IGGHT PPL I DEDICATE THIS TO MY TWO BROS SELVER AND BOBBY AND TO MY GF LEXIE (miss u) IGGHT ANYWAY FUCK MY SOCIAL LIFE LOL READ DA CHAP
Ammo and Boomer just left their first period class and where talking in the halls
"OHHHH MYYYY FUUUCKKKKKIIIING GOOOOD" said Boomer really loud
"YOU AND BRITNEY MAN since when?" Said Boomer nudging Ammo with his elbow
"since you told me bout you and Bubbles" Said Ammo
"dead ass?"
"yeah I thought we could double date or whatever "
"yeah right you just want me to be your wingman"
"YEAH like I really need one"
"igght man I have to go to my next class peace" said Boomer as he and Ammo did their handshake
"Cya" said Ammo as he walked away"
Boomer went to his second class with Brawlica they had chemistry together Boomer walked in and took his seat and put his head on his desk until Brawlica came and unexpectedly pushed Boomer who almost fell out of his seat.
"wake up punk" said Brawlica patting Boomers back
"im up bitch" said Boomer jokingly
"….who you calling a bitch? You better shut the fuck up before you get smacked the fuck up" said Brawlica making hand gestures of smacking Boomer
"what ever man shut up and listen" said Boomer paying attention to the teacher
"OK CLASS today we are going to fuse chemicals to make-"
Boomer dazed out and put his head down he dident want to listen after a few minuets of
sleep Brawlica woke him up
"wake up bro common she said it counts as a test" said Brawlica making Boomer work
"fiiine" said Boomer lazily
Boomer looked at what Brawlica was doing he was carefully putting small drops of a green liquid on a purple liquid Boomer went to work putting random chemicals together not caring of the out come Brawlica gave him a brief look then tackled Boomer to the ground and the chemical liquids exploded within a few seconds.
"ok fuck this im awake and dude…..I wanna make things go BOOM again" said Boomer laughing
"go fuck yourself" said Brawlica getting up then helping Boomer the class looked at them until Brawlica said real loud "WHAT???" and puffed out his chest and then the bell rang.
"ill Cya later man" said Boomer as they did their handshake
"igght bro keep baggin" said Brawlica, Boomer gave him a what the fuck face as he left
Brick was chillin at his dorm cutting well since it was fifth he had science with Blossom and hey he was about to go up and spill his guts but Butch was gonna make fun of him and stuff so he had a idea
(Bricks P.O.V)
OK tell you the truth I was freaking nervous I wanted to go to class but it would seem weird coming mad late people would cut my ass and hey the teacher would interrogate my ass more then the police would. FUCK im trapped ill just bag her at the dance….and maybe once I get her ill beat up that Rodney kid. I got up and I was about to go the vending machine until Boomer came in unexpectedly eating a chocolate bar.
"want some?" said Boomer
"No man" I said as he asked where was I heading I told him half the story then he helped a little and said to act cool and swift but gentle to her at the same time….I think that made no since what so ever but hey he's Boomer ill just lay for a while.
(Normal P.O.V)
"DUUDE why don't you just go"asked Boomer
"cuz I don't wanna" said Brick throwing a pillow at him
Boomer caught it and said" well bro that Rodney kid might bag her before you do then…."
Brick stood up in a spit second " FUCK MAN UR RIGHT IMA WHOOP IS ASS"
Brick rushes to the door but Boomer kicked it close before Brick can go through
"DUDE" said Brick
"CHILL MAN " said Boomer getting Brick in a master lock to try to get him calm
"get off me im good…faggot" said Brick as Boomer let go he fell on his bed
"dude take it easy I was rather thinking pranking him would be good enough…I mean he is mad annoying at lunch" said Boomer with a devilish smile
"I see where ur going" said Brick giving a high five to Boomer
They plotted their revenge right there….
Butch was playing football instead of going to class
"BUUUTCH" yelled the coach
"yeah coach?" said Butch
"hey kid where you learn to throw that far?" asked coach
"uhh I got guns" said Butch kissing his biceps
"u flirting with a coach?"
"WHAT HELL NO"
"good go back to the field"
"igght"
"by the way Butch you coming to Fridays game… we are faceing the lions "
"hell yeah I wanna own them"
"good"
Bubbles and her friends just got out of school and Bubbles and Boomer have a date today to the park and probably the Movies she and Britney were talking.
"so like math was like so like boring" said Britney
"yeah I mean why do I care what the area of the shaded region is?" said Bubbles
"I KNOW" said Britney
"yeah so where you headed" said Bubbles
"oh ima go somewhere Cya"
"ok BYEEE" said Bubbles
Bubbles walked about two blocks once she got a text from a privet person saying "im a monkey" she thought about it until two hands came from a tree and dragged her up she kicked and yelled until she saw it was Boomer laughing.
"its not funny" she said tempted to smack him
"HAHAHAHAHAHAHA sorry it kinda was" said Boomer still laughing they both jumped off the tree and started walking
"you know we still are going out tonight" said Bubbles sweetly
"yeah hell yeah wouldn't miss it for the world" said Boomer
"ok ill Cya at nine" and she kissed him sweetly
"ok ill Cya" and he returned her kiss
Bubbles walked away and Boomer pumped his fits in the air.
"oh yeah I got a date with a girl named Bubbles a hot little Bubbles" said Boomer singing to himself while doing a stupid dance as he walked home to get ready for his date with Bubbles,
Bubbles skipped home and was greeted by the Professor who asked her how was school and all that bullshit parents ask.
"today was good professor" said Bubbles
"that's great any plans?" asked the professor
"yea dinner and maybe go to central park for a late night walk…that's all" said Bubbles
"ok well me and your sisters wont be home I guess we all have plans ill Cya later Bubbles" and the professor left with that.
Bubbles sat on the kitchen counter texting Boomer and her friends
Bubbles to Boomer: HEYYY BOOMIE =D
Then she texted Britney and Kylee the same thing
Bubbles to Kylee and Britney : HEYY GIRL WATS UP??
She received a text from Boomer saying he cant talk now
Boomer to Bubbles: SUUUP BUBBZ cant talk doing shit with Ammo ill C u tonight though
And she got a text from Kylee saying shes at the park chilling not doing much. And Britney was with her Boyfriend
Bubbles was bored until Buttercup came inside the house yelling that afterschool math sucks.
"OK MATH IS OFFICALY DUMB" said Buttercup throwing her books and all on the floor and collapsing on the couch.
"aww common it cant be that bad" said Blossom coming in after her"
"A jet goes 1,000 miles in a hour with something amount of gas how much gas is needed for a 10 hour trip." Said Buttercup reciting a question
"AM I ON THE FRAKING PLANE NO SO I DON'T GIVE A SHIT AND I COULD FREAKIN FLY…SOOOO YEAH IM ECO FRIENDLY" said Buttercup
"ugh you stink at math" said Blossom giving up
"no math is just gay"
"whatever I have to go anyway"
"where to?" said Bubbles
"nowhere just you know…." She rushed out the door
"ohhhh pinky is late" said Buttercup opening a can of soda then chugging it
Bubbles glanced at her watch it read 7:30 and nothing to do so she joined Buttercup in watching TV and she thought about what Boomer was doing.
Boomer was chillin at a bench with Brawlica and jack eating some hot fries until he saw his watch that read 8:30 Boomer rushed he gave the rest of his fries to jack and ran to his dorm he went inside grabbed a can of root beer chugged it. it was 8:40 so he hurried he needed a good shirt and pants so he went to his room only to see Ammo and Britney having sex right on his bed.
"OH FUCKING SHIT" said Boomer/
"OH WHAT THE FUCK DUDE CANT YOU KNOCK" said Ammo covering himself and Britney
"WELL CANT YOU FUCKING HAVE SEX IN YOUR ROOM???" said Boomer really pissed off.
"yeah well I diddent wanna ruin my bed annnd yeah sorry" said Ammo
"whatever I have to go man on a date" said Boomer digging in his closet getting some cloths he had 10 minuets left
"oh your going out with Bubbles?" said Britney butting in their conversation
"YES NOW can I get ready in peace?....by the way dude Ammo u got cologne on you?"
"yeah man in my room on the counter"
"igght" Boomer rushed took a shower really fast cologne himself and ran off
Boomer dashed to Bubbles house when he was there he was ten minuets late he cursed himself and knocked on the door.
Bubbles opened the door with a stern look but god damn was she looking hot.
"ok look I go home and Ammo….you know he ..had sex on my bed so I had to you know had to get ready while people are naked in my room so yeah" said Boomer but Bubbles still looked mad.
"I brought you flowers" said Boomer as he held them out
"YAY" said Bubbles as she took them and hugged him
"you forgive me?"
"of course I do Boomie"
"cuz you see I feel real bad and you know I –" Boomer was cut off because Bubbles kissed him and they started making out at the door and they went inside boomer kicking the door closed they were still at it Boomer made her lay on the couch still making out and she said
"wait Boomer…. I don't think im ready"
That totally turned him off
"aww serious? Aww ok whatever we still got dinner right?"
"sure Boomie lets go"
They walk away to the restaurant and order meanwhile Blossom is in central park looking for some one she is being spied on from someone in the tree tops the figure drops down and puts a hood on and hugges Blossom from the back she turns to see Brick smiling
"where have you been Brick" said Blossom
"you know getting stuff.." said Brick
"like?"
"soda for starters" said brick as he opens his backpack and pulls out two soda cans Blossom spies a recess cup and snags it from him he dident seem to mind and they walked off into the woods mean while Butch was bored as fuckin hell so he decided to go and look at shit in Townsville square and he couldn't believe what he saw…Buttercup was chilling by some gas station with her head on the counter and some soda in her hands so he walked up and said
"shitty day huh?"
"yeah…real shitty"
"wheres ur sisters?"
"with your Broz"
"oh snap how do you know?
"I was just spying on them"
"hahaha SLICK"
"haha yeah it was great"
"you should of fucked with them a bit"
"yeah I should of"
"that would have been bad ass"
"you got a sick little mind there…..and I like it"
"wow I came on the right day"
"this doesn't mean ill pulverize you later"
"whatever Butterbut"
" shut up Butch" said Buttercup as they walked off
Mean while Boomers dinner with bubbles is going great he ordered a steak and she ordered chicken parmesan. The Dinner was great they talked about stuff going around town and school and about each others siblings. After the dinner Boomer walked with Bubbles in centrel Park as they walked Boomer was eyeing the trees she asked him whats wrong and he told her that she will see in time. After a few muinets they climbed a tree and there engraved in the bark of the tree was a heart and inside it said Bubbs+Boomer she relised it was the spot where they first kissed so she kissed him right there.
After Boomers date he rushed home to Brick where he was about to prank the shit out of Rodney. Boomer and Brick were dressed in black ninja like cloths and before the mission Boomer asked Brick
"dude you sure u wanna do this?"
"yeah man no sweat"
"but you know what if he gets tight"
"so what man this dude he gets picked on by the chess team"
Boomer laughed at that one so he was about to unleash his masterpiece this is how it went Brick was behind the vending machine and wile studying him they noticed he always buys something before he enters his dorm so brick would push the machine making Rodney step back trip on a roller skate then fall into a bucket with Boomer will kick down the stairs and on each flight there is 1. Mud 2. fudge with caramel and last and it's a classic feathers so that he looks like a total dumbass once he bursts out the front door.
(Boomers P.O.V)
Oh Yeah Baby its all coming to plan and that Rodney kid is coming and hes walking to the machine annd BOOM Brick hit him hard he sliped as planed and fell into the bucket nows my que BOOM I kicked the bucket hard and me and Brick went to see him yelling like the girl he is haha him yelling like a loser cracks me up annnd wait for it…….BINGO he just flew out the front door and HAHAHA I would love to see his face HAHAHA I gave Brick a high five who was crying on the floor of how funny it was and hey Rodney really did tick me off soo I dident feel that bad
(Normal P.O.V)
Boomer and Brick ran into Bricks dorm laughing
"HAHAHA good shit bro HAHA" said Brick
"HAHAHA no prob man I needed a good laugh HAHAHA"
They laughed and laughed