Chapter 2 – Sk8r Boi

Python and I Climbed into a taxi with our friends, Cheshire and Dominus Maximus. They used to be called Miranda and Samantha, but as it turns out, their parents left them in the woods where they were raised by wolves for a year before being found by two separate sets of parents, each of whom abused their respective adoptive childern. They are really twins named Chesire and Dominus Maximus.

"This is going to be fuking awezome." sad Cheshire. "Amy Lee is so sexah."

"Ya and I can't wait to get sum hot goffik boizzz" laughed Domus.

We were all looking rly sexay. I had on black fishnet gloves with holes in them with a spiky leather jacket. I also had on a striped tank top and red hat with devil horns on it. We all had on white foundation and messy masacre to look like we cried blak tears.

When we got to the conert, we started to mosh to the song "Sweet Sacrifice".(AN: I do not own the words to the song it is from evanesence) I sang,

"Won dai im gunna firget ur nam!111 And won seet dai ur gunna drown in mi lost paaiiiiin." Then Amy Lee herd me singing. She stopped concord and said,

"Hey xcuse me wats ur name?"

"SCARLETT DEATH SUICIDE TOILET"

"YOU HAVE THE BEST NAME AND SINGING VIOCE EVAR."

Amy Lee made me cum onstage. I singed in front of the crowd for about 10 minutes and then I saw a boy staring at me. He had black hair and goffick black makeup. He looked so sexy just like Gerard Way. I wanted to see him so badly so I did a stage dive and the crowd carried me to exactly where he was standing. When he saw me he stared to cry tears of blod.

"Starclit!111" he said "It's me Dracula! We were betrothed at birth but you didn't know because you were abducted bi (geddit cos bi guys are sexah) aliens. I've loved u all mi life!111" I stared at him all shocked but then he kissed me and we started to do it!111 Every one was so tuned on by our sexahness, that the whole crowd started to put their thingies in each other's hoo-has and started to do it.

"O SCATLETT O SCATLETT" yelled Dracula as he started to get an eructation. Just then morty mcfly appeared.

"We have to go forward in tim!" shouted Morty and lossoed me and mi friends into his black MCR time machine.