Hey everyone! I am so sorry that it took so long for me to write this darn chapter. I am sad to say that this isnt the funniest chapter but I was kind of having writer's block. Oh well! A new chapter is in the works! =D
I do not own Twilight. –sigh- It sucks that I have 2 remind myself of that….=(
"So you have never been to church?" Carlisle asked Emmett for the third time.
Emmett sighed. "No Carlisle. I went to a church, but not a church service."
"What were you doing at the church, then?" asked Jasper with a small smile, waiting for our funniest brother to answer.
Emmett fidgeted in his seat uncomfortably. "Lets just say I did something involving eggs and God's House that I am not proud of."
Carlisle's mouth hung open and Jasper chuckled. "Well at least you scared the witches away."
Renesmee turned in Bella's lap to face me. "Daddy, are there really going to be witches that want to eat me?" Her dark brown eyes watered up in fear.
I punched Emmett in the shoulder. "Now, why did you tell her that?" I asked him angrily.
"I thought it would be funny?" he shrugged.
I took Nessie's hand. " Of course not, sweetie. Uncle Emmett was just being stupid." I glared at "Uncle Emmett"
"Hehe, you're stupid Uncle Emmett!" Nessie giggled.
"Now sweetie, it's not nice to call people that." Bella chastised.
"But Daddy said it."
Bella looked up at me. "Thanks, Edward."
I kissed the top of her head. "Sorry."
"Are we there yet, Carlisle?" Jasper asked.
"We'll be there soon."
"Maybe we'll wreak before then." Rosalie mumbled under her breath.
Alice laughed as Carlisle rolled his eyes. "I should start praying." He breathed.
I couldn't disagree with him.
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