Note: this was written on March 1st. still no internet.
Disclaimer: DO NOT OWN ANYTHING! NADA!
This is chapter nine and a half! But soon, CHAPOTER TEN! Then we can start with the Rejoicing! In this chapter, we shall take a break from 'wishes' to visit the zoo. It's our last day in San Diego, so we're doing a bit of exploring.
Sumi: ok, everyone follow me!
Ticket Guy: tickets?
Sumi: (hands wad of tickets to TG)
TG: thank you.
Me(Ayame sohma): let us go examine the REPTILES!
Sumi: yes! Let's!
At the reptile house…….
Girl: whoooaa!
Boy: ug, that's NASTY!
Yuki:…I have never…seen ANYTHING…ug.
Sumi: let's go. I have pet rats, I don't want to see a snake eating one.
Yuki: right. Good.
At the twin spotted rattlesnake……..
Me: ha ha ha ha ha ha ha! Hello, my tiny brethren! How wonderful to see you!
Sumi: ooh, look at this one under a log! 'Jerdan's pit viper'.
Momiji: cool! Look at that!
Akito: 'Taiwan beauty snake'. I like it. I think I want it for a pet. (breaks glass)
(alarms go off)
Akito hahaha! Goodbye, fools!(runs off with snake)
Later….
Sumi: this is 'heloderma suspectum', more commonly known as the Gila monster. You can see it's black and red body here underneath this rock-
Haru: shut up. Look at this huge yellow one. A 'Burmese python'.
Akito: oooh! I want that one too! (breaks glass)
(alarms go off)
Akito: hahaha! Goodbye, fools! (runs off with snake)
Sumi: let's go.
Yuki: uh….yeah.
Me: very well. GOODBYE, MY SLITHERY FRIENDS!!!!!!
Outside the reptile house….
Sumi: I've just thought of something.
Kyou: what?
Sumi: Akito died at Joshua Tree.
At the children's zoo………..
Kagura: look, look! A macaw!
Me: look, kyonkichi! It's a serval!
Kyou: don't call me kyonkichi! What the hell is a serval?
Me: a sort of cat thing.
Momiji: look at the Dik Dik! It's like a tiny deer!
Sumi: aawwww….so kawaii! (see AN)
Ritsu: a raccoon
Kisa: ooh! A wombat!
Yuki: baby mice! So cute!
Ayame: …(stares)
Yuki: (hits ayaa) come on! They're babies! Ugh, I hate you!
Sumi: let's go to the petting area!
Hiro: ugh.
Kisa: yeah!
Hiro: let's go.
In the petting area………
Hiro: ack! I'm being attacked by goats!
(goats nuzzle at Hiro. So does the sheep.)
Sumi: they aren't attacking you Hiro. They like you!
Hiro: well, I don't particularly (is nuzzled) like them!
Kyou: come on, baka, I wanna get out of here! (grabs at Hiro) (is smashed into by angry goat)
Sheep: bbaaaaa baaabaaa!
Hiro: they don't like you, Kyou. It seems they're irritated you tried to touch me.
Sheep: baaaabaaa baaaaaaaa bleat baa baaaaaaabaaa!
Hiro: apparently, I am their new god. Guess you can't get near me, kyonkichi.(smirks)
Kyou: grrrrrr…………(attacks Hiro) DON'T CALL ME KYONKICHI!
(all goats and one sheep attack Kyou)
Kyou: agh! Shit! GET THEM OFF!
Sumi: umm…oh! Come on, Kyou! This way!
Kyou: where-(is dragged)-ahh!
At the ocelot………
Kyou: meow mreow, meeeow, meow meow.
Ocelot: meow rar, rarrr meeeooow!
Sumi: …
Kyou: meow, meowr mew!
Ocelot: meowr rar mew!
Kyou: ok Sumi, let's go get lunch.
Sumi: …kay….
At lunch……….
Everyone: …..chomp…..chomp…..
Sumi: let's….go home….
Me: YES! LET US RETURN!!!
Everyone else: right. Ok.
THE END
AN: that was the short trip to the zoo. Since it was my last day in San Diego, it's their last day also. We're gonna head home tomorrow. I'll have one more driving fanfic, and then I'll be back home. However, do not fear. Many interesting things are yet to come!