Chapter 5

Milestone time, baby!…CHPT. 5!! Lately I've been watching Bleach over the internet! Now it's getting harder to find free anime sites, so I think I'm just going to buy the DVD's. Now on with the chapter!

"-.- Now I have to clean it up!" George said irritated.

"Well, since no one knows where Hiei is, I guess his mission can be held off for a while…" Koenma said as he pressed the intercom button again.

"Ayumi, I need you to contact Kurama immediately….and bring him back here!, please!"

"Yes, Koenma sir." Ayumi said bowing her head into the room then turning and flying off in the opposite direction.

"Well, now all we have to do is wait…" Koenma said putting on a pouty face.

"I still say we could take the mission…" Yusuke whispered.

Koenma silently fumes continually giving the never-changing wall death glares…

***1.7 minutes Later***

"Here he is, Koenma sir." Ayumi said as she floated in through the portal.

"Ah, Kurama!, finally!" Koenma said as he jumped up on his desk.

"Yes, I'm here…now what's this 'can't wait the worlds going to explode mission'?!" Kurama said as he ran over to the desk.

"Wha…" Koenma trailed off as he turned too look around Kurama, at Ayumi.

Ayumi, sheepishly rubbing her head, quickly flew through one of the big walls in the huge office.

"…." Koenma silently fumed as he turned back around too face Kurama.

"Um…" Yusuke said as he leaned forward to get a better view of all the 'action'.

"No, there is no such mission of that…" Koenma said as he balled-up his fists.

"OK, whew," Kurama said as he swiped his forehead, "so…what is the mission?"

"Blllaauuughhg!" Kuwabara said as he puked in the bucket, looking like he had a hang-over.

"Sorry." Kuwabara said as he leaned back on the couch.

"As you can see," Koenma said as he thrust his hand in Kuwabara's and Yusuke's direction, "These two are completely useless…"

"Hey!!" Yusuke said as he abruptly stood up, and in the process knocked off all of the blankets from him causing them too fall on the floor, covering the puke bucket.

"Were not completely useless." Yusuke said as he decided to put his hands in his pockets, instead of on his hips…too Keiko-like for Yusuke…

"Well, what are you doing?" Koenma countered, as Kurama silently backed up a step not wanting too get involved…

"Well, I'm…taking up never-used couch space!" Yusuke said as he put on a smirk and crossed his arms over his chest.

"That goes double for me!" Kuwabara said jumping up from the couch.

"Why?, because weight-wise you count for two people?" Yusuke teased while snickering.

"No, becau--!" Kuwabara started looking mad, but Koenma shut him up with:

"Shut-up both of you, you idgets!" Koenma yelled as he then turned too Kurama, "So…I need you too check out 1 of 2 possible 'Outkasts', but they could very well be illegal to?…ya follow?" Koenma said as he pressed a button on the computer and the statistic/picture of KamiNari showed up on the plasma.

"So, I'm just going to watch over her for a couple weeks, just to make sure she's a demon?" Kurama asked Koenma as he started walking towards the plasma.

"Yes." Koenma said almost sounding impatient.

"Where does she live?" Kurama asked squeezing in one last question before Koenma got all pissy.

"Finland…." Koenma said as he brought another couple of pictures on the plasma.

"Were you spying on her?" Kurama asked as he looked at the photos, one of which was of her house, and a little creek a ways down a little dirt path, behind the house, and that wasn't so bad, but then they started sowing pictures of her bathroom while she was in the bath….it didn't show anything too revealing, but I'm sure it started too get Yusuke and Kuwabara a little horny….

"Well, no…not me, exactly…I hired some professional photographers to take some pictures of the house, you know? Where she lives like that, but then as they handed me these photos one guy said "Hey!, those couple are for us!" and he ripped them out of the pile…." Koenma said a little guiltily.

"…*silence*…"

"Didn't know you'd hire perverts Koenma, sir." Yusuke said jokingly.

"Well, they were in the underworld phone book for a good price." Koenma said his face reddening.

"Um, OK…now who am I 'over there'?" Kurama asked

"You are Yoko Minamino….and a junior in High shcool, like now, oh and here's your school uniform, and don't forget you're an exchange student from Japan!" Koenma almost yelled as he snapped his fingers and Kurama jumped through the portal.

Koenma turned back to Yusuke and Kuwabara…

"Koenma, Sir!, we have a trespasser loose on the premises…" The intercom boomed around the office.

"Great!, now not only is Hiei still missing and on top of that, we've got a trespasser!!!" Koenma roared just as they heard a sound like falling metal pieces. All three of them turned around to see Hiei crawl out through the vent in the wall.

"………." There was a long silence as everyone stared at Hiei as he waltzed over to Koenma's desk and pulled out a big piece of parchment paper and started marking stuff on it.

"…What are you doing here? More importantly how did you make it past security?!" Koenma asked a little too loudly.

"…."

***Flashback to 10 minutes before***

"Hey!, what are you doing here?!" yelled the lazy looking lizard.

Look what fear has done to you…everyone's so scared to try to break into this dump, that you just waited to get fat and lazy.

"I said what are you doing here?!" The fat lizard yelled at me again.

"No one to your low level of concern." Hiei said as he flitted past the over-weight guard and into the underworlds office.

"Hey!," He shouted once more at Hiei, then finally gave up and pulled out his walkie-talkie, "Hey, we got a trespasser in sector 8! Get everyone on the heads up, S.T.A.T.!" The chubby lizard yelled into the electronic device.

"Hn." Hiei grunted with a smirk.

They'll never catch me! Hiei thought cockily as he squirmed inside of an vent and crawled a little way in then pulled out a piece of parchment and started marking in the way he had come and decided every 20-30ft. He'd make a mark on the paper.

"All armed troops are required to search the premises! We have a C-64!" The head of police officials for King Enma's 'Palace' yelled all over the Underworld palace.

***Back to present***

"Well, I'd better be on my way…" Hiei said as he started walking back to the vent.

"No, no!, We need you!" Koenma said as he started waving his hands around.

"Hn….I have business to take care of." Hiei plainly said giving Koenma his trade mark death glare.

"Please," Koenma said groveling, "We need you for a mission…." Koenma said as he clicked up Ekumi's profile up on the flat screen.

"….*sigh*What is it?" Hiei asked irritated.

"Well, we have possible demon illegal….and we lost the file that pinpointed all of our 'outcasts' so we're sending out you, and Kurama to go make sure everything's all right" Koenma said looking at Hiei hopefully.

"….whatever, where will I be going?" Hiei asked giving in.

"*Phew*….America…Oregon, to be exact." Koenma said opening a blue/green portal off to his right.

"Oh, you can just use your real name. and you'll be going to 'Silver Ridge' elementary school…meaning it's public, no uniforms so just wear what you want too." Koenma explained as Hiei walked around Koenma towards the portal.

"Like I'd ever wear a uniform anyway." Hiei scoffed as he jumped into the portal.

Well there's chpt…..5?!

Gosh I need to update more! .

Well hope to get some reviews!

Probably not if everyone hates me…

From the lady who hates school!!(and is sounding really childish…..)

-SK-12