CHAPTER THREE
It is Christmas now and Wendoline must go to the Burrow to see her molly weasel and tell her that she is her mum but forgot. Molly Weasel was looking like a pretty weasel wearing a Christmas bum. Wendoline says "hello mrs weaserly you are my mum but you forgot" and molly say "were you the one that was elizabeths twin?" and Wendoline say yes and molly says "I wondered what happened to you you got lost in the shop." Wendoline say "thats ok molly weasel you are forgiven" (molly weasel gets very distracted by her shopping because she needs a haircut). And then here comes Ron Weasley and ginny Weasley and Fred Weasley and George weasley and bill Weasley and Percy Weasley and Charlie Weasley and Elizabeth weasley and Mr Weasley. Wendoline says "it is good that I did not marry you ron because I am your sister. I still love you, but only as a friend." thats how Wendoline loves Grace too. Wendoline loves lots of people and lots of people love Wendoline but only as a friend. Wendoline says "that if everyone loves each other as friends then there will be no dark magic and no-one will have children so there will be no Hermiones and that is good because I have just decided just now that I dont like her." and Harry Potter says "yes Wendoline that is a very good idea and that is how you will beat the dark lord you will love him but only as a friend. and that will be the thing that beats him. But bad luck you already killed dracos dad isnt he upset" and draco say no I am happy actually. But draco say hide it and then eat but no bums.
It is time for presents now and Wendoline got friendship bracelets for everyone because she loves them as friends but she got grace a sparkly one because he was her best friend forever and ever amen. Grace is allergic to sparkles but he says I will wear it any but Wendoline so no talking of that thing in the fourth year Wendoline and Grace share a furtive look and ron say no but Wendoline I think I am tired now and they go sleep.
Molly Weaslerley got a dust for Christmas and Mr Weasley got a spanner. And Grace got everyone tapes that he soe. Grace had soe everyones names into the tapes and they were all very pretty except for Fred's because he had run out of things to soe the tapes with and so he had no name on his and it was brown and Fred didn't like it but he lied and said he did. That's because fred was a tortoise and tortoises don't say when they don't like things. You can poke them with sticks and they don't say stop but I don't think they like it very much and neither does Grace. Ginny got a jam because she likes it better and Elizabeth got Luxembourg. Wendoline was very special with the present and made a big bow and lots of curly ribbons and tie it around Luxembourg in a big pretty bow so it was nice. Harry got a card because he wasn't the real son and his parents were dead. And he should be grateful for this.
It's the end of Christmas at the Burrow now and Wendoline has to go to Dumbledoor to ask about how she will kill Voldemort with love but only as a friend.
Author note: are any of your friends tortoises can you tell me because it will help me write about fred.