Chapter 2: My Personal Hell

Previously… Edward and Emmett make a bet about Edward being able to stay away from Bella for an entire day, and Alice foresees Edward losing. Now Edward has to face the music and his punishment!

Disclaimer:

Edward is my name
mind reading is my game
I have bronze hair
and I don't play fair
Stephanie Meyer had a dream and created me
so my family and friends are all of her property

EPOV

This is going to be so bad. I wonder if there's anywhere I can hide. No… Alice will see where I'm going. Ugh. Stupid psychic powers.

Driving home from Bella's house, I thought about the torture that lie ahead. All through school today, I had to listen to my siblings' ideas on my punishment for caving and spending time with Bella. At lunch, Emmett made the final decision and told me of my horrifying fate.

***Flashback***

Okay, Edward, so here's what you're going to do, Emmett thought.

You are to let Alice dress you up as a girl, go to Mike Newton's house, and ask him out. Oh, and Alice has free reign anything she says that will make this experience more . . . believable . . . goes. Now, because I love you, my dear brother, I will not make you actually go on the date with Mikey if he accepts. Also, because I think it will be funny to see his face fall when he shows up and you're not there. Hahaha. That'll be good stuff. Good stuff… Um, er--- anyways. So, you're girl name will be… er… let me think… uh… Edwina. Yeah, that's gold. Edwina haha. Your punishment begins when you get home today.

***End of Flashback***

Walking up to the doorstep, I once again considered running.

No—don't do it. Be a man, Edward. Wait, you aren't a man… you're a vampire. Okay, be a manly vampire. This will all be over soon enough.

The second I stepped through the door, Emmett restrained me.

"You aren't escaping, Eddie boy," he snickered. "You're mine now."

"Emmett, let me go. Alice would know if I was going to try to run, now wouldn't she? And she wouldn't let me get away with that… she's going to have far too much fun dressing me up for that. You haven't heard her thoughts…" I shuddered.

"Alright, alright," he said, loosening his grip, "you're free. But no funny stuff, or I'll have Bella come along to see you make a date with Mikey."

"You wouldn't," I snarled.

"Oh, but I would."

Gah. Bella could not know about this. I should imply to Bella that she should spend the weekends at Jake's house. Although I was far from liking that dog at least she would not be around for my 'trip to funkytown' as Emmett called it.

"Fine, I'll be a good little cross-dresser. Now, where's Alice? Let's get this over with before I try to tie you up and run."

"Heeere," Alice sang as she danced into the room. "Okay, Edward, I've picked out some clothes, accessories, makeup, . . ." While she continued to ramble on I began to mentally prepare myself for the soon to be torture. I was snapped from my trance when she cheered, "So let's get this party started," jumping up and down and clapping.

"Woo," I replied sarcastically.

"Pfft. Boys," she snorted, then grabbed my arm and yanked me up the stairs.

Two Hours Later…

"Alice, there isn't possibly anything else you could do to me! Just let me go!" I shrieked, scrambling out of Alice's huge pink bathroom.

"Nooo! Wait! I haven't done your blush yet! GET BACK HERE!" she shrieked and swatted at me. I dodged out of the way and darted into my room. Gosh. I'm so lucky I'm the fastest.

Just then, out of the corner of my vision, I saw a brilliant flash. Turning around, I saw a large figure holding a digital camera.

Shoot. Emmett found me.

"Well, well. Doesn't Edwina look gorgeous?" he announced, much to my displeasure. I was pissed.

"Screw you," I said, placing my hand on my hip, leaning—whoah! What was I doing?

Once again, I saw Emmett taking a few more pictures. I was so lucky I was a vampire. If I was a human, I would have been as red as a tomato by now.

"Emmett, can we just get this over with?" I pleaded, looking down. This was demeaning enough without Emmett's little jokes.

"Yeah, yeah, alright," he said, clapping his hands together, "let's go make little Mikey drool!"

Whoo. so that was chapter two. We will continue to update as soon as possible, but don't pressure me!!! *peer pressure is bad....peer pressure....* she chanted to herself. hehe.

okay, so PLEASE REVIEW!!! If you don't we'll make Edward dump Bella for Mike!!! yes *mwuaahhh!!* er..uh.. sorry. the devious side of me was coming out.

okay, but please review for real! bye,

Thanks,

Dahlia, Evelyn, and Ava (ava wrote this chapter mainly!)

oh. and the last chapter is credit to evie. bye y'all!