Hey! I'll be updating twice for missing yesterday, but the second one will be coming a little later. This one is super short, but funny (I hope). Enjoy!
Disclaimer: I'm not Nomura Tetsuya.
"If you were a booger, I'd pick you first."
". . . Was that supposed to turn me on?"
"Didn't it?"
Whoever said what can be interpreted which ever way. :P