Seth: umm…hi guys its me! (Laughs nervously) well Rue had 2 trig assignments 3 essays to finish, show choir, anime club, the school play, and a full length play to cut down into a one act so she didn't get to write anything hardcore so she promises that the next chapter will be amazing!
Jacob: (staring) why are you saying this, not her?
Seth: (whispering) she's a little stressed out at the moment.
Rue: GAH, I HATE ODEIPUS! I HATE HESTER PRYNNE! I HATE THE ILLIAD! I HATE SCHOOL! (Nebraska suffers a major blackout) AAAAAGH AAAAAGH I DIDN'T SAVE!!! SCREW THE MIDWEST!!!
Jacob: …oh…I…umm…see
Seth: she sent me out here to talk for her so here I am.
Jacob: oh boy this is gonna be boring
Seth: Well, rue realized that at the beginning of the story that it was all depressing and stuff but that just happened because she was stuck in her AP European history class and she was sad. So the next couple of chapters shall focus on my brilliant plan, and how the Cullens got in on it.
Jacob: (looking up from The Scarlet Letter) what plan?
Seth: umm…I don't speak German Jacob.
Jacob: I wasn't speaking in-
Seth: SHUT UP
Rue: CHRIST! WHERE IS MY SCARLET LETTER BOOK!
Jacob: (looks down and gulps) crap
Rue: (storms in) WHO THE F***K STOLE MY BOOK I NEED TO ANNOTATE IT!
(Edward walks in with a blind Oedipus)
Jacob: Edward took it
Edward: huh?
Seth: who the hell is that?
Rue: that is Oedipus he is an utter waste of time, and deserves to die but UNFOURTUNETLY he didn't commit suicide like his WIFE/MOTHER.
Oedipus: that hurt.
Rue: It meant to
(She turns cursing the world filled with stupid male characters)
(Pearl walks in) *she is from The Scarlet Letter
Seth: shit
Jacob: what
Seth: I imprinted…
Edward: that sucks, she's not even from this book.