Disclaimer: I do not own Twilight. If I did I would get paid for writing this shit. (Sigh) I wish.

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EPOV

Holy shit! This was about as far away from what I thought was going to happen as you can get. Here I was imagining all kinds of kinky shit and she goes and asks me to MOVE IN! I froze when she asked, for what felt like hours but was probably only a couple of minutes. So many thoughts rushed through my head. The main ones were: - Jesus fucking Christ. I'm not ready. It's too soon. She'll want to get married soon. She'll want to have kids soon. I want to fuck around before I settle down. I have to end it. Now reading those thoughts you may think I was a prick and you are right. An immature prick.

"Bella we need to talk" I said.

"What about honey? I mean we have been together 7 years. When I think about mu future it includes you Edward. I want to marry you and have kids with you-"

I'm not going to lie. Hearing her talk about the future scared the Jesus fuck out of me. We were only twenty. I wanted to party, get wasted and high and generally enjoy being young. I had to cut her off before I pissed my pants. The problem was I didn't plan what I was going to say so I blurted out the first thing I though off. "I want to fuck other people". Nice Cullen, real nice. I looked up at her and to my complete surprise she was fucking laughing.

"Of course you do" she said, full of mirth. "Well you know what I think that is an excellent idea"

"You do?" I asked cautiously.

"Yeah I mean, how do I know that you are the one for me if I haven't experienced anyone else right?"

"Yeah I suppose"

"And if you are the only one I ever fuck, how am I supposed to know if there isn't someone out there who can make me come harder and scream louder right?"

OK after hearing that I'll admit I felt like someone had ripped my heart out and run over it. I didn't want anyone else touching my Bella. But I guess I can't expect her to become a nun while sow my wild oats. "Yeah I guess you're right" I responded glumly.

"So this is a break up right? Because I am not into having an open relationship?" she asked.

"Yes. This is it"

"Well in that case, gather up all your shit and get the fuck out of my apartment please" she said sweetly.

With that she walked out. "Well that went fantastically" I thought. For the next three hours I got together anything that was mine in our – shit I mean her apartment. I guess I had considered it ours for a while but the thought of officially moving in was enough to shrivel my balls.

I wanted to wait for her to come back. I wanted to say goodbye before I went back to the dorm where I am supposed to reside. She did eventually come home three hours after she left. She was absolutely shit-faced.

"Eddie your still here" she exclaimed.

"Yeah I just wanted to say bye"

"Well toodle-oo motherfucker"

"Are you going to be ok on your own Bella?"

"I'm not on my own silly Mike is here. He is paying the cab"

Just then some blonde guy walks in and puts his arm around MY Bella.

"Hi Eddie was it?" he asks.

"Edward actually"

"Oh you're the guy who dumped Bella. You lost yourself a real fire-cracker there man."

"Eddie you better get going cause I'm tired from the dancing, drunk from the drinks and horny from the grinding. And that my fried is not good. Not good at all. Well nighty-night."

With those final words she skipped, yes skipped to our – shit her bedroom and closed the door. The click of the door resounded the quiet apartment and it felt like a bullet to my heart. I ignored the blonde douche on my way out. I started walking towards my cramped, smelly dorm and towards my new life.

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Author's not: Next chapter is going to be Bella's POV of this. We'll find out about her weird reaction to the break-up and her drunken night out. Thanks for reading.