Actually, I shall finish the Soriku scene next chappie. Right now, I should really portray what's happening at the party, while I have some free time. This is just sillyness, before I get on to what Sora and lovely, rough Riku are doing in the closet.

"HAHAHA! YUS!" Valerie screamed, running down the stairs.

"What is it?" A brunette girl, named Selphie, asks.

"I don't know you well, or I would tell you. Do you know where Olette, Namine, or Kairi are?" The redhead asks, looking past the girl in front of her, eyes dancing with excitement.

"I think Kairi and Reno are making out, but I know Namine went outside. Olette probably followed her." Selphie smiled, jerking her thumb towards the back door.

"THANK YOU! By the by, what's your name, chicka?" Valerie asks, giving the girl a quick hug.

"Selphie Lockheart. Jesus frigging Christ, you smell good. What is that?" Selphie laughed a little, straightening her shirt from the rather quick hug.

"Rose and Peaches! Glad to have met you, Selphie!" The redhead called out, already running towards the back doors. The doors swung open, revealing a slightly startled Namine and Olette.

"HOLY SHIT! GUYS! They were making out! It worked, I totally saw it! Thank you!" She squealed, running up and hugging both of them, before letting go and bouncing slightly.

"Well, you alright?" Namine asked at the same time Olette said,"Glad the plan worked! You still smell like roses and peaches, you know."

"Ya, Selphie told me I smell good! AND I AM FIIIIIINE!" She laughed a little, still bouncing. Namine looked down at Valerie's hand, which was now clutching a red bull can so hard it was crushed. Outside, it was fairly dark, enough to see the people right in front of you with help from the door light, but not enough to notice a couple walking up the stairs.

"BOO!" Axel screamed as he approached the top step, hand in hand with Roxas. Namine and Olette just sighed and turned around, used to Axel's attempts at scaring them, but Valerie screeched loud enough to shatter glass and jumped onto the nearest chair, chucking the red bull can at Axel. She missed, and ended up hitting a slate haired teen right behind them, who groaned.

"I really like that one, Roxy. Can we keep her?" Axel laughed, patting the slate haired teen's shoulder. Valerie stopped screeching, but her breathing was still irregular. She placed a hand over her chest, glaring at Roxas.

"You let –pant- him do –pant- that? I –gasp- fucking hate –pant- you. And your ridiculously –huff- hot boyfriend." Roxas laughed, tightening his hold on Axel.

"Val, it's your own damn fault you had the red bull. You're easily scared, anyway. Not my fault. And he's mine, bitch, back off. By the way, this is Zexion. Zexion, this is the girl that likes to chuck things at people."Zexion smiled a little, offering out his hand to the still hyperventilating girl. She grabbed it, shaking it slightly.

"Actually, my name's Valerie. And sorry, I meant to hit Ass-el over there. My apologies." She kicked Axel and jumped out of the way when Roxas attempted to kick her back. Roxas followed her, causing Valerie to run off in the yard. Roxas followed her still, yelling random threats. Everyone watched with amusement.

"Demyx isn't here, is he?" Zexion asked, eyes warily following Roxas and Valerie, slightly worried one of them would hit a tree.

"No. Erm, should we help Valerie? Roxas just pinned her down and- oh damn, she doesn't need help. I hope she didn't break his arm. Actually, seeing Roxas fight like that is really hot. Never mind." Axel stared at the duo on the ground a couple of feet in front of them, in full out fighting now. Valerie had now pinned Roxas down, hand on his throat. Straddling him, she yelled something about victory and cupcakes.

"Ok, Val, you can probably get off him now. He really would be mad if a girl dominated him. He already lets his boyfriend." Olette laughed, wiping a tear from her eye.

"God, you add some excitement." Namine muttered, suppressing a giggle. Valerie leaped off Roxas and proceeded to do a victory dance, which included a short moonwalk across the flat surface of the porch, then falling on her backside. Roxas stood up angrily.

"I can't believe she beat me." He grumbled, walking into a waiting Axel's arms.

"Well, I did, didn't I? The weakest chicka in my school, I beat old Emo-y Roxas over there! WHOOT!" She yipped, still bouncing slightly.

"Well. At least I have a boyfriend."

"BITCH MOVE!"

"Anyways, you only beat me cause it was dark and you kicked my groin." Roxas scowled, but the amusement in his eyes showed that he really didn't care.

"Hey, don't destroy my wonderful baby's goods." Axel chuckled, suddenly grabbing at the crotch of Roxas' pants. Roxas squeaked, jumping backwards. Zexion just sighed and headed into the party, wall Namine and Olette were clutching each other, giggling insanely.

"Aw, Axel, that's insanely gross and hot. Let him go, at least in public." Valerie laughed a little, sitting down on the white lawn chair.

"Fine." Axel laughed,letting Roxas go. The blonde stood in front of Valerie, arms crossed. He smiled, towering over her.

"Because my throat hurts, you owe me sea salt ice- HOLY FUCK, AXEL! DON'T DO THAT!" Roxas got cut off when Axel slipped a down the butt of Roxas' jeans, winking at the redhead. Namine and Olette went inside; obviously realizing Roxas was about ready to kill.

"Axel, please. I feel as if my childhood just got brutally raped." She groaned, covering her eyes. Axel jumped backwards when Roxas slapped him, leaving a faintly red mark across his cheek.

"You really, really don't want to antagonize her or give her ideas. You see what she did to Sora and Riku? They aren't even a frigging couple yet! I'm scared what she's going to do to us! So, stop it!" Roxas whispered in Axel's ear, while Valerie continued to protest and cover her eyes.

"Wait, what did she do?" Axel asked, rubbing his cheek.

"Oh, that…" Valerie giggle, un-covering her eyes. "Well, you see, Sora is such a wuss when it comes to telling people he likes them or asking them out, and everyone says Riku likes him too, which is kinda sad 'cause this means almost all the hot guys here are gay, and I was flipping hoping that just once there would be a hot straight guy. Like this one time a nice asian guy gave me chocolates but he's gay and it was only a friendly thing 'cause I was lonely and ohmigawd the chocolates were good there was caramel I love caramel it's all goooey and brown and ….melty, if that's a word, I know lots of words-"

"Val, you lost track of the topic. Now, what happened between them?" Axel interrupted her, watching in amusement as Roxas rubbed his temples in irritation.

"Oh, I shut them in a closet with a good perfume and they're fucking each other as we speak. "

Sorry, I couldn't finish the smut…. I will! Next chappie! I just wanted to add that! (*^_^*) Anyway, I sound like a review whore but, please review!