Apparently, I'm late on finding this line, but whatever. And I'm sorry I've used such a horrible pickup line, but it's just so hilarious. There's only dialogue, but who's saying way is very much clear. Fear no confusion! :P
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Enjoy!
Disclaimer: I can no has Kingdom Hearts. Boo.
"Riku, do you have fifty cents?"
"Ah, hold on . . . Here, check how much this is."
"Twenty-five, thirty-fi- GAH, I need five more cents!"
"That's the only change I have, Sora. Sorry."
"No. C'mon, you gotta have a nickel somewhere!"
"Why do you need money, anyway? Is it really that important?"
"I want oreos!"
"Can't you just wait until we get home?"
"But there's a damn vending machine over there. I want them NOW."
"Okay, okay- sheesh. Let me check . . ."
". . ."
"Ah, wait- no."
". . ."
"Maybe there's some change in my wallet."
". . ."
"Okay, not there-"
"HURRY UP."
"Damnit, calm down!"
"OREOS-"
"LOOK. I found one!"
"Yey!
"However."
"Whaaaat?"
"I'll give you the nickel if you tickle my pickle."
". . . I'm going home."
"Wait!"
"Are you gonna give it to me or not?!"
"I'll give you a dime if you lick up the slime."
". . . I hate you."
Surprise! Two-part line. XD