I altered it slightly, but I just had to use this pick-up line. It's hilarious.
Disclaimer: I wouldn't be writing fanfics if Kingdom Hearts was mine. 8D
Sora glared at Riku, who was pointedly focused on his DSi, from across the table. He already finished his homework and read his new volume of Nightmare Inspector- for the third time- while waiting on his boyfriend to finish playing his game, and his patience was wearing thin. "Riku, I'm bored. Let's go out."
"Not right now, I'm trying to find a Yoshi."
"Wouldn't it be faster if you just headed on to the damn castle." It wasn't really a question- more of a suggestion to kick Riku off his stupid Mario game.
Riku shook his head, biting his lip as he squinted at the DSi screen. "The trip would be twice as fast if I rode a Yoshi."
"But wouldn't you rather ride me than Yoshi any day, though?"
Riku put his video game on pause before pouncing a smirking Sora.
"I'd rather ride you than Yoshi any day." Bahahaha.
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