the next day Penelope woke up to the sound of seeguls cring. she sat up in her bed and rubed her eyes. dinner the nite befor was the most akward thing evar. capt Jacks foot kept rubing up agianst her leg and she was annoyed by his inconsideration. she frowned and put on her pirate tube top and shorts and skull blet and went outside.

the blue sky was clear and smelled like the brinie deep. she inhaled deep and went to the head of the ship were she saw Capt Jack. he looked liek he was gonna comit suicide!

"NO STOP CAPT JACK" she yelled at him as she rand to catch him from faling over the ship.

before she got there he stood up. he had been leening over the raleing.

"oh penelope" he said patting her on the hed. "yer awake"

"you scarred me. i thoght you were gonna jump!"

"ahaha" he laughed. "then who would pirate the ship silly gurl?"

she laughed bak. she looked into the distance were there was land.

"Look theres land!:

"aye lassy" capt jack got his long telascope and put it to his eye. it was dirty and left a black ring on his eye. penelope churtled.

they tied the boat to land and got off onto the port. penelope was glad to have gravity under her legs.

"I culd do wih a drink now what you say, lass?" said Capt Jack.

"yeah, i'm really thristy after bing on salt water. I could eat tooo."

"then lets go to this litle place i know of."

they walked down the dirt road, passing sluts and hobbos and people selling apples. she had never been here before and it was buetiful. the smell of the air was like a pine forest and the dirst felt

soft beneth her dainty feet.

they got to the bar and went inside. as penelope entered a man got thrown out the window right next to her!

"looks like Dantes working" said capt Jack nonshalantly.

"whose Dante?"

"oh you'll see" he replied slyly.

penelope crinjed and followed him insdie.

Inside it was dirty and dark like all pirate bars. there was people strown on the floor with blood pooring out of their arms and faces. some of tem had demon wings and black skin. at the bar was a tall silver haired man whos coat was as red as the deamons blod and who semmed to have a hart as ugly cleaning a glass like nothing happened.

"cleaning house ey dante?"

"well if it isn't capt jack! you slimy sun of a betch!" the silver man said. "you still owe me from that one damn tim!"

"i was hoping youd forgot about that man."

"what is he taking about capt jack?" penelope ased

"dont worry about it mah der."

"whos that light haird piece of ass you got there jacy boi?!" the silver man asked.

"this hot piece of ass has a name you basterd! and it's Penelope!" penelope said very angry.

The silve man seemed to grow a smile on is face at the tone of her voce. He begun to put the glas down on the counter. when it went to the front of his abas they were enlarged through the glass... Penelope took notice of this.

"i need members for me crew Dante" said Jack leening into the conter near him. he ran his finger arond the glass making it make a loud noise.

dante put his hand over jacks to make him stop the horruble noise. there eyes met and they were sturn.

"whats in it fer me?"

capt Jack stood up and licked his fingers becuz there was alcohol left on the cup. "all the gold in the new wruld!"

"thats a lot of makaroons" said Dante finishing cleaning the glass.

"were expecting trouble and we culd use some mussle." he said with a wink.

hmm. I like me some trouble" replied Dante, looking at the bodies on the floor.

"great! then come on board the S.S. black Perl and ill see to it ye get a comfy bed hahahaha!"

dante noded and watched as capt jack and Penelope left the bar. his eyes traced the curves of Peneleops body and watched her butt move back and forth as she walked. he was going to enjoy this alot.