Rue: Hello….is anyone there, like at all.
(Jacob and Seth slowly stand up from a back corner filled with cobwebs)
Jacob/Seth: WHERE THE HELL WERE YOU FOR A FULL FREAKIN' YEAR?
Rue: It was my senior year and uh I was busy….sorry?
(Seth holds out an empty plate of cookies)
Seth: Feed me NOW!
Rue: eep!
(Edward emerges from the corner in pristine condition)
Edward: Hello Rue, how was your final school year?
Rue: Oh thank you for being concerned and I'm ecstatic that I have time to do what I really wanted to do. I actually finished two original works and-
Jacob: (cutting in) Don't talk to her Edward, she abandoned us for some dude named Landon who has wings, and a girl named Annabella who is just plain weird.
Edward: I think you should consider that Rue came back she could have left us unfinished forever!
Jacob: (shell shocked) oh well then!
Rue: Thank you Edward you are so smart. And I'm sorry everyone I had a truly hard year but it is thankfully almost over. So here I go.
I do not own any of these characters at all because I'm not that awesome….sorry.
Seth leaned back into the sagging couch in his house with a satisfied groan, " Man this plan is fool proof"
Quil snorted and leaned towards Embry who he was crushing in Halo " Not really" he murmured " It can't be fool proof if an idiot thought it up." They both erupted in laughter until an armchair cushion hit them with a lot harder force then a cushion should own.
" I can hear you ya know!" Seth seethed from the couch. He huffed and sat back again " All I'm saying is that they are the perfect couple"
"Yeah perfect like Romeo and Juliet" Embry snorted, " Or Hamlet and Ophelia."
"Yeah or Mr. Darcy and Elizabeth!" Quil chimed in. Seth and Embry stared at Quil who blushed beet red. " You know Pride and Prejudice, written by Jane Austin, Kira Knightly played-"
"Just stop" Seth interrupted " the whole point to the joke was all those lovers failed and you just lost 10 manly points"
" We don't even keep manly points," Quil protested.
" And now we do thanks to you" Embry laughed. Seth shook his head and leaned back into the couch again. He had always sensed something between Leah and Jacob. Maybe it was the way they fought. Jacob just needed a kick in the ass and everything will turn out semi perfect. He was glad when her ran into Edward because without him the whole plan would have failed and both parties would hate him.
Flashback
Seth sighed as he walked away from Jacob. It seems that every time he talks to his Alpha he gets really tired. Rubbing his face he walked aimlessly through the forest. Look for Leah now, especially when she does not want to be found, is like jumping off of Mt. Everest trying to land in a kidde pool below it, in short a bad idea.
I don't know what to do with them. Jacob is acting like an ass, and Leah is just being difficult. They act like elementary kids, the only way they can show emotion to one another is to make fun of each other. It is painfully obvious that they deserve each other.
"I agree with you fully"
Seth let out a girlish scream and spun around ready to pull out his one year in Karate class on the stalker. He found himself face to face with a smirking Edward who was carrying a dead deer.
Great now I look like a sacredy cat"Again I have to agree with you" Edward chuckled" But your right Jacob and Leah deserve each other, no one will get peace if they keep this up"
" You can say that again" Seth laughed " but wait, what about your daughter?"
" What about Nessie?"
"Wouldn't you be upset if your daughters imprint leaves her?" Again Edward chuckled.
I wish he would stop doing that it makes me feel really stupid and confused.
" Sorry but Nessie would not be as heart broken as you all assume" Edward stated.
Seth was confused; almost everyone can see how much Nessie adores Jacob. Every time he comes over (which is everyday) it's like the fourth of July. All the Cullen's would gather together to laugh and have a ball, while the pack watches from the distance. Sometimes they venture out and join the festivities, when they do Leah leaves in a huff.
"She has found another person to pull at her heartstrings" Edward said, looking at Seth with an amused expression on his face.
" So soon Jacob will be free?" Seth asked afraid to get his hopes up.
" I wouldn't know" he shrugged "I'm not an expert on werewolves."
"Shape shifters" Seth corrected clearly lost within his own world. So if Nessie and Jacob "break up" or whatever you do with an imprint, Leah could actually be happy and she can finally get her happily ever after.
" I wouldn't put it like that but I think it could happen" Edward said sitting down against a tree. Seth looked at him strangely.
"Do you want in?" he asked seriously
"In what?" Seth's mind was moving so quickly Edward decided to give up on trying to read his mind.
" In the plan to get Leah and Jacob together."
Edward sat up intrigued. " A plan eh? What the hell it won't kill me and it would be some entertainment for the full Cullen family." He stuck out his hand. "I'm in."
Seth grasped the icy hand with his fiery one " Let the operation Get- My- Sister- And Alpha- Together plan commence!"
( RueCriesBlack slowly rises from her chair)
Rue: (ahem) I would like to apologize for my way to long break. My senior year got way to hectic for even me to handle. And I know that this chapter is crappy. I was writing in a completely different style for my other two stories so it was hard to jump back into this one. And I had completely forgot where I was going with this story. I actually had to go back and read the story to see where I was at.
Jacob: (through clenched teeth) I wasn't in this chapter at all.
Rue: (backs away) I just needed to get back into the swing of things so sorry, this was an awful filler chapter.
Seth: I like it.
Edward: Me to.
(Cyrano, Hamlet, Mr. Darcy, The Count of Monte Cristo, The Scarlet Pimpernel, and Othello enter)
Jacob: who are these people?
Rue: Some of the characters from the books I had to read, and mind you only a few….kill me now.
Hamlet: Gladly
Rue: Shut up whiney whore.