(Note: I like Hinata. She's my favorite female Naruto character so don't get offended by this before story. For entertainment only)
Hinata: I got a gun from where? Makes no sense.
me: YOU GOT YOUR UGLY FACE FROM WHERE? THAT MAKES NO SENSE
Hinata:….mmmm
Me: I'm sorry I didn't mean to go that far.
Hinata: You know what…that was uncalled for…
Me: You know what….I'll bye you a Life sized Naruto doll. It is very accurate.
Hinata:
(Thinking: Jackpot!) We're cool.
CHAPTER 2:
Ayame VS Hinata! Anti Cocaine
Adventure!
Naruto was walking around in the forest, looking full and triumphant. But suddenly he heard someone. Someone was crying. It was a male voice he heard.
"(mutter), (Mutter). Wah…haw."
Naruto looked around a tree and saw a familiar face. "What the! What's going on here!!"
"Oh….I'm so ashamed Naruto…" Shikamaru said while whimpering. Shikamaru stood up and hugged him like a mother would. "I'm addicted to COCAINE!! That's why I'm not enthusiastic about anything. I've always done cocaine! But it's increased every sense I was on Asuma's team!!"
Shikamaru cried more and more. Naruto broke away from Shikamaru's grasp and ran back to the village.
He stopped running after he got to a crowded area. "Whoo! Free…" Naruto scratched his back and
"NARUTO! HELP ME!"
Naruto turned around and saw Shikamaru falling from the sky, his arms stretched out ready to hang on to Naruto. Naruto jumped out of the way and Shikamaru fell on his face. The orange ninja began to dash off. All the people began to stare and make way.
Shikamaru chassed Naruto around several streets non stop.
"NARUTO! I NEED YOU TO BE WITH ME!"
The people around them looked at Naruto and Shikamaru with disgust.
"GAY!" Someone yelled.
Elsewhere:
Hinata was staring Ayame in the face. A grin was on Ayame's face. Ayame had a Kunai and Hinata's gun.
"So...how many bullets are left in this?" Ayame asked grinning.
Hinata growled. "5. But first, how did you do that?"
Ayame laughed maniacally. "I'm A Killer Kung Fu Ramen Serving Mother # !"
Hinata stared back and snickered. "So I guess you know Crazy Woman no Jutsu…"
Ayame nodded. She dashed at Hinata with a bowl of ramen in her hand and smashed it outside her head(For people that don't know what it means it means that she hit Hinata on her head). Hinata fell to the ground. Ayame began gangster stomping her.
Ayame bit her thumb and performed the summoning seal. "SUMMONING JUTSU!"
Hinata looked up and saw a giant bowl of old ramen (1000000 B.C old). It tipped over and spilled over Hinata thus making her cloths see through.
"You son of a-!"
Naruto House:
Naruto was sitting in his room, all the windows shut. He took out some ramen from under the bed and snorted it.
"AH!!" Naruto yelled. He pulled his fist back and punched the bowl of ramen. "It aint easy, being addicted to ramen…"
"I know how you feel," a voice said out of nowhere.
"Finnaly!" Naruto yelled turning around to the voice. It was Shikamaru.
"NARUTO!" Shikamaru yelled. "Give me your advice! I need it! GIVE IT TO ME!"
Naruto dashed out of his room and ran all around the house at hi speed while Shikamaru was left in the dust. The fox boy ran into the bathroom and locked the door. He sat down on the toilet and took a breath.
"Please," Shikamaru sniffed. He was in the bathroom with Naruto, on his knees. Little did Naruto know, Hanabi had just returned to the house after being picked up by Hiashi. They had just walked in the house.
"Dad, I swear that there is this huge freaking talking toad in the toilet. I saw it before I left!"
Hiashi nodded. "This better be the truth Hanabi…"
They walked up the stairs towards the
bathroom. They heard wails and shouts like "NO!"
and "OH
PLEASE GIVE IT TO ME!"
Hiashi and Hanabi opened the door and saw, as Hinata in DJ form would say, "Shikamaru looked like his big ol' dome was all up in Naruto's peanuts while day were getting freaky." Well that's what it looked like….
"GRRRRRRRAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH! NARUTO UZUMAKI!"