Set after the third book. I am aiming for 30 chapters

Warning: nakedness

Paring: Fang and Iggy

Rating: PG13

Disclaimer: As I've said, I do not own, and if I did, I'd share Fang and Igs with Tomo Potter. This needs to be settled! Tomo Potter and I will live with Fang and Iggy . . . even though I sooo prefer Igs :P

Chapter 16

Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, HA!

Iggy woke up the next morning in a tangled mess of limbs. A smile graced his face. He felt, comfortable, refreshed, and a bit dirty, but he liked it. He lifted his head and turned his blue eyes towards Fang and an even wider smile spread. Fang was sleeping as sound as ever. His arms were around Iggy and his head tilted down as if trying to reach the other's forehead.

Iggy jumped when a kiss was actually placed on his head.

"Morning" Fang whispered snuggling up closer. Iggy smiled.

"Was what happened real?" Fang nodded, a mile plastered on his face.

"Make me breakfast! I'm hungry!" Fang ordered smirking.

"Yes oh, mighty Fang" Iggy replied rolling his eyes and sitting up. He stretched and stood. He walked over to his dresser only to be tackled against the wall. He let out a yelp of surprise.

"Don't move! I have a weapon!" Iggy cocked an eyebrow.

"Are you feeling alright Fang?" Fang giggled, giggled!

"Well, I woke up at six, had some coffee, watched T.V. had another cup of coffee and a chocolate bar, Played on the computer, had some pixie sticks and more coffee, then lay down to have you stir and wake up!" Fang had a lopsided smirk plastered on his face. Iggy's eyes became saucers!

"Fang! You had all that sugar and caffeine and didn't share?" Fang pouted.

"I didn't wanna wake you up. You look so cute sleeping!" He said in a baby voice, pinching his cheek. Iggy growled.

"I should make a SUGAR FREE breakfast!" Iggy half yelled at him. Fang pouted. "Stop that!"

"Why?" Fang asked, his eyes widening and pouting more, turning his head to the side.

"Because you look like a little girl!" Iggy stated. Fang's jaw nearly hit the floor.

"I do NOT look like a girl!"

"You yell like one." Iggy said and started running, Fang just behind him. Iggy ran into the kitchen and Fang froze, feeling a breeze. He glanced down and blushed. Max's Face went the colour of tomatoes, Nudge fainted, Angel gasped and turned around, and Gazzy just stared, and stared, and . . . well, fainted.

"I'll be right back." Fang said, clasping his hands over his genital area, his blush spreading down his neck and chest. Iggy snorted.

"See you in a bit!" He called after him. Fang muttered something along the lines of 'go to hell' and 'bite me jackass '.