Ok, welcome to another chapter of the 'Fruits Basket Singing Game!' in this chapter we are going to have tohru kagura and shigure. We're not quite sure what we're gonna make them sing, we aren't very good at thinking of songs they would hate singing…..
Yuki: then why do you…hey wait…..you mean you're torturing us on purpose?
Me: well of course. What did you think I was doing?
Yuki: I really do not like her.
Me: so sad. Anyway, tohru goes first. We have to make her sing something kyou would really freak out about you know, something………
Kagura: indecent?
Me: yep, that's the word.
Kyou: WHAAAAAAT?!?
Me: oh, poor kyou. Anyway, tohru, how about you sing……..we can't be too mean to her, ok, kagura? Just something kyou would hate.
Kagura: ok. Hey, have you noticed how often I help you?
Me: yeah, I did. Wanna be friends?
Kagura: yeah!
Me: ok, cool. Anyway, how about you sing ….oh, I can't make her sing anything that would annoy kyou that I wouldn't feel bad about.
Kagura: how about we just make her sing 'Wind It Up'?
Me: ok, that's good. How come I can't come up with this stuff and you can?
Kagura: I just know more songs, is all.
Me: kaaaaaaaagura oneeeeeeeechan?
Kagura: yeah, sumi?
Me: do you wanna do my job? I can sing for you.
Kagura: ok! Since I'm doing your job am I the author now?
Me: yep!
Kagura: ok, cool. Tohru, sing 'Wind It Up'
Tohru: the song by Gwen Stefani?
Me(actually, me is now kagura sohma): yep, that's the one.
Tohru: um, ok, I'm sorry if I mess up…..
Sumi: if you mess up, you get punished! Yay!
Tohru: (frightened) ooooo…..kkkkkk.
Music playing….
This is the key that makes us wind up,
When the beat comes on, the girls all line up,
And the boys all look but know they,
Can't touch,
But the girls want to know why,
Boys like us, so much,
Ahhhh! Where was I???????
Me(still kagura): ha! You messed up! Yay!
Sumi: I'm delighted! Haha! You know who I'm thinking of, right?
Me(and this is still kagura, dammit. Get that into your skulls): absolutely!
Me and sumi: tohru, you have to kiss…..
(all furuba people recoil in fear)
Me and sumi: YUKI!
Yuki: What!? Why do you two keep picking on me?
Sumi: because we love you!
Yuki: huh?
Sumi: we..well, I can't speak for kagura, but I at least enjoy seeing people I love being psychologically tortured. It's great fun.
Yuki: oh my god, you're a raving lunatic aren't you?
Sumi: yep! Crazy to the core!
Me(KAGURA!): now kiss!
Tohru: ahh! Um…..
Yuki: I hate you guys. I'm not doing it.
Sumi: huh. I haven't decided a punishment for refusing to kiss.
Me( I'm not gonna say it again): well, how about he has to kiss everybody after every turn unless he kisses tohru now?
Yuki: ok, ok, I'll do it.
Sumi: fabulous. Tohru? Same punishment if you won't.
Tohru: ah, um….fine.
(tohru and yuki kiss.)
Kyou: (boiling with inner anger)
Sumi: yay! Look at kyou! He's so mad!
Me: yay! Kyou-kun, my love! Will you please kiss me?
Kyou: no!
Me: please?
Kyou: no, No, NO!
Me: fine. I hate you. (punches kyou)
Sumi: hey kagura, is it my turn to sing?
Me: uh, yeah, I guess so. What should you sing??????
Sumi: I dunno.
Me: well, how about yuki picks?
Sumi: ok!
Yuki: what? Me? Pick for her? Yes! So yes!
(yuki loses normal calm demeanor and leaps around doing the cancan in midair.)
Yuki: uh, sorry about that. Anyway, kagura, what were you thinking?
Me: I was thinking evanescence or Cyndi lauper. I like them.
Yuki: no no no no no no no. it has to be cruel. Like she was cruel to us.
Me: but sumi is my friend……
Yuki: I don't care! (evil akito face) she must be punished!
Sumi: my god!
Akito: you called?
Sumi: yeah. Look at yuki!
Akito: oooooh!!!!!! Look at the scary face! He takes after me!
Yuki: (stops trying to kill sumi) what? No I don't! why would I?
Akito: yuke…..I am your father.
Yuki: what? No you aren't! you're only like 4 years older than me.
Akito: oh yeah. Never mind.
Sumi: um, ok….that was….
Me: weird?
Sumi: yeah…….
Me: ok, why don't you just sing while they have their little chat…..
Sumi: what am I singing?
Me: how about 'All Through The Night' by Cyndi Lauper?
Sumi: ooh, I like that song! Ok!
All through the night,
I'll be awake, and I'll be with you,
All through the night,
This precious time, when time is new,
All, All through the night today,
Knowing we feel the same without saying,
(singy singy singy, ladeeda, finishes song)
Me: yay! You sing well!
Sumi: (bows) oh thank you!
Me: ok, next up is shigure.
Shigure: me?
Me: yes, you.
Shigure: yay! I get an award!
Me: ummmm…
Sumi: no. You aren't at an award ceremony. You're locked in my attic.
Shigure: oh. What did you need me for then?
Sumi: we want you to sing.
Shigure: I see! I admit, I do have a marvelous singing voice, but no.
Sumi: you sure???
Shigure: yes, I'm afraid so.
Me: you absolutely sure?
Shigure: yes, I'm positive.
Me and sumi: yay!!!!!!!
Yuki: oh no, please not me again!
Me: nope, not this time.
Yuki: oh good.
Sumi: you won't be quite so pleased….
Me and sumi: when you find out what weeeeeee'vvve chosen!
Kyou: do you guys communicate using telepathy so you can talk like that?
Sumi: nope. We just get the same thoughts at the same time.
Me(just a reminder, this is kagura!): great minds think alike and all.
Shigure: what are you talking about, chose?
Me: (giggle) when someone refuses to sing, they have to kiss someone!
Shigure: really?
Sumi: yep! And for you, we chose…….
Me and sumi: TOHRU!
Tohru: oh, no.
Shigure: oooooohhhhhh! High school girls, high school girls…..(sings)
Kyou and yuki: WHAAAAAAAAAAT?!?
Tohru: I just give in.
Shigure: yeah, yeah, me too!
(shigure and tohru kiss)
Me and sumi: yaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay!!!!!!!!!
Sumi: anyway, this one was a lot longer than the last one. We're gonna end it here, don't you think, kagura?
Me: yep, sounds good. Next time we're having an even longer one featuring Doctor Seahorse, Tiger Girl, Super Snake, and The Moo Cow. See you then!
Me again: random outburst: I LOVE KYOU!!!!!!!
(attacks kyou)
Sumi: er….right. bye!