood stuck out in the darkness.

The hanyou chuckled in accomplishment and cracked his knuckles arrogantly, "Heh, knew I could beat 'em!"

Just then, all the readers died of his horrible wording skills.

He gazed around the camp after his 'kill'. Nothing seemed out of place… other than that blasted dot was on Miroku's nose now. There it was… sitting there… twittering… mocking him!

With a deep growl, Inuyasha bounded out of the tree and landed silently in front of Miroku. He sat in front of the monk and just stared at him. Just stared. No other words could explain the strange homoerotic looking that was going on here. (Sorry, I just had to use to word 'homoerotic'.)

The dot never wavered. It sat there in all it's 'mocking' glory, and Inuyasha sat there as well, stewing in all his pissed-off… glory?

Anyway, Miroku started to feel uneasy. Who could blame the poor guy? I mean, there's a hanyou just inches from your face… staring at you… for some kami-awful unknown reason. When the monk's eyes finally opened, he noticed Inuyasha's reeled back palm and the serious look about him.

He flinched, gritted his teeth, and his eyes flew wide open as Inuyasha took his palm and smacked Miroku right on the nose without a second thought. Miroku flew in the direction he was slapped and held his cheek in agony.

"Ah! Inuyasha, what's gotten into you!" He screamed from his disposition.

"Huh? Miroku? Did I wake you?" The hanyou spoke so nonchalantly it made Miroku sick.

"Did you wake me? You slapped me! My good man, that's just over the line!" The monk stood up very proudly.

"What? You had a demon on your face! Am I supposed to just let it posses you or do whatever it was trying to do?"

Miroku's eyebrows flew up, "Oh? Is that what you were doing?"

Inuyasha turned around and crossed his arms, "Keh. Don't worry about it, Monk. You're just lucky I killed it for you!"

Miroku wasn't really paying attention to the hanyou's attempt for attention. He was more focused on Inuyasha's backside.

The hanyou followed the hentai's gaze and gaped. "You letch!" He screamed rather femininely and held his hands over his butt. With that Miroku seemed to be snapped out of his spell.

"What? No, no! Inuyasha turn around!" He sounded a bit worried.

"Hell no!" Was Inuyasha's response.

"No, Inuyasha… The demon was on you… now-"

"What! Where? I'll kill it!" Inuyasha spun around on the spot like a little kid, but without his arms extended. Miroku could only stare flatly at the hanyou. Growing tired of the show, the monk grabbed Inuyasha's shoulder and put his back towards him. Inuyasha watched in terror as Miroku reeled back his staff and struck him, very smartly, on the ass.

It took a few moments for Inuyasha to find his voice, but when he did… oh, when he did…"What the hell, monk!?!"

"Shh! Do you want to wake up Sango and Kagome!" He whispered.

"No, but still… what the hell monk!"

Miroku grinned, "Well I've successfully vanquished the demon! That's what!"

Inuyasha looked at him flatly, "I'm sure you did, letch…"

The monk quirked an eyebrow, "What was that?"

"Nothing."

Miroku nodded and turned to go back to sleep, but something caught his eye and he gasped.

"This thing is… unbeatable!" He gawked.

Inuyasha looked over his shoulder, "What is?"

The red dot was swirling around in circles, laughing at them. Inuyasha growled and dove at it, falling in the dirt. The dot moved ever so slightly forward down the path, diverting the attack.

"Come back here, you coward!" He yelled and dove after it again.

And yet again, the dot moved and escaped but was still staring him in the face. Inuyasha continued to dive after it down the path, missing every time.

"Inuyasha!" Miroku shouted, "Violence is not the answer," He pulled out a sutra charm and spoke with a dash of arrogance, "I must purify the demon using my sutras!"

"Yeah right, you fake monk!" The hanyou yelled back and dove for the dot again.

Miroku's brow twitched and his eyes closed in frustration. "Look, I don't get angry when you call me a letch, but how dare you call me a fake!"

"Just shut up and get over here!" he screamed and pounded his fist into the dirt where the dot was. But every single time he'd raise his fist up the dot was still there. Then he just got too angry and pounded at the dirt until he had to put his arm into a hole up to his elbow to reach the bottom. Miroku walked up and placed a sutra charm over the hole and made a hand motion like he was praying.

"Let the power of Buddha purify you!" He wailed and stuck his staff through the charm and to the bottom of the hole and patted the bottom of said hold twice. "That should do it!"

"Finally," Inuyasha yawned, "Let's get some sleep already."

The monk nodded, "Yes, I'm rather tired myself."

When the two walked the couple of yards to camp, no one noticed Kagome laughing rather hysterically under her breath. Not even Inuyasha noticed that the modern girl was in tears she was laughing so hard, but ever so discretely.

Miroku, feeling no shame, took the liberty to gaze lovingly at Sango's backside and basically looked her up and down from there. He stopped on her breasts of course, being the hentai that he is, but there seemed to be something on her kimono…

A tiny red dot!

A determined look spread across his features and he reached for Sango's… ahem… without hesitation. Just as his hand connected her eyes shot open in horror.

"You lecherous monk!"

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Author's Notes—Okay, just something random and surprisingly homoerotic. Lmao I loved writing it myself, but I want to know what it was like from the other end. It should get funnier from here on out. Probably because it's about 1:30 in the morning right now… anyway…

Until I can think of other things,

-Destiny