Hyuuga's Move in with Naruto?:"
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Hinata walked outside Naruto's new house. She walked out of her new room. Outside it was Hanabi with breakfast. There was a bowl in her hand.
"Here's breakfast," Hanabi said. "Ramen again?! They must've put crack in the ramen for it to addict Naruto to it!" Hinata murmured in fury. "That must be it, Naruto's addicted to crack!"
Hinata fell to the ground and started crying. Hanabi looked stupefied and walked away.
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In the living room, Hiashi was watching TV. He took a skip of his coffee. He was wearing morning robes. He took a another sip of coffee. While he was drinking Naruto bust in!
"Don't you dare touch me!" Naruto said. He was in his sexy Jutsu state (I'll call him Naruko). Neji was chasing him.
"P-panties!" Neji screamed pervertidly.
Naruko jumped on the TV followed by Neji. Then he jumped on the couch. Then on Hiashi's family jewels!
"WHAT!" Hiashi yelled. Naruko jumped off. Then Neji came and jumped on Hiashi's family jewels! "OMG!" Hiashi spat out the coffee then dropped the mug on his family jewels w/ the coffee falling out.
Naruko continued to run in circles. Hiashi growled in fury! "ATTENTION! HYUUGA MEETING!"
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After about two minutes, the Hyuugas were in the living room. Hiashi was looking serious. "As you know our living conditions have been horrible."
"Indeed" Neji said.
"Like, totally!" Hanabi said.
"Yo man that's what's up!" Hinata said in here DJ voice!
"Oh god….Well anyway, we need to get rid of Naruto! PERMANENTLY!" Hiashi yelled.
Hinata gasped!
"Or at least get him to stop eating crack everyday…" Hiashi said.
"OH NO! NARUTO REALLY IS ON CRACK! WAH WAH WAH!" Hinata cried.
Neji smiled. Hanabi looked indifferent.
"OK! Operation: NO MORE CRACK- is on!"
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Naruto was walking down the street to Ichiraku. Hey walked inside.
"HEY! AYAME! HOW BOUT TEN ORdERS OF RAMEN SURPREMES!" Naruto yelled.
"OK Naruto-kun!" Ayame said winking at Naruto.
Hinata came up and looked at Naruto. Naruto was talking and Ayame said something back. When he was served. Naruto hugged Ayame and gave her a kiss.
Hinata looked enraged! "HOW DARE SHE!" Hinata thought.
Soon Naruto was done. He ordered 2nds (Then 3rd, then 4th,). Soon he left. Hinata watched him leave.
"OK Missy!" Hinata muddered. She pulled out a shot gun from her pocket! "Astalavista…BABY!"
BANG !
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Ayame: YOU SON OF A GUN!
Hinata: HOW DARE YOU!"
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