Oh no!!! I am SO sorry! I have had the worst writer's block EVER! Thank all of you people for waiting so long. This chapter is dedicated to all of my reviewers, ReallyCoolandHotDork, Rae-Anime-Neko, Ulrich's Hot Girlfriend, Stopthepress28, Pure Shikon, Kaira(anon.), Cathy-the reader, elfmaiden93(anon.), Sumiko(anon.), and iwufdogs. I think that was everyone. Thank you all! I can't believe my first story ever got sixteen reviews! I will try to write alot faster now. Ok, here is chapter FIVE! w00t!
Disclaimer: I don't own these characters, and I don't own the somgs. I've said this before, and it is now REALLY BORING!!!!
Memi: hello!! Welcome back to The Fruits Basket Singing Game!
Haru: I thought you guys were going to stop doing that now…
Memi: well, it really is easier to type Memi than Me and Sumi, so..
Kyou: ugh. You mean we have to put up with that?
Memi: yep. But I think next chapter we might just go with separate. Who knows?
Yuki: if this is a new chapter, why is Hatori stil crazy and Momiji still gone?
Memi: cause I felt like it. Momiji'll be back later this chapter, but I'm actually kind of intigued by hatori's distinct insanity..
Hatori: ah!!! a horrible monster with pink puffballs all over it!!
Memi: huh. Looks like he's sane after all.
Monster: muahahaha! I have eaten-grr, read. I have READ all of your reviews, and there are not enough! I shall not allow this chapter to continue! Muahahahaha!
Me(ka-gu-ra): oh no! Sumi, Tohru, Kisa, Rin, get ready to fight!
Sumi: fluffy flower glitter transformation!
Tohru: magic swirl cat transformation!
Kisa: dance twirl kaliedo transformation!
Rin: why the hell am I doing this? Transformation!
Me: Isuzu! We gave you lines!
Rin: it's not like the whole happy banana poof transformation actually wor-
Me: hahaha! Anyway, Sparkle Power Team, GO!
Monster: muahahaha! You shall never defeat me!
Me: yes we will! In the name of fanfiction, you shall be defeated! We will get you for your evil deeds, Puffycon! Sparkle Power Team, attack!
Puffycon: muahahah! You shall never defeat me!
Kisa: Sparkle Tiger Fire Glitter Attack!
Rin: Sparkle Horse Dark Magic Attack!
Tohru: Sparkle Tohru Smile Swirl Attack!
Sumi: Sparkle Ink Glowing Metal Attack!
Me: Sparkle Leader Pink Beam Attack!
Sparkle Power Team: Sparkle Powers, ACTIVATE!!
(huge explosion of colorful poofs and glitter and stars and pink things)
Monster: ow! Ow! You stupid Sparkle Power Team girls got glitter in my eyes! Ow!
Me: yes! Another vicious monster defeated through teamwork! Yay!
Monster: owow! I need to go home and get this out of my eyes! Ow!! I'm leaving!
(exit monster, stage right)
Rin: ugh, I cannot believe you made me do that. I'm disgusted.
Kisa: I thought it was fun…I think. Did I think it was fun, tohru?
Tohru: I did! Did you?
Kisa: um..yeah.
Me: heheheh. Getting glitter in monster's eyes is fun.
Sumi: what an interesting experience. No one at home is going to believ me when I tell them this story. No one.
Me: no, probably not. It's too weird. Not only are you talking with and torturing people out of a manga, but you've also become a 'Magical Girl'. Too weird.
Sumi: yeah. I never thought, when I started this, that anything this strange would happen.
Me: me neither.
Sumi: you know something?
Me: huh?
Sumi: we're the only one's talking.
Me: huh. I wonder why. The others are still here.
Sumi: what are they doing in the corner over there?
Me: I really and truly don't know.
Sumi: perhaps something has scared them?
Me: perhaps.
Sumi: but what?
Me: could be us.
Sumi: us? Noooo…never.
Me: you're right. That's just plain silly.
Sumi: yeah. I mean, if they were scared of us they'd just leave.
Me: right!
Sumi: they problem with that excuse is that they can't leave unless you write them out.
Me: hmm..yeah. but still, scared of us? Noooooo.
Sumi: of course not!
(all peoples but kagura and sumi exit room)
Sumi: why'd you do that?
Me: I didn't! I felt I really bad author controlling my fingers.
Sumi: huh?
Me: yeah, there was this REALLY terrible author making me type that. And I mean bad!
Shigure: hey! Who are you calling a bad author!?
Me: uhhhh…..you?
Sumi: just get them all back I here kagura.
Me: ah. right.
(everyone who was here before gets sucked inside. Sumi's cousin, too.)
SC: where am i? oh, --------( edited for privacy reasons), you're here too?
Sumi: yep.
SC: where are we?
Sumi: we're in a fanfiction. I was writing it, but then Kagura took over.
SC: kagura? Like from fruits basket?
Sumi: yep. It's a fruits basket fanfic, they're all here, see? In the corner hiding.
SC: oh my god that's so cool! All the hot guys are here!!!!
Sumi: I know!!!! And kisa is so cute! Kagura's really nice and rin is awesome!
SC: wow that's so cool!!
Sumi: I know!!!! Isn't it!?!?
Me: have you noticed no one has sung anything?
Sumi: yeeeeeaaaahhhh….. welll this is just a quickie chapter. It's almost ovr anyway. Oh, but one thing just to make it seem more singing-game-like.
SC: huh?
Sumi: nothing. Anyway, HATSUHARU!
Haru: errrr……aaahhhh…uummmmm…..
Sumi: sing 'Kissy Kissy' or suffer the consequences!
Haru: (dead) consequences please.
Sumi: very well. Kagura, (whispery).
Me: ok. Haru, sing it or you have to kiss Sumi.
Haru: huh?
Sumi: muahahahahahahaha! Pleeeeeaaaase?
Haru: evil laugh's aren't very cute.
Sumi: pleeeeeaaaase?
Haru: ah…um…
Me: (singing quietly) kissy kissy, makes me happy, honey, honey…(humming)
Haru: ok!
(haru and sumi kiss)
(sumi dies from love)
Me: well, I guess that means this, as well as Sumi's other series 'Fruits Of Insanity' are over for a bit. See you when she's alived again! Bye!
Everyone still alive: thank god. Bye!
Akito: would you please think before you speak? THAT WORD freaks me out.
Me: right.
Everyone still alive: bye!
AN: ok, that's the end for a while. I won't have time to write much. Sowwy to the people who liked it!