I OWN NOTHING!!! NOTING I TELL YOU!!! (Except for the Lockhart students)

Oh. My. God.

He had white blonde hair, and green eyes, just bloody like me! He had a smirk like me too. First, I have a mistaken identity, now, I have a STOLEN identity, AND BY A FREAKIN' GUY!!!!

"Hi?" I hold my hand out to him. He's definitely going to be an arse.

She is hot. She just assaulted me. But she's hot. Damn these bloody Malfoy good looks. "Apology not accepted." Did I just say that!?! Walk away Draco, walk away.

Oh, yeah, definite arse. "Hey, I'm trying to be nice. And that wasn't an apology, if anyone needed to apologize it would be you!"

Come on, bloke, just once, but play it cool and be nice. "And why should I apologize to you?" There, nailed that perfectly, maybe I'll take her for drinks.

"Oh, don't apologize to me; it should be to your mother." I lean against the wall all casual-like.

"Apologize to my mother?" Fool.

"Yes, your mother" Arse.

"Why my mother?" Honestly, why?

"Because, she has to look at you all day!" Ah, the arse has just been slapped in the face. I can't help but laugh. So, I laugh, and he walks away.

She has no class! She needs to be taught a lesson. Ah, I know!!

Why is he coming back? Oh, bloody hell, he's drawing his wand! So, I draw mine. "There is no getting rid of you, is there, Blondie?" At last, I can use the bunny suit charm, no matter what he does, or how many times he changes out of the suit, it will go back on!!! MWA HA HA HA HA!!!!!!

And just before I cast my charm, Griffin sees me. And he comes running, ah hot, hot, Griffin. "Uh, hi, sir, I'm sorry, what ever is going on here?" OH HELL!

"She insulted my mother! So, now, it's time for a lesson in etiquette." Damn the drink plan now, she's got a brother, wonderful.

GREAT; Blondie has spoken.

"Actually, he bumped into me and decided to pick a fight."

"I am very sorry, sir, I am Griffin, Griffin Lockhart, and this is my girlfriend, Lex. What is your name?" Lex, you never cease to amaze me.

Brothers, I can work around, but boyfriends, they're a hard obstacle. "Draco, and I really have to go, now, my class is about to leave. Maybe we can talk another time." I will have to get rid of him. Smirks.

Back at Hogwarts… **

IN THE GREAT HALL, WAITING FOR THE NEW FIRST YEARS…**

"Harry? What are you reading in the Daily Prophet?" Hermione sat on her seat, doing work that hadn't been assigned yet (as always).

"Well," said Scar boy, "They say Voldemort just killed a couple while their children were at school last week. Apparently they go to Lockhart Prep. Have you ever heard of it?" If anyone knew, it would be Miss Prefect.

"Don't think I've heard of it, what about you, Ron?" She closed her book, and looked at him.

Ron, sitting across from her, was doing a combination of at least twenty late assignments, since last week he had been in the hospital wing for a bad case of Malfoy-beat-me-up-itis. "Well, I am truly surprised I know something you don't know, 'Mione. It's a private school for the elite wizards of the world. Or children of the elite, I guess." I'm smarter than she is, na, na, na, na, na, na!!

Harry sat down his paper and looked at him, "So, it's a school for snobs?" He looked at the picture of the children again, there was something about the girl that looked familiar, but he couldn't quite put his finger on it. She doesn't really look like a snob; he does, but she just looks… mischievous.

Professor McGonagall stood up in the front of the hall, "Students! You have a new classmate coming to join you, she is going to be a sixth-year transfer student, and she will be joining you tomorrow, I am sure by now that some of you have looked at the daily prophet for today, and I assure you, the story on the cover is true. Your new classmate is the girl, and please, do not bring up anything painful from the news paper, as this has just happened to her, and she will still be coping with the loss of her parents. Now, let us bring in the new First Years!..."

So, once again R&R! I will be writing soon!

Hey, and also,

How should Lex and Harry meet?

Whoever comes up with the coolest idea I like, yours will be in the story, and your name will be mentioned at the beginning of the chapter with your idea in it!