Note: this was written on february 21st. but then my laptop cord went screwy and I couldn't write anything. No power. :'(

Disclaimer: If I owned fruits basket, there would be at least one serious yaoi couple. But alas, no. I also do not own anything else you might recognize, except me. Unless you don't recognize me. Then I still own me, even if I am unrecognizable. But if I were unrecognizable I wouldn't need to be disclaimered. Gah! My head!

This is the Fruits Basket Singing Game chapter seven! And guess what? That whole judging thing has been canceled/postponed, cause our peoples from Kare Kano got a bit busy and couldn't come. Sorry! So this chapter will be the Fruits Basket characters performing songs from the musical 'Avenue Q'. The songs being performed will be:

'It Sucks To Be Me', where eeeeev-erybody has to sing.

'If You Were Gay', an all-time favorite in the AMV industry.

'There Is Life Outside Your Apartment', something I myself did an AMV to, it's on YouTube. AND:

'Schadenfreude', which is just plain cool. :)

Me: OK, here's the plan. Today we'll be doing a very short fanfiction where we all have to sing three Avenue Q songs. Then we will have to stop and help Sumi with her two week roadtrip, which, I might add, is making it difficult for her to get on the internet.

Sumi: Yeah. I 'll try to get on as often as possible, but it will be hard in the desert, so don't expect frequent updates. Just this one during the trip, and then it's my birthday, and I'm having this HUGE TOTALLY AWESOME PARTY at a spa thing and then a fancy hotel for a night. So that will get in the way. But after that I should be free to update as soon as I finish writing chapters. And by the way, The Fruits Basket Singing Game will be no more. I am changing the name to 'The Taming Of The Fruits' 'Sumi's Excellent Adventure' or 'Everything You Ever Wanted To Torture The Sohmas With In Your Fanfic But Were Too Afraid Of Fangirls To Actually Do, a.k.a. Sumi's Torture Chamber'. You reviewers can decide for me. If you want it to stay the same, I could do that, too. Or you could give me a completely different name.

Rin: …I don't WANT to sing Avenue Q songs, and the rest I don't care about.

Kisa: Um, Kagura, I was wondering if, well, I could, um, not sing?

Me: Oooooooooh, you're so cute! Of course!

Everyone else: WHAT?!?!? Why is she exempt from singing all of a sudden?

Me: Because, there's not that much for girls to sing anyway and there are plenty of other girls to sing them. Anyway, the casting is below:

Kate-Monster: Tohru

Princeton: Yuki

Rod: Ritsu

Nicky: Ayame

Brian: Shigure

Christmas Eve: Akito

Trekkie-Monster: Kyo

Gary Coleman: Hatsuharu

Lucy: Motoko

Sumi: It kinda sucks, but it was difficult to cast people. So yeah, here it goes.

(insert it sucks to be me lyrix here)

Akito: Why did I have to be a freaking girl? Why did I have to freaking be in the freaking thing?

Sumi: Shut up. You go die! You go burn in hell!

(Akito dies and burns in hell)

Me: Hahahahahhahahaha!

(everyone looks at Akii burning in hell(there is a window downward)and stare)

Sumi: On with the show!

Me: Yes, indeed.

(insert if you were gay lyrix here)

Ayame: Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha! Didn't I sing splendidly?

Sumi: Hai, oniisan! You did!

Ritsu: I'M SORRY, I'M SORRY, I'M SURE MY PERFORMANCE WAS MEDIOCRE AT BEST AND I'M SORRY! I SHOULD BE PUNISHED! AKITO SHOULD SMITE ME! I SHOULD BE SMOTE! I SHOULD BE SMITED! I SHOULD BE SMITTEN!

Shigure: Poke! (pokes Ritsu's side)

Ritsu: aaahhh..(shlumps)

Me: Alright, we're gonna do the other two next time, or the time after that, or…

Sumi: Eventually.

Me: Right… so yeah. Cause right now we have to get off the computer, so we can't type what we're saying anymore. We have to get out of the car for some food.

Laterish…….

Sumi: I spy something…….green.

Haru: The trees out the window?

Sumi: Yep.

Haru: I spy something grey.

Kisa: The inside of the car?

Haru: No.

Hatori: The outside of the car?

Haru: No.

Sumi's sister MJ: The tip of Sumi's pencil?

Haru: Yeah.

MJ: I spy something lello.

Me: Lello?

Sumi: Yellow in disguise.

Me: Riiiiight. Um…my piece of cheese?

MJ: No, that's more orange.

Hiro: Kisa's shirt?

MJ: No.

Tohru: Your mom's scarf?

MJ: Yeah.

Tohru: Oh, uh…I spy something blue.

Sumi: My jeans?

Tohru: Er, um, yes.

Sumi: I spy something crunchy.

Haru: How in the world do you spy something crunchy?

Sumi: I just do, OK?

Haru: OK, OK.

Me: Haru!

Haru: Gack!

Me: (pounces Haru) Is it the doritos?

Sumi: Yep.

Sumi's mom: Sorry to interupt your game, but can we have quiet for a bit?

Me: Yeah, sure.

Laterishier…..

Kisa: There! On that red car's license plate! It's an L!

Sumi: Oh look, we're coming into a town. Reedsport. No M.

Momiji: There's one! Look! 'Momiji Teriyaki'! There's an M in Momiji!

Me: Oh, that's cool! Momiji has his own Teriyaki shop!

Latererishery………..

MJ: X…x….x is the hardest one to find. Oh there! eXtinguisher!

Rin: That white truck has a Y in the license plate. The white one.

Haru: Rin! You're playing!

Rin: No I'm not. I just saw it and figured you morons would be too stupid to see it.

Haru: O…K….Whatever. I don't love you anymore.

Rin: Hey! I said that first!

Haru: But I thought of it first!

Rin: No you didn't! I did!

Haru: Oh yes I did! You didn't even mean it!

Rin: Did, too!

Haru: Did not!

Rin: Did, too! Laaalalala! (puts fingers in ears)

Haru: You didn't mean-

Rin: I'm not listening! Lalala!

Sumi: AGH!

Latererisherierish than before…..

Kyou: Ha! Z! Ha!

Sumi: OK…so what do we do now?

Me: Whatever. I'm sleeping.

Kyou: I'm listening to music.

Sumi: I'm gonna sleep, too…

(Yuki and Machi have vanished, probably to the back of the van, which Sumi has designated 'The Kissing Spot')

(everyone else is being just plain boring.)

THE END….UNTIL WE WAKE UP.