Ok, Hatori, kisa, ayame, and haru are up next. Kisa is first.
Kisa: um, ok. What should I sing?
Me(kagura. This isn't ilovekyosohma): how about 'Shoes' by Kelly?
Hiro: what!? NO! she isn't singing that!
Sumi (this IS ilovekyosohma): why not? Do you not want her to because you LOVE her? Is that what this is about, sheep boy?
Hiro: what!!!??? Of course not! What am I doing here anyway?
Sumi: uh oh.
Me: he's thinking of leaving.
Sumi: PUNISH HIM!
Hiro: what!? Punish me? How?
Sumi: kiss kisa!
Me: now!
Hiro: what!!!!???
Kisa: um…..
Sumi: haha! Kiss her or I'll hit you!
Hiro: You aren't that much older than me! I don't have to listen to you!
Sumi: fine! (hugs hiro)
Hiro: baa!?!
Me: ok, kisa, you can sing now.
Kisa: erm. Ok.
(kisa sings 'shoes')
Me and sumi: yay! You're so cute kisa!
Kisa: ah, why hasn't hiro changed back?
Me: hmm?
Sumi: no clue.
POOF(hiro changes back)
Sumi: there ya go. Hiro, here's your clothes. Put them on really really really fast, ok? you're disturbing me and kisa.
(hiro gets dressed and goes to sulk in the corner like a baby)
Hiro: why am I in the corner? I'm getting up. Hey, why can't I get up?
Sumi: because kagura and I didn't say you could. We're the authors, so you do what we say. Got it, you silly little sheep?
Hiro: what did you call me?!?
Me: she called you a silly sheep. Got a problem with that?
Hiro: yes I have a problem with that! I am not a silly sheep!
Me: coulda fooled me. The silly part is obvious, and after sumi hugged you there's no doubt that you're a sheep. So logically, you are a silly sheep.
Hiro: I am not silly!
Sumi: ok. Whatever. Shall we move on, kagura?
Me: oh yes, let's. alright. Hatsuharu is up now.
Haru: (wakes up) someone say my name?
Sumi: yep. It's your turn.
Me: and we want you to sing 'Down With The Sickness'.
Haru: gah, whatever. Here I go with the Disturbed.
Drowning deep in my sea of loathing
Broken your servant I kneel
(Will you give in to me?)
It seems what's left of my human side
Is slowly changing...in me
(Will you give in to me?)
Looking at my own reflection
When suddenly it changes
Violently it changes
Oh no, There is no turning back now
You've woken up the demon...in me
(finishes song. Whee, haru singing!)
Sumi: yay! Yay! Yay! yay!
Me: that was actually really good. I…wow. Hey kyou?
Kyou: oh god, what?
Me: I don't love you anymore. I love haru instead.
Haru and kyou: WHAT?!?
Me: yep. He's hotter and he sings better and he's nicer when he's white and cooler when he goes black and I just love everything about him!
Kyou: free…..i feel like I no longer know the meaning of the word. Is it possible that I am now truly free? Have I been released from my bonds?
Me: yep. Haru is the one I'm after now.
Haru: I'd be happy for you, kyou, but I'm not exactly benefitting from this situation any, now, am i? I mean, she's kagura.
Me: and there's something wrong with that? I LOVE you, haru.
Haru: yeah, that's why I'm worried. I mean, think about the number of times kyou has nearly DIED because you freaked out?
Me: you know those were accidents.
Haru: they happen too often for me to not be afraid of you.
Me: whatever. I love you anyway.
Sumi: eh, kagura, it's time for either Hatori or Ayame to sing.
Me: (stops choking haru with hugs) oh, right.
Haru: God, Save me!
Akito: don't feel like it.
Haru: why not?
Akito: just cause.
Haru: please?
Akito: no! anyway, they have to get on with the game! Shut up.
Me: eh, right. Up next is Ayame. All you Aya-Haters can just skip it.
Ayame: (traditional ayame-style laugh) now I shall SING for yuki!
Yuki: ugh. Haven't you tortured me enough?
Me and sumi: never!!!!!!
Sumi: anyway, Aya-nii, you get to pick your own song.
Me: huh? Why?
Sumi: (looks at ayame with glitter eyes.) because he's my brother!
Yuki: WHAT?
Sumi: not really, you dumbkopff. I just wish he was.
Yuki: wait wait wait. Let me get this straight…..
Sumi: kay…..
Yuki: you actually WANT him to be your brother?
Sumi: YEP!!!
Yuki: praise the Akito. You can have him.
Aya: yes! I shall have a beautiful little sister instead of an unloving brother.
Sumi: really?
Ayame: (ayame laugh) yes, yes, of course. Let's go now!
Sumi: yeah! Let's!
Me: kay…….whatever.
(sumi and ayame leave.)
Me: well, how are we gonna post this on fanfiction dot net with her gone?
Yuki: no idea. Does anyone know her password?
(no response)
Yuki: didn't think so. Oh well, let's get on with it, kagura.
Me: ok! Since ayame left, Hatori, a.k.a. Dr.Seahorse, is singing now.
Hatori: since when am I doctor seahorse?
Me: since last chappie, keep up, Ha'ri.
Hatori: and of course kagura would be running such an absurd thing as this.
Me: well, Sumi-Chan was running it, but then I took over and then she went with ayame so now it's just me and I don't know her password.
Hatori: no idea what you're talking about. Do you feel feverish?
Me: oh, Ha'ri, you think everything is medical. Agh. Just sing.
Hatori: I would if I knew what I was singing.
Me: oh yeah. Ermmmmmmm………
Monster: muahahahahahahaha! I am here to eat this fanfic! Muahahahahaha! Dr.Seahorse will not be permitted to sing, and neither will anyone else! The only way I will allow it is if people review in exchange for cookies!
A/N: oh no! I really was going to write this, but now there's a monster! Virtual cookies1 will be given to anyone who reviews! Yay, virtual cookies!
1Virtual Cookies: your name in the next chappie. If you give me a good idea, I will probably use it. Remember, we have Hatori, Hiro, Ritsu, Momiji, Rin, Kureno, Akito, Hanajima, and Uo left. Any ideas? Cookies……