Thanks to my first two reviewers! Keuraki-SoraXRiku- Sora should've taken all of them, but he's just so skittles-insane; and Miura Y- hey, don't be hating on skittles. They're the shyet (more than cupcakes, you obsessive punk) ; P

Happy reading!

Disclaimer: Kingdom Hearts is not mine. Nor are these pickup lines. (Hey, that rhymes!)


Riku sighed, turning on his other side once more, facing the leather couch with a frown. Sheesh, that darn punk- kicking him out of their room over a bag of Skittles. He sighed, brushing his bangs out of his eyes; sometimes, Riku questioned Sora's mentally.

The floorboards slightly creaked behind him and he glanced over his shoulder to see his beloved Sora standing a foot away from the couch, lips pursed in his signature pout. How adorable.

"Ummm." Sora avoided Riku's gaze, eyes darting nervously up and down, left to right. Riku, his amusement perked like a dog's ears in question, propped himself up on his elbows and attentively watched his boyfriend (who grew even more jumpy under his gaze). Finally, Sora opened his pouty lips and said in the most endearing voice: "I lost my teddy bear . . . Can I sleep with you?"

Riku stared lovingly at Sora for the longest period of time before turning back to the couch, curling up into a ball and clutching his stomach as his body trembled with his laughter. Sora's jaw dropped slightly, eye twitching at the older one's 'touching' response.

"Y-you jerk!" he growled, eye twitching as he turned on his heels to proceed with stomping back towards their bedroom like a little brat. Just as he was almost out of reach, however, Riku's hand locked around his wrist as pulled him back to the couch, sending the younger one stumbling on his way. Sora yelped but was cut off short with an 'oof' as Riku caught him and cuddled against him. The silver-haired male buried his head against Sora's chest, resting his face in the crook of Sora's arm.

Sora felt Riku's lips curve up into a smile against his skin. "I'm better than some teddy bear, aren't I?"

Sora simply answered by resting his chin on top of Riku's head, tightening his arms around him, and smiling back (even if Riku couldn't see; he knew Riku knew anyway).


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