Note: this was written on february the 27th. Got power now, but still no internet.
Disclaimer: something that announces that no, I do not own anything. Not even a stupid little internet connection. Agh!!! I hate my laptop!
This is chapter nine of the fruis basket singing game. In the time between our subway stop and this chapter, a few important things have happened. Sumi will give you a quick summary of what has happened between February 21st and February 27th.
Sumi: ok. After the subway stop we drove. Kyou was put into a coma by yuki in the car, but hopefully that won't last long. On the 24th we stopped at a state park called Joshua Tree, and then we found out the power in our tent trailer was shot to shit, so we had no lights and no heat. That night Akito, so recently rescued from hell, died due to the cold. We had a proper funeral on the 25th, then we packed up and drove away in the hopes that no one else would die. On the 26th we arrived at my mom's dad's house, where he lives with his wife, who is not my grandmother. We are all staying here right now as I speak. That's about it. Oh, and we went to seaport village, and at the gallery there I saw paintings done by a 51 year old chinese woman named Jia Lu, and they were extremely beautiful. We also got fudge. Yum. And before that, we went to that place here. There's like a car museum, and an aerospace museum, which were both cool. And-
Me: sumi, that's good enough. We kinda get the point.
Sumi: oh. Okay!
Me: anyway, what you needed to know is that Kyou is in a coma, and Akito is dead. And now the laptop has power, but no internet.
Momiji: right! That's right! (does a happy dance)
Memi: why are you happy!?!? That's terrible!
Momiji: huh? Oh, I'm not happy about no internet. I'm just happy in general! I like sumi's grandparents! And their dog! And their house! And this city! It's so nice!
Kisa: um, ah, what is this….city, um, called?
Sumi: this one? San Diego, California, USA.
Kyou: I like it here too.
Yuki: ack! Weren't you in a coma?
Kyou: no. I was faking to make you feel guilty.
Yuki: I'm so glad you're ok! (hugs kyou)
Kyou: ack!!!!! (pats yuki gently on the back) ooook, you can…ah…let go now.
Yuki: (releases kyou)
Kyou: (vaguely frightened by this show of emotion)
Sumi: aaaaaaawwwww, that was soooo kawaii! Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha! Yes, I was moved by such a TOUCHING scene!
Ayame: ha ha ha ha ha ha ha! Yes, I was ALSO moved by this TOUCHING scene!
Sumi: ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!
Ayame: ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!
Yuki: agh! Now he has a female clone!
Ayasumi: HA HA HA HA HA HA HA! HA HA HA HA HA HA HA!
Yuki: aaaaaaaagggggghhhhhhhhh!!! (runs and hides)
Me: oh no! I'm running out of power! Nooooo! The cord! It isn't working!
Everyone: nooooooooooooooo-
(power dies)
(sumi's grandpa gets a replacement power cord and she turns the power on)
Me: ok, we're back. Sorry about that.
Shigure: (yawns) is there a high school around here anywhere???
Sumi: shut up, baka-ka hentai!(see AN)
Shigure: ouch. That HURT my HEART sumi, my little housewife.
Sumi: I'm not your housewife!
Shigure: ha'ri! Sumi's being mean to me!
Hatori: shut up. She's right.
Shigure: wwwwwaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhh!!
Haru: sumi…kagura…sumi…kagura…sumi…kagura…
Me: what are you talking about?
Sumi: yeah, what's up?
Haru: I'm trying to decide which of you I like better.
Me: well, it's kind of obvious.
Sumi: yeah. VERY obvious.
Memi: ME!
Me: no, ME!
Sumi: no, he loves ME!
Haru: (cries) I can't deciiiiiiiide!
Me: mind sharing?
Sumi: not really.
Haru: yay!!!!!!!
Me: yeah, plus, we
Sumi: become like
Memi: one person
Me: anyway.
Sumi: so no big deal.
Haru: yay:)
Shigure: what about me?
Sumi: I don't love you.
Shigure: why?
Sumi: …..cause…..
Shigure: that's not a good reason! That's not even a reason at all!
Ayame: ha ha ha ha ha ha ha! It is because you simply do not emit an AURA OF ROMANCE!!!!!! Haru, on the other hand, apeals to girls due to his WILD side, and his KIND side, and combined with natural sohma good looks, he's irresistably romantic! Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha! You, on the other hand, have a flatly perverted personality and your looks, while incredibly handsome, simply do not APEAL to females as much as his.
Kyou: thank you for that long and extremely unneccessary explaination. Really.
Ayame: ha ha ha ha ha ha ha! I try my best.
Sumi: hai, onii-san!
Ayame: ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!
Yuki: aaaaaaaagh! He laughs too much! Someone, make it stop!!!!
Ayame: Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha! Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha! Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!
Much more later………
Momiji: one mississippi, two mississippi, three mississippi……..(and so forth)
Everyone: hide, hide! Run!
Kyou: tohru, come with me!
Tohru: (confused) ah, ok, kyou-kun!
(kyou and tohru run off to hide together)
Yuki: machi, come on!
Machi: ok.
(yuki and machi run off to hide together)
(everyone else ish running and hiding)
Momiji: forty-two mississippi, forty-three mississippi, eighty-six mississippi, ninety-three mississippi, ninety-eight mississippi, ninety-nine mississippi, one hundred mississippi!
(begins to look for people)
Momiji: haru, sumi! You guys didn't even hide!
(haru and sumi stop kissing. Evil girl.)
Sumi: sorry.
Me: stop kissing my boyfriend!
Sumi: he isn't your boyfriend, he's our boyfriend! Sharesees!(see AN)
(me and sumi go outside to fight over haru. Haru comes)
Me(shigure sohma, that is): well. I say that didn't count. Anyone who came unhidden hide again. Momiji, close your eyes. You don't need to count though. Just wait for them to hide.
(momiji closes his eyes)
(unhidden people re-hide themselves.)
Me: saaaaaaaaayyy…..i can do anything with this laptop, correct?
Sumi: YEAH!(is hit by kagura)
Me: hmmmmmm….
(many beautiful high school girls who are madly in love with shigure sohma appear. :))
Me: cool.
Fangirls: oh my god! It's shigure! I love youuuu!
(fangirls fling themselves at shigure)
Fangirls: I love yooooooouuuu!
Me: he he he…(smiles at fangirls) I love you too.
Fangirls: wwwaaaaaaaiiiiii!!!!!!!!
(control of the laptop is seized by momiji)
Shigure: hey! You're supposed to be looking for people!
Me(momiji sohma): I already found them. You were too busy with your fangirls to notice. It's ritsu's turn, but we decided it would be more fun if everyone got to do one thing on the laptop, just one thing for everybody. So you get your fangirls.
Shigure and fangirls: yes!
Me: and I get….
(the whole world goes into bright happy colors with bunny rabbits and cute animals and lovey cuteness stuffs)
Kyou: agh! The horror!
Rin: I'm meeeelltting!!!!!
Hatori: ugh.
Me(isuzu sohma): ok, this is bad, but we're gonna live. I think.
Momiji: of course you will! The world is bright and cheerful now!
Sumi's grandpa's neighbor: why the hell is my car pink!?!?
Momiji: heehee. Pink is nice!!!
SGN: hey! Did you hooligan teenagers paint my car pink?
Yuki: no sir. My clothes seem to have turned green and purple also.
Momiji: yay!
Sumi: (having tied with kagura, she has returned) I make a rule that no one can undo or alter other peoples 'wishes' as their 'wish'. So rin, no world-color altering.
Me: damn. Stupid girl.
(everyone gets an abrupt additude ajustment for the worse)
Yuki: my life sucks. My mother is a bitchy whore who hates me and tries to control me.
Momiji: I am drowning in my pain. My mother abandoned meeeee!!!! I can never speak to my cute little sister, and I barely see my father. Tohru is my only friend.
Tohru: my parents are dead. My grandfather is old and sick. My family are evil people. Kyou doesn't pay enough attention to me. Everything is horrible.
Sumi: ugh. Rin! That was sneaky.
Me: why aren't you pyscho depressed?
Sumi: I've got nothing to be psycho depressed about. I love my parents and my sister, I've got a hot semi-boyfriend, I've lead a general happy life, and I can spend as much time as I want drawing manga, which is good, because it is my raison d'etre.
Rin: that sucks.
Sumi: everything sucks for you.
Kyou: everything does suck. My mother killed herself because of me, and I don't think shishou ever really loved me. Not really. My real father hates me, and everyone rejects me. I'm an outsider, and I have no reason to live.
Tohru: that sucks. Want to kill yourself?
Kyou: sure.
Sumi: agh!!! Rin! Give me that!
Me(sumi tanaka): yeesh. Here it goes.
(every sucky terrible thing that's happened to the zodiac members and tohru goes away)
Kyoko: huh? Why am I alive?
Katsuya: I was kinda wondering that myself.
Tohru: mom! Dad! (runs and huggles them)
Yuki's mom: yun-yun! I'm sorry for all the terrible things I've ever done!
Yuki: I forgive you. (hugs his parents)
Ren: akito! You can do whatever you want! I believe your bond with the sohma's is real! I love you!
Akito: (hugs ren) I love you too!
Rin: you really suck, sumi.
Rin's mom: rin, you shouldn't say mean things to your friends. You're such a wonderful person, but if you act mean people won't like you as much.
Rin: mom?
Rin's dad: yes rin, we're terribly sorry for being so mean and abandoning you. We're so sorry! We now accept everything about you and we love you!
Rin: dad? Mom? Dad? Waaahhh!!!!!!(runs and hugs her parents, crying.) :'(
(kagura and her parents hug each other.)
(momiji's mother remembers him, and his whole family hugs.
(lotsa other stuff happens, but I don't wanna type it, so yeah. Everybody hugs)
Yuki: (poofs)
Kyou: (poof)
Shigure: (poofs)
Kagura: (poofs)
Momiji: (poofs)
Hatori: (poofs)
Haru: (poofs)
Kisa: (poofs)
Hiro: (poofs, just cause his mom wanted to hug him.)
Ritsu: (poofs)
Rin: (poofs)
Kureno: (poofs)
Tohru: ah! they've all turned into animals!
Sumi: maybe….we'd better….deal with this..yeah…………bye.