Rue: Ah ha ha ha! I crashed my computer but that's what dads are for right?

Random Orphan: I wouldn't know….

Rue: (sweat drops) oh

Jacob: awkward….

Seth: Totally (holds out cookie) here this will smother the pain.

Rue: I don't think that helps….

Random Orphan: Rue does not own Twilight nor any of these awesome characters (Bella isn't awesome but oh well)

Chapter 5

Edward slowly led Leah through the forest. She knew that she should be shaking, or at least pissed off at him but she as strangely calm. Usually his smell alone could put her on edge but now, with his cold had on her blazing shoulder, leading her, she felt safe and comfortable.

All I have to do now is to not breathe through my nose.

" Same with me" Edward snorted, " Only I don't have to worry about breathing."

Leah burst out laughing, against her better judgment. She has never been this loose around a person before. And now the first guy she let see her feelings was a leech, this was certainly not a normal day for Leah.

" I would never take you to have a sense of humor," she giggled. Edward's grin grew wider as Leah continued, " I always thought you were a Mr. Grim face."

The mood somehow calmed down a bit as they walked in silence. It seemed that he was a bit preoccupied, or maybe thinking about something very deeply when suddenly he stopped. He spun her around to face him, placing both hands on the side of her face he forced them to be eye to eye. " Sometimes I have to be serious when someone is hurting deeply, we are going to get this straightened out, the Cullen's are here to help" he smiled gently at her and placed a kiss on her forehead "But only if you'll let us help you Leah."

Leah gave him a tearful smile and nodded " Please, I need to get over this to be over." They reached the Cullen house in a comfortable silence, Edward's hand still on her shoulder. Leah again marveled at how she was not fazed by them anymore.

I guess Jacob was right, they aren't that bad, maybe I'll become a Leech Lover too, or maybe I'll imprint on one of them.

Edward laughed "Please don't bring more drama to this household, we need to fix the drama that is already here." Laughing Leah walked into the Cullen's house completely unaware of the smirk and wink Edward threw over his shoulder towards the forest. But some one else caught it.

Jacob Black stood at the edge of the forest breathing hard and fighting the impulse to phase. " What the hell is Leah doing at that Leech's house?" he growled.

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A couple of hours ago

"So do you understand the plan?" Seth asked settling back into his couch.

" Fully but is this going to work?" Bella asked, of course she wanted Jacob to be happy but she was afraid that it would only cause a bigger gap between Jacob and Leah.

" I'm willing to risk it" Seth said grinning.

" Well of course you are" Jasper mumbled

"I'm all for it" Alice squealed.

" And of course you are" Jasper whispered under his breath again.

A snort came from the corner of the room " Anything to get Fido out of the house" Rosalie said clearly bored with the conversation "Whenever the dog comes he stinks up the house."

"I would like to met Leah" Emmett laughed, " She looks like she can be good company, plus she's hot." Rosalie glared at him but he just snickered, "But not as hot as you."

"So it's settled then" and soft voice came from the corner "we are all going to help Uncle Jacob get Leah?"

" Yep Nessie" Seth laughed "Yep that's exactly what were going to do."

"Lets do it them" she smiled.

Rue: I'm sorry if they are OOC it's hard to copy someone exactly.

Jacob: How pathetic

Rue: *sniffs* I-I-I-I'm sorry I can't be perfect *sob*

Seth: Great going Jacob.

Jacob: What did I do?

Seth: Just fix it!

Jacob: (panicked) HOW!?

Seth: Ask her this (whisper whisper)

Jacob: So Rue …..how was…..oh god….your senior prom?

Rue: IT WAS AMAZING IT WAS BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH

Jacob: (overwhelmed by girly talk) help me

Seth: Please read and review before Jacob dies.