Note: this was also written on the 21st. but again, no power. Or internet connection.

Disclaimer: I own my horrible cough, my horrible laptop, and my horrible fanfic. That's about it.

Hahaha! Yes! I, sumi, have blessed you with yet another rot-your-brains-out fanfic! Don't you feel lucky! Right…

Kyou: INVISIBLE SLUGBUG!(punches yuki)

Yuki: THERE'S NO SUCH THING!(sticks out tongue)

Kyou: THERE IS! YOU JUST CAN'T SEE THEM! WANNA KNOW WHY?

Yuki: why?

Kyou: CAUSE THEY'RE INVISIBLE!!!!!!(punches yuki again)

Yuki: OW! DIE!(punches kyou)

Kyou: OW!(slaps yuki)

Yuki: OW! (cries)

(kyou and yuki catfight. With the double slapping each other's hands and looking away thing)

Tohru: um! Please stop!

Hatori: don't make me stop this car!!

Kyou: oh, we're so terribly sorry. NOT!

Hatori: kyou, shut up!

Ayame: hahaha! You obviously need to deal with them, so you could let me drive for a bit.

Hatori: no.

Ayame: I assure you I would drive with great confidence.

Hatori: I was afraid of that. I'm driving.

Shigure: I could drive ha'ri!

Hatori: I don't think you even know how to drive without going 100 miles an hour.

Shigure: the car could do that!

Hatori: no.you are NOT driving this car, end of discussion.

Laterer…………..

Yuki: (pokes kyou)

Kyou: (pokes yuki)

Yuki: Hatori, Kyou is poking me!

Kyou: you poked me first!

Yuki: did not!

Kyou: did too!

Yuki: did not!

Kyou: did too!

Tohru: (pokes Sumi)

Sumi: (pokes Tohru)

Me: (pokes Sumi)

Tohru: (pokes Kyou)

Kyou: (pokes Yuki)

Yuki: (pokes Kagura)

Me: (pokes Yuki)

Momiji: uh….

Other people squidged on the floor: can we stop at subway?

Hatori: yeah, sure. Let's go. (stops car at subway)

(peepsles goes in)

Counter girl: (stares at boys) hi..uh…how may I help you?

Hatori: tohru?

Tohru: ah, um, I'd like a six inch sub on, um…italian bread..with some..uh..roast beef…and lettuce….i think.

Counter: ok…

Hatori: yuki?

Kyou: why does he get to go first?!? I wanted to go first!

Tohru: I'm so sorry kyou-kun, I should have asked if someone wanted to go before me!

Yuki: I want a six inch sub on italian bread with cheese. Lots of cheese.

Counter girl: uh…just cheese?

Yuki: and add a little bit of turkey.

Counter girl: ok..i'll do that.

Hatori: kyou? You were all desperate to order, what do you want?

Kyou: turkey, and chicken, and roast beef, and tuna, and salmon, and..what other meat have ya got? Well, whatever you have. Just no leeks! Absolutely no leeks!

Counter: we don't…have leeks.

Kyou: good! They're poisonous to humans.

Sumi: I agree!

Yuki: ignore him. he just doesn't like them.

CG: ahhh…right. Tons of meat, no leeks. Coming right up.

Hatori: shigure?

Shigure: hello, miss. Are you in high school?

CG: um..yes?

Shigure: well, that's just fantastic!

CG: um..right. what do you want?

Shigure: what do I want? Why, I would like-

Hatori: ignore him. he's a moron. He wants a cookie. Leave it at that.

CG: right. Ok. (is completely confused)

Hatori: kagura, stop typing for a second and order.

Me: ok.

Hatori: kagura? Stop typing and answer me.

Me: I said ok! Oh wait, I didn't. I'm not saying any of this. I'm just typing it.

Hatori: kagura!

Me: I want a six inch sub with turkey, lettuce, and tomato. And haru.

Haru: huh?

Me: nothing….(whistles innocently)

Haru: (falls for it)

CG: turkey, lettuce, tomato, and haru. Right.(grabs haru and magically shrinks him to fit in the bag they put your sandwich in.)

Haru: ah! but now I can't order.

Hatori: say it from in there.

Haru: vegetables! Lots of them! Hold the bread!

CG: uh….like a salad?

Haru: ah. right. That.

CG: right. Salad.

Hatori: ok, after haru's brief moment of stupidity, it's Ayaa's turn.

Ayame: ha ha ha ha ha! I shall order with great confidence!

Hatori: (grabs Ayaa) just. Order. The. Gorram(see AN). Food.

Ayame: kaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay! I want a meatball sub! Six inch! On ITALIAN BREAD!!!!

CG: uh….cheese?

Ayame: PROVALONE please! With JALAPENOS!

CG: uh…ok. Coming right up.

Hatori: sit down, ayame. Kisa, your turn.

Kisa: um, I'd like a six inch sub, italian bread, with turkey and swiss cheese. And some mayonaise.

CG: aaaw. You're really cute. Want a free cookie?

Kisa: um…yes, please.

CG: aaawww. Ok.

Hatori: hiro.

Hiro: I'm….uh…not hungry.

Hatori: hiro, you need to eat. Is there anything you want?

Hiro: err, not-

Momiji: how about Kisa? You loooooove her don'tcha?

Hiro: what?!?!?!? I do not!

Kisa: oh, um…

Hiro: ack! No, I didn't mean that! I mean..agh! I have no idea!

Momiji: hiro and kisa, sittin' in a tree, K-I-S-S-I-N-G!

Hiro: WRONG!!!

Momiji: heehee. Hiro, say 'I less than three Kisa'. Say it!

Hiro: NO!!!

Hatori: agh, just shut the hell up! Ritsu, what do you want?

Ritsu: um, I want-AGH! OH NO! I DIDN'T MEAN TO THINK ONLY OF MYSELF! I DON'T WANT TO PRESSURE YOU INTO GETTING ME WHAT I WANT! AHHH! NOOOO! I MUSTN'T WANT ANYTHING AT ALL! AAAGHH!!

Hatori: (pokes. Ritsu: swumph) rin. You. Now.

Rin: I can't eat. I'll throw up again.

Hatori: (long-suffering sigh) fine, fine. Nobody eats anymore. Kureno?

Kureno: …

Hatori: AGH!!! Akito, order something! RIGHT NOW!

Akito: I'm too sick.

Hatori: (strangles akito) ORDER!!!!

Akito: (ish choke-ed) uck..i..gluh..want….fish..ackle..

Hatori: (releases akito.)O good. Much better. Fish. Whatever kind.

CG: (comes up from behind counter) got it. Fish. Salmon work?

Hatori: that will be just fine thank you.

CG: right. I'll get right on that.

A bit latererishery…

CG: ok, here's your stuff. Bye.

Haru: can I be unshrunken yet?

CG: oh yeah. You. No, she ordered you, so you're in the bag until she takes you out. Sorry.

Me: yay!

Hatori: can we go yet?

Sumi: no. MJ, mom, and I have to order.

Hatori: ugh. Fine.

Sumi: meatball sub. Six inch. Provalone cheese. Chocolate chip cookie.

MJ: tuna with onions. Italian bread.

Sumi's mom: italian six inch, roast beef, provalone, onions, black olives, lettuce, tomato, mustard, and mayonaise. That's it.

CG: um, k. hang on.

Teeny bit laterery…..

CG: there. Finally. Go. Your buisness here is done. Goodbye!

(everyone leaves.)