Disclaimer: I don't own these ideas, these fanfiction(dot)net names, or the songs or artists. I already told you people I don't own fruits basket. I do own Memi.
Ok! Chapter four of The Fruits Basket Singing Game is now in progress. And guess what? As a thank you to my reviewers, I am going to use EVERY SINGLE ONE of your suggestions in this chapter! Yay, reviews!
Sumi: ok, I'm back! Wow, it's so cool too be ayame's sister. Yay!
Monster: since I got some reviews, I will allow this fanfic to continue for one more chapter. After this one, I require more reviews for a fifth chapter.
Me(kagura sohma): ok, monster-san. can we make people sing now?
Monster: okeedokey. (leaves temporarily)
Me: ok, since we're doing a reviewer suggestion chapter, it doesn't really have anything to do with the game. But every reviewer gets mentioned! Yay! Your name being mentioned is your 'virtual cookie'. For those of you who were hoping for more cookieish cookies, sorry. You guys can have the word if you want. COOKIE. There. And for my anonymous reviewer Kaira, who asked for chocolate chip: CHOCOLATE CHIP COOKIE FOR KAIRA AND NO ONE ELSE. DO NOT TOUCH, UNLESS YOU ARE KAIRA. Now that I have skillfully mentioned Kaira, I shall use her idea. Uo-Chan and Hana-Chan have to sing the song 'Us Against The World' by Play.
Hana and uo: wait. Why do we have to sing? Sumi told us we were exempt from singing.
Sumi: hell, I'm not in charge here. And anyway, don't you want to avoid kisses?
Hana: ah. you are threatening us. I have already discovered that my powers have been disabled here, so I am afraid I will have to agree to your foolish demands.
Uo: you took my pipe and control my limbs. I give up.
Hana and uo: (singing)
There is no one else I can say this to
And there is nothing better than to talk to you
If you have a problem I'll be here for you
'Cause girl you always know that
Its Us Against The World
(singing a-singing, blah blah blah.)
Me: ok, uo is free now.
Uo: huh? Why just me?
Sumi: because one of our wonderful readers, the fabulous Cathy-the reader, suggested, among other things, that Hanajima kiss kyou, and…well…..
Me: we think she's one of the most intelligent people on thhe planet. So we're gonna do just that. Hanajima, you don't even get the option of singing.
Sumi: nope. Kiss Kyou.
Hanajima: I still understand what you are saying. Resistance….
Sumi: yes. Resistance. Is.
Me: Futile.
Hanajima: kyou, my advice is to give in before they devise something worse.
Kyou: gah, no! anything is better than kissing that pyschic freak. ANYTHING!
Me and sumi: anything?
Kyou: yes!
Me and sumi: anything?
Kyou: ah….yeah?
Me and sumi: Anything…Kyou-Kun? Anything?
Kyou: maybe.
Me: very well. Instead of hana, you must kiss……
Me and sumi: (begin to speak)---
Haru: hold on.
Me: what?
Haru: do you have to talk at the same time like that?
Me: noooooo…..i guess not.
Haru: kay. Then just pick one of you to say it.
Me: well, it should be me. I'm running this thing.
Sumi: actually, I should. I invented this thing. I pwn you.
Me: do not! I thought of the person first.
Sumi: no you didn't! I did!
Me: there's no way to proove that!
Sumi: than there's no way to prove YOU thought of it first either!
Kyou: ok! Ok! OK! I'll kiss the wave girl, just SHUT UP!
Me and sumi: kay!!!!
(hana and kyou kiss)
Me: good kitty.
Kyou: WHAT DID YOU JUST SAY??????
Me: noooooothing……..kitty.
Kyou: see, you just said it again!
Me: what? I didn't say anything.
Kyou: (growls)
Me: oh yeah, real scary kyou. (huggles haru to death)
Haru: help..gah..she's……choking..cho….choking…me…uh..
Kyou: sorry, haru, can't help ya. Bye!
Sumi: er….kagura? we should get going, I kinda doubt this is interesting.
Me: oh, right. (releases haru) we're gonna do the two suggestions for the llama song. The first we got from Cathy-the reader, the one who made kyou and hana kiss. She also suggested that we have either momiji or hiro sing it. We've decided to combine those two in with Rae-Anime-Neko's suggestion that we have rin sing it, "because she's closest to the llama" so yeah….
Sumi: hiro, momiji, and rin all have to sing the llama song.
Rin: huh? (incredulous and pissed off look)
Hiro: WHAT!? I'm not doing something as stupid as that!!!!
Momiji: ooookkkkk!!!!!!!! Oh, and if Rae-Anime-Neko wanted to come into this fanfic I would marry her!!!! (happy little bunny smile at Rae-Anime-Neko)
Sumi: wait a sec…
Me: can't go yet. Must sing.
Momiji: YAY!!!
Hiro: grrrrr….
Rin: ……..No.
Sumi: ok….
Me: who do you guys feel like kissing????
Momiji: huh? I thought we were singing???? o.0
Hiro: fine. I'll sing the damn song.
Rin: ugh. Fine.
Me and sumi: yay!!!
Hiro and rin sulkily, and momiji overenthusiastically:
Here's
a llama
There's a llama
And another little llama
Fuzzy
llama
Funny llama
Llama llama
Duck
Llama
llama
Cheesecake
Llama
Tablet
Brick
Potato
Llama
Llama
llama
Mushroom
Llama
Llama llama
Duck
I
was once a treehouse
I lived in a cake
But I never saw the
way
The orange slayed the rake
I was only three years dead
But
it told a tale
And now listen, little child
To the safety rail
Did
you ever see a llama
Kiss a llama
On the llama
Llama's
llama
Tastes of llama
Llama llama
Duck
Half
a llama
Twice the llama
not a llama
Farmer
Llama
Llama
in a car
Alarm a llama
Llama
Duck
Is
THIS how it's told now?
Is it all so old?
Is it made of lemon
juice?
Doorknob
Ankle
Cold
Now my song is getting
thin
I've run out of luck
Time for me to retire now
And
become a duck
(A/N I know I usually onluy include a little, but this is just so absurd I had to put the whole thing so people who haven't heard the song will get the idea of how much hiro and rin despise singing it. Oh, and they are probably scowling as they sing. Heehee.)
Momiji: yay! Rae-Anime-Neko?
Rae-Anime-Neko: yes?
Momiji: let's go!
(Rae-Anime-Neko and momiji run off and vanish)
Sumi: er….did we say he could go?
Me: this is the reviewer chapter. He'll be back next chappie.
Sumi: oh. Ok!
Me: sumi, check the list and see what's next.
Sumi: ok, next we have another idea from Cathy-the reader. This one is for Hatori. Hatori has to sing a song called 'he loves you not' by Dream. (laughter) yeah. Ok, hatori-kun?
Hatori: oh my god. I hate you evil girls. Kagura, sumi, I think you guys might be a little bit pyscho. I refuse to sing.
Sumi: you have to. We say so.
Me: ahem. 'and then hatori sang 'he loves you not' by Dream'. Un-ahem.
Hatori: (struggling against the power of the author-magic.) but it's a GIRL'S song!!!
Me and sumi: we don't care! We think Cathy-the reader didn't actually mean for you to sing it, but she gave us this evil idea, and we went with it. (evil laughter)
Haru: wow. That was really long to say the exact same thing.
Me and sumi: we know. We're stuck in synced-up mode. Now hatori, sing!
Hatori: NOOOOO!!!!!! (begins singing with his now miraculously girly voice due to the power of what I am now typing! Muahahahaha!)
He loves me, He loves
you not.
He loves me, He loves me not.
He loves me, He loves
YOU not.
HE LOVES YOU NOT.
NOOOOO!!!! HA! I resisted your evil magic! Haha! Ha! Hahaha! (insane laughter)
Me and Sumi: uh oh. He broke his brain trying to resist. That's bad.
Hatori: can't sleep. Clowns will eat me. (curls into fetal position and twitches)
Me and sumi: heavens. Looks like it was pretty bad.
Haru: are you guys still stuck?
Me and sumi: yep. We have to talk like this until the next chapter.
Kyou: WHAT!?
Me and sumi: yep. Basically we've become one mouth. We're like Memi.
Me and sumi: hey, I actually kinda like that.
Haru: you do?
Memi: yep. See, we're Memi now.
Kyou yuki and haru: oh god. They're even crazier than HIM!
HIM(a.k.a. Hatori): cLoWNs…..(rocks back and forth)
Memi: er…I don't think any sane person is as crazy as that.
Haru: did you just refer to yourself as SANE?
Memi: yes. I am sane.
Haru: but you just said 'I am sane.'
Memi: uh..i am.
Haru: keyword: I. YOU SPOKE AS IF THERE WAS ONE OF YOU!!!
Memi: there is only one. I am Memi.
Haru: oh god they really are cuckoo. We must end it here! CUT!
(fizz, crackle, lights go out)
This is my breaker thinger. What? I'm lazy.
A/N: ok, this is a weird chapter. And I am aware I left out a suggestion. That's because I lurvles it and I want to use it later. Now, you may be thinking 'didn't she leave and two?' and that is where you'd be wrong. Hehehehehehehehehehe.
This is my breaker thinger. What? I'm lazy.
(fizz, crackle, lights go on)
Memi: haru, you can't just decidxe it's over. We have a suggestion left. For momiji. It's Rae-Anime-Neko's suggestion, so she's going to bring him back to sing.
Momiji: hallo!!!! I'm here to sing the bunny hop!
Memi: yep. Ok, he's all willing and happy, so just sing it.
Momiji: ok! Here it goes!
Wait…where are my lyrics?
Memi: oh, right. We couldn't find them. So instead, you must sing..er.
Momiji????
Memi: can't think of anything. So you have to kiss kisa.
Momiji: ok!
Kisa: erm….
Memi: (cough)punishment(coughcough)
Kisa: ok.
Hiro: (belatedly) WHAT!?!?!?!?!?
Memi: oh, shut up, hiro.
Momiji: yay! I lurvles kisa-chan! Sehr hubsch! (translation: you're so cute. Got this from the manga. he says this to tohru when he first meets her)
(momiji and kisa kiss. For you peoples who think she's too young for him, he's like 15 and she's like 12 or 13, so it's all good. )
Hiro: grrrrrrrrrrrrr(gets hugged by Memi)baaaaaaaaa……
(momiji huggles kisa and then gets dragged away by Rae-Anime-Neko)
Memi: um, I guess that's it. Bye! We'll see you
Monster: muahahahahaha! I demand more food-I mean reviews! Or I will eat this fanfic!
Memi: oh no! save us from the monster! Review review review! We're begging you!
Zodiacs and stuff: aaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
THE END………..FOR NOW. (evil laughter as Memi plots Things)