Note: this was also written on the 21st. but again, no power. Or internet connection.
Disclaimer: I own my horrible cough, my horrible laptop, and my horrible fanfic. That's about it.
Hahaha! Yes! I, sumi, have blessed you with yet another rot-your-brains-out fanfic! Don't you feel lucky! Right…
Kyou: INVISIBLE SLUGBUG!(punches yuki)
Yuki: THERE'S NO SUCH THING!(sticks out tongue)
Kyou: THERE IS! YOU JUST CAN'T SEE THEM! WANNA KNOW WHY?
Yuki: why?
Kyou: CAUSE THEY'RE INVISIBLE!!!!!!(punches yuki again)
Yuki: OW! DIE!(punches kyou)
Kyou: OW!(slaps yuki)
Yuki: OW! (cries)
(kyou and yuki catfight. With the double slapping each other's hands and looking away thing)
Tohru: um! Please stop!
Hatori: don't make me stop this car!!
Kyou: oh, we're so terribly sorry. NOT!
Hatori: kyou, shut up!
Ayame: hahaha! You obviously need to deal with them, so you could let me drive for a bit.
Hatori: no.
Ayame: I assure you I would drive with great confidence.
Hatori: I was afraid of that. I'm driving.
Shigure: I could drive ha'ri!
Hatori: I don't think you even know how to drive without going 100 miles an hour.
Shigure: the car could do that!
Hatori: no.you are NOT driving this car, end of discussion.
Laterer…………..
Yuki: (pokes kyou)
Kyou: (pokes yuki)
Yuki: Hatori, Kyou is poking me!
Kyou: you poked me first!
Yuki: did not!
Kyou: did too!
Yuki: did not!
Kyou: did too!
Tohru: (pokes Sumi)
Sumi: (pokes Tohru)
Me: (pokes Sumi)
Tohru: (pokes Kyou)
Kyou: (pokes Yuki)
Yuki: (pokes Kagura)
Me: (pokes Yuki)
Momiji: uh….
Other people squidged on the floor: can we stop at subway?
Hatori: yeah, sure. Let's go. (stops car at subway)
(peepsles goes in)
Counter girl: (stares at boys) hi..uh…how may I help you?
Hatori: tohru?
Tohru: ah, um, I'd like a six inch sub on, um…italian bread..with some..uh..roast beef…and lettuce….i think.
Counter: ok…
Hatori: yuki?
Kyou: why does he get to go first?!? I wanted to go first!
Tohru: I'm so sorry kyou-kun, I should have asked if someone wanted to go before me!
Yuki: I want a six inch sub on italian bread with cheese. Lots of cheese.
Counter girl: uh…just cheese?
Yuki: and add a little bit of turkey.
Counter girl: ok..i'll do that.
Hatori: kyou? You were all desperate to order, what do you want?
Kyou: turkey, and chicken, and roast beef, and tuna, and salmon, and..what other meat have ya got? Well, whatever you have. Just no leeks! Absolutely no leeks!
Counter: we don't…have leeks.
Kyou: good! They're poisonous to humans.
Sumi: I agree!
Yuki: ignore him. he just doesn't like them.
CG: ahhh…right. Tons of meat, no leeks. Coming right up.
Hatori: shigure?
Shigure: hello, miss. Are you in high school?
CG: um..yes?
Shigure: well, that's just fantastic!
CG: um..right. what do you want?
Shigure: what do I want? Why, I would like-
Hatori: ignore him. he's a moron. He wants a cookie. Leave it at that.
CG: right. Ok. (is completely confused)
Hatori: kagura, stop typing for a second and order.
Me: ok.
Hatori: kagura? Stop typing and answer me.
Me: I said ok! Oh wait, I didn't. I'm not saying any of this. I'm just typing it.
Hatori: kagura!
Me: I want a six inch sub with turkey, lettuce, and tomato. And haru.
Haru: huh?
Me: nothing….(whistles innocently)
Haru: (falls for it)
CG: turkey, lettuce, tomato, and haru. Right.(grabs haru and magically shrinks him to fit in the bag they put your sandwich in.)
Haru: ah! but now I can't order.
Hatori: say it from in there.
Haru: vegetables! Lots of them! Hold the bread!
CG: uh….like a salad?
Haru: ah. right. That.
CG: right. Salad.
Hatori: ok, after haru's brief moment of stupidity, it's Ayaa's turn.
Ayame: ha ha ha ha ha! I shall order with great confidence!
Hatori: (grabs Ayaa) just. Order. The. Gorram(see AN). Food.
Ayame: kaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay! I want a meatball sub! Six inch! On ITALIAN BREAD!!!!
CG: uh….cheese?
Ayame: PROVALONE please! With JALAPENOS!
CG: uh…ok. Coming right up.
Hatori: sit down, ayame. Kisa, your turn.
Kisa: um, I'd like a six inch sub, italian bread, with turkey and swiss cheese. And some mayonaise.
CG: aaaw. You're really cute. Want a free cookie?
Kisa: um…yes, please.
CG: aaawww. Ok.
Hatori: hiro.
Hiro: I'm….uh…not hungry.
Hatori: hiro, you need to eat. Is there anything you want?
Hiro: err, not-
Momiji: how about Kisa? You loooooove her don'tcha?
Hiro: what?!?!?!? I do not!
Kisa: oh, um…
Hiro: ack! No, I didn't mean that! I mean..agh! I have no idea!
Momiji: hiro and kisa, sittin' in a tree, K-I-S-S-I-N-G!
Hiro: WRONG!!!
Momiji: heehee. Hiro, say 'I less than three Kisa'. Say it!
Hiro: NO!!!
Hatori: agh, just shut the hell up! Ritsu, what do you want?
Ritsu: um, I want-AGH! OH NO! I DIDN'T MEAN TO THINK ONLY OF MYSELF! I DON'T WANT TO PRESSURE YOU INTO GETTING ME WHAT I WANT! AHHH! NOOOO! I MUSTN'T WANT ANYTHING AT ALL! AAAGHH!!
Hatori: (pokes. Ritsu: swumph) rin. You. Now.
Rin: I can't eat. I'll throw up again.
Hatori: (long-suffering sigh) fine, fine. Nobody eats anymore. Kureno?
Kureno: …
Hatori: AGH!!! Akito, order something! RIGHT NOW!
Akito: I'm too sick.
Hatori: (strangles akito) ORDER!!!!
Akito: (ish choke-ed) uck..i..gluh..want….fish..ackle..
Hatori: (releases akito.)O good. Much better. Fish. Whatever kind.
CG: (comes up from behind counter) got it. Fish. Salmon work?
Hatori: that will be just fine thank you.
CG: right. I'll get right on that.
A bit latererishery…
CG: ok, here's your stuff. Bye.
Haru: can I be unshrunken yet?
CG: oh yeah. You. No, she ordered you, so you're in the bag until she takes you out. Sorry.
Me: yay!
Hatori: can we go yet?
Sumi: no. MJ, mom, and I have to order.
Hatori: ugh. Fine.
Sumi: meatball sub. Six inch. Provalone cheese. Chocolate chip cookie.
MJ: tuna with onions. Italian bread.
Sumi's mom: italian six inch, roast beef, provalone, onions, black olives, lettuce, tomato, mustard, and mayonaise. That's it.
CG: um, k. hang on.
Teeny bit laterery…..
CG: there. Finally. Go. Your buisness here is done. Goodbye!
(everyone leaves.)
