Disclaimer: I don't own them. I just like to borrow them for some sexy, fun times.

Author's note: I am so sorry I know I supposed to update last Sunday but my wonderful fiancé decided to surprise me for Valentine's Day. I have been in Paris all week and got back early yesterday morning. I spent all day with my daughter because a week without her was torture.

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Oh sit. How the fuck did I end up fucking the guy that ruined my life? I am so fucking stupid. Geez all he had to do was flash me that gorgeous smile and I dropped my panties. God I am such a slut. How the hell am I going to get out of this situation? I know leave now, get rid of all evidence and deny everything. Ok maybe that won't work I can't lie for shit. So I could either leave before he wakes up and hope that I never run in to him again or I wait until he wakes up and tell I'm leaving like the adult I am. Of course I decided on the former. I got out of bed as quietly as possible and started gathering up my strewn clothes. Where the fuck are my panties? Oh yeah that's right I didn't wear any. I'm such a slut. My dress was half way on when I heard someone clearing their throat. I quickly pulled on my dress the rest of the way and turned around. Fuck he's up. I couldn't catch a break. I couldn't look him in the eye so instead I found myself lowering my eyes to his bare chest. Great now I'm getting wet again. I reluctantly lifted my eyes to meet his. I didn't know what to make of all the emotions swirling in his mesmerising eyes. After staring into each other's eyes for several minutes I finally snapped out of the trance and began to put my shoes on. "So . . . I guess I'll get going" I said nervously, I just wanted to get out of there go home and shower the smell of Edward and sex off me.

"You don't have to . . . I mean shouldn't we talk about what happened or something"

"If you want to I suppose, you did say last night that you had changed and wanted to prove that to me"

"Yeah about that . . . I am kind of not really looking for a relationship right now. We are amazing in bed together though so maybe we could be like fuck buddies or something"

"Hang on, let me get this right. You want me want to be my friend, fuck other women and then when you are bored you want me to let you fuck me. Is that about right?"

"Yeah that sums it up I guess"

"You are an unbelievable prick" I said as I slapped his pretty little face.

"What the hell was that for?" he asked. How thick was this bastard? How did my sweet Edward turn into such a dick?

"You are the most egotistical asshole I have ever met. You just waltz back into my life and my bed then turn around and ask me to be your little whore on the side when you fuck anything with a hole between its legs. God that's it. I'm leaving. Don't call me. Don't try and find me. Don't ask my friends about me. I'm through with you Edward fucking Cullen." I grabbed my bag and stormed out of his apartment. What an asshole! Why did I have to sleep with him? Don't get me wrong the boy can fuck but he comes with all this drama. Things used to be so simple between us, we just loved each other. That was enough to see us through any drama. Now he is a twat and a man-whore and a probably a walking STD. Fuck we didn't use a condom who knows what that boys is carrying. Thank God I'm on the pill. I do not need a little Eddie running around. I need Mike and shots.

I arrived back at the apartment five minutes before Mike did. "Hiya honey I'm home" he sang as he entered. "OMG! I think I'm in love. Seth is so cute. Yet so rugged at the same time. The boy has a magic tongue and a huge dong. He is perfect."

"So I'm glad you enjoyed yourself"

"Hold on I just came out of my cock-coma and realised that you have on the same clothes as last night, have sex hair that could rival Rob Pattinson and just generally have that freshly fucked look about you. Something you would like to share with the class?"

"IsleptwithEdwardCullen" I breathed out in one word.

"What?"

"I kind of, sort of slept with Edward Cullen a little bit"

"This is your gay ex-lover right?"

"Yes but-"

"The one you tried to set me up with?"

"Well yes but-"

"Are you fucking crazy or high or drunk?"

"First of all let me finish my fucking sentence. Second of all he isn't gay. Third I was a little drunk from the alcohol YOU were pouring down my neck"

"Do not blame this on me. It is not my fault that you have zero self control when it comes to your pussy"

"I so resent that"

"Oh really remember before you came to work for me all those one night stands with hot pieces of man meat. What your pussy wanted it got"

"You weren't even there, how do you know?"

"I hear things"

"From who?"

"You have the biggest mouth when you're drunk and Alice and Rose have big mouths all the time"

"Anyway moving on from my sluttiness what the hell am I supposed to do?"

"Well what happened?" he asked.

"I saw him at the club; we danced, went back to his place, talked then fucked"

"What did he say this morning? Or did you leave the money on the bedside table and run?"

"I was going to run no money involved pimp but then he woke up"

"And?"

"And he said he wanted to continue fucking me"

"Well that's a good thing isn't it baby girl?"

"As his and I quote "fuck buddy" so he wants to fuck other women and then come to see me and fuck me"

"The man is a bigger man-whore than me"

"What is wrong with me Mike that I am not enough for him? Why can't I ever be enough for him? Whether for sex or more."

"Honey there is nothing wrong with you and I know there is nothing wrong with you in the bedroom. You girl are an animal once you get going."

"Thanks I think"

"So here is what we are going to do. You are going to have the best three-some known to man with my favourite men – Ben and Jerry. Then we are going to drink cheap vodka until we puke while watching classic chick flicks. How's that sound?" he asked while stroking my hair.

"Perfect" I am going to forget all about Edward fucking Cullen.

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Author's note: Again I am so sorry for the delay. However I couldn't waste an opportunity to spend any alone time with my fiancé. It was nice to be as loud as we liked without having to worry about waking the baby. After a while you want more than a quickie in the bathroom while the baby has a nap. Let me know if you have any comments, suggestions or questions for this chapter. Also I really need a beta, I never seem to have the time to really read and evaluate my writing. If anyone is interested let me know. Thanks for reading.