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Sawyer, Kate, Rose and the Doctor Become Friend's

The Doctor had moved away from Kate now. Rose said "So what do we have to sort out"?

"We have to sort out you Sawyer" Said the Doctor.

"What have I ever done wrong to you"? Said Sawyer.

The Doctor then said "number one: You tied me and my friend up. Number two...

"So how are we going to sort this out Doc"? Said Sawyer.

Then The Doctor said "Why don't you give us a home to live in so we can stay in one place at a time".

Sawyer said "Like what Doc"?

"A nice place near the beach so me and Rose can relax""

"How big and how much are we talking doc"

"I would say £1,000 and as big as a mansion"

"We will do as you ask for something in return"

"And what might that be"? Asked the Doctor

"For you to be our friend"

The doctor turned around and started to talk to Rose.

The Doctor said "Well Rose what do you think should we be there real friends"?

"I think that to have a nice house and live together we should be there friend I mean they are not asking for much".

Then The Doctor turned around and so did Rose the Doctor pointed to Rose and said "She has something to tell you"

"Come on then tell us what you need to" Said Sawyer in the background.

Rose said "We have decided to be your true friend's but only if you get us a mansion for a house near the beach and it cost's £1,000"

Then Sawyer and Kate turned around and said to each other "I think that is not a bad idea do you"?

Then Kate said "Well that is a lot of money isn't it "

"Kate I own a mansion that cost's that much so we have no problem"

Kate and Sawyer turned around and said "So when do you need the house"?

"We need it for tonight if that is ok is it"?



"That is fine" Said Sawyer

"So I own a mansion already but you would have to pay mortgage"

"How much would we have to pay"? Asked the Doctor with curiosity

"What a month or a year"?

"A year" Said the Doctor

"Well it would cost around £6000"

"Oh well that isn't too bad now is it"

The Doctor spoke up and said "When do you need the money first"?

Then Sawyer said "Today should do the trick and then you can pay it this time again next year"
The Doctor said "I will be right back"

The Doctor and Rose went to the TARDIS and set off to the nearest Bank.

Sawyer was standing there laughing his head off.

"What is so funny" asked Kate

"They fooled for it"

"Fooled for what"

"They fought they had to pay it today when they are supposed to pay it in one year".

"Well you are the best conman"

Sawyer walked out of the room and said "Kate! Get in here now and tell me what the hell has happened to our Son of Bitch Kitchen".