Ok, finally, after months of waiting, I, the insufferable Sumi-chan, have returned with a tenth chapter of the Fruits Basket Singing Game! Yay! I have a surprise for you this time, but you'll have to wait and see what it is.

DISCLAIMER: Fruits Basket is Mine! Haha!(see end of chapter for more information)

Sumi: hello, and welcome back to the Singing Game. it's been so long since I wrote a chapter, I've forgotten what happened last time. You've probably forgotten too. So we're considering this chapter something along the lines of a clean slate.

Kagura: right. Also, some guests will be joining us today.

Momiji: yeah! New friends!

Kagura: in Sumi's case, their old friends she has recently, shall we say, rediscovered.

Sumi: Kagura, shut up, you're giving things away!

Kagura: oops. Sorry.

Sumi: ok, to start off, we'll introduce all our guests. If the entire audience would look to THAT corner of the stage please.

(spotlight shines on a girl in a Japanese school uniform)

Momiji: ooh! Ooh! I know who that is! That's Kagome Higurashi!

Sumi: correct! Get the boy some carrots! Kagome Higurashi, from the Anime 'Inuyasha' will be joining us, along with her friends, and a few of her enemies. See 'em? See?

(armed bodyguards march Inuyasha into the room)

Sumi: yay! Inu-chan! Wait, where's Sesshy? I want him NOW!

(Sesshoumaru walks elegantly onto the stage.)

Sumi: yyaaaaaayyy! (glomps Sesshy)

Sesshoumaru: aaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!!!

Kagura: hey….if I'm 'Kagura'….and you're 'Sumi'…..who's 'Me'?

Me: I am.

Kagura: yes, but who are you?

Me: Me.

Kagura: gggrrrrrrr….don't make me go 'crazy pig' on you…..

Me: Ayame.

Kagura: thank you.

(everyone, including Inuyasha cast, are suddenly dressed in Ayaa-type clothes)

Kagura: Ayame! Change us back!

Me: (sigh) very well, Kagura. But only if Tohru agrees to keep her outfit.

Tohru: (looks at skimpy pink dress she's wearing) eerrrr…k…..

Me: yay! (everyone changes back to their regular clothes.

Sesshoumaru: this Sesshoumaru demands an explaination at immediately!

Sumi: ok, ok, chill, Sesshy-sama. This is a fanfic.

Sesshoumaru: (quivers in fear) a f-f-f-fa-a-an-nf-f-fic?

Sumi: yep!

Sesshoumaru: (screams like Rin and has a nervous breakdown) oh god…oh god no…no…Demon-Slayers…or..Priestesses…or..Rin…please, god!

Akito: hey, I have just as much control around here as you do. The only way to be in charge here is to have the laptop. Then you're the author and can do anything.

Kyou: what's he saying about demon slayers and priestesses anyway?

Sumi: I believe he's thinking of all the Sesshoumaru/Kagome and Sesshoumaru/Sango fics he's ever been in, and isn't quite himself at the moment.

Me: anyway, I don't want to individually introduce everyone, so I'll just tell you our speciual guests. We have Kagome, Inuyasha, Sesshoumaru, Sango, Miroku, Shippo, Kirara, Naraku, Kagura-

Kagura: huh?

Kagura: not you, me.

Kagura: uuummmm….

Me: -Kanna, Kouga, Ayame, Myoga, and for some strange reson, Ranma.

Ranma: who are you people? And if a single one of you says you're my fiancee. You are so totally and completely DEAD!

Kagura: umm…I'm marrying Haru. who are all of you people anyway? Isn't this the FRUITS BASKET singing game? or…..whatever…..

Sumi: right you are, Kagura. So they should go.

(inuyasha people vanish.)

Me: oh, and you too.

(ranma vanishes.)

Sumi: oh! Oh! Guess what?

Hatori: I couldn't possibly. You'll have to tell me.

Sumi: ok! In my city, we have something that my sister and I call 'The Mabudachi Trio Corner'. It's across the street from Bartell's.

Shigure: why do you call it that?

Sumi: because it consists of threee shops perfectly suited to you guys. First, there's an Adult Shop, that's Gure-san. then a MedPrep thing, for Hatori. And next to that is a Nail Salon, for Ayame. And then you can go and eat at the Sub Shop with Akito, Mine, and Mayuko! Yay! wait…is Akito alive or not?

Akito: alive.

Sumi: ohh….

Me: let's kill her!

Akito: wwwhhhhhaaaa!!!!!??????

Me: yeah! Die!

(boulder falls on Akito.)

Akito: hahaha! You think a simple boulder would kill me?

(Akito is electrocuted)

Akito: that doesn't work either!

(a mad axe murderer cuts Akito's head off)

Akito: haha! (puts head back on)

Me: but I wanna kill her! oh! I know!

(nails Akito to a cross)

Tohru: but she'll be back in three days…

Me: well, anything helps.

Shigure: my poor Kiki-chan.

Me(yuki): sooo….

Sumi: yep.

Me: (sighs) it's only the third page and I'm already out of ideas.

Sumi: what if Haru-oh, that's right! I forgot to tell Kagura!

Kagura: what?

Sumi: you can have Haru. I have a boyfriend now. A real one.

Kagura: yay!

Haru: kay. (kinda sad.)

Sumi: (goes off into dream about her new boyfriend, who she adores)

Me: well, I think she was going to suggest that Haru sing something, as no one has sung anything in like six chapters. But what?

Kagura: what about that song by Big and Rich 'Save a Horse, Ride A Cowboy'?

Haru: no thanks.

Me: perfect. Haru, sing it.

Haru: ok. I do still love you, you know.

Yuki: I know. Black Haru pinned me against the wall and tried to kiss me.

Haru: hehe. Yep. Anyway…lyrics…lyricslyricslyrix…

Well, I walk into the room

Passing out hundred dollar bills

And it kills and it thrills like the horns on my Silverado grill

And I buy the bar a double round of crown

And everybody's getting down

An' this town ain't never gonna be the same.

Cause I saddle up my horse

and I ride into the city

I make a lot of noise

Cause the girls

They are so pretty

Riding up and down Broadway

on my old stud Leroy

And the girls say

Save a horse, ride a cowboy.

Everybody says

Save a horse, Ride a cowboy

Sumi: yay, haru!

Haru: thank you.

Kagura: I thought you were wonderful too, my love!

Haru: thank you too, kagura.

Kagura: I love you, haru-koi!(koilove/lover)

Haru: love you too. (tows kagura away)

Sumi: where are you gooooiiiinnnggg?

Haru: my room.

Sumi: you don't have a room.

(haru and kagura go to haru's room)

Sumi: what was that for?

Me: dunna. Felt like it.

Sumi: (sigh)

Me: yeah.

Sumi: oh! Kyou! Come over here a sec!

Kyou: no.

(kyo comes over.)

Sumi: thanks.

Me: don't mention it.

Kyo: what?

Sumi: look what I have! (rolls back left sleeve)

Kyo: (gasps and checks own arm nervously.)

Hatori: do you guys have a disease of the arm or something?

Kyo: no…she's wearing my beads…but I have my beads.

Sumi: yup! I made them myself! See? Red, white, red, white.

Kyo: it's dark red.

Sumi: whatever.

Kyou: how did you…get them…red?

Sumi: paint.

(kyo anime falls)

Sumi: what, it's not like I'm going to go around stabbing people in the neck.

Kyou: I know. I was worried you'd cut yourself.

Sumi: nope. It's red and black paint mixed for the proper dark red color and carelessly brushed on to give a blotchy splattered effect.

Kyo: very nice.

Sumi: it is, isn't it? but the real ones are better. (steals kyou's beads.)

Kyou: aahh! (turns into the bug/cat/grasshopper thing)

Sumi: (puts on kyobeads) yay!

Grasshopper!kyou: ggrrrrrr…..

Sumi: bad grasshopper. Mine.

(sumi magics up a glothespin.)

Sumi: (sticks on nose.) thanks, yuki.

Me(from way across the room, by the window.): any time.

Sumi: annnnyway, why don't you try mine on? Here! (puts her beads on grasshopper!kyou.

Grasshopper!kyo: (turns normal)

Kyo: weird. These work too.

Sumi: awesome. I wonder if something will happen to me when I take these off?

Kyou: dunno.

Sumi: let's see. (taks off kyou beads)

Sumi: great. I'm a butterfly/slug/dog. That's just dandy.

Kyo: wow…

Slug!sumi: so..let's go terrorize some normal people. Take off my beads.

Kyou: (takes off sumi's kyobeads.)

Grasshopper!kyou: ready?

Slug!sumi: ready. Let's go.

(scuttle and slither off to scare people.)

Tohru: I accepted him and all…but…um…do you think she just pwned me?

Me: yes. Yes I do.

Tohru: oh.

Me: she turned into a freaking slug. One that smelled like dirty feet with a hint of banana, interlaced with vanilla and lavender. You didn't even like his form.

Tohru: yes. I've been pwned.

Me: very much so.

Ayame: I feel like laughing…

Me: oh, no, don't! I can stop you!

Me(kisa): not anymore, sucker.

Yuki: kisa?

Me: yep. Ayaa, go ahead.

Ayame: thank you, Kisa.

Me: what did I tell you?

Ayame: oh, sorry. Thank you, Kagai.(evil, violence, or 'red light district')

Me: you're welcome.

Ayame: ha ha ha ha ha ha ha! Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha! Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha! Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha! Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha! Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha! Ha ha ha ha-

Me: stop.

Ayame: ok, Kagai.

Yuki: am I missing something?

Tohru: 0.0

Me: yeah. I joined Uo's old gang.

Uo: really? Why? Haven't you learned anything from what happened to me?

Me: that only happened because you were spiteful and ungrateful, abandoning your gang like that.

Uo: umm…(sweatdrop)

Me: hmph.

(uo's gang appears)

Tohru: ack! Nooo!

Me(tohru): kay…

(uo's gang vanishes, as does Kisa.)

Hiro: nooooooo!!!! I love her, dammit!

Momiji: ha ha! He admits it!

Hiro: yes. Yes I do.

In the frozen land of FurubaTokyo, they were forced to eat Uo's gang.

And There Was Much Rejoicing.

Me: I don't know what that was.

Sumi: that was me watching too much Monty Python.

Kyou: yep.

Kagura: you guys are normal again!

Kisa: and so am i!

Sumi: when were you not normal?

Kisa: …long story.

Sumi:o……k.

Me: well, um, we're out of time, but we'll see you again!

Kagura: may the force be with you.

Kyou: always.

Sumi: why did they just say that?

Me: er…I don't know.

Haru: a mystery…

(a group of men in black suits with briefcases and concealed weapons burst in)

Me: 0.o

Man #1: which one of you is Sumi Tanaka?

Sumi: er…me?

Man #2: come with us. (drags her away.)

Sumi: what? Why? Who are you? Let me go!

Man #3: (shines light in Sumi's eyes) where were you on the night of May 14th?

Sumi: that was last night.

Man #4: answer the question.

Sumi: I want my lawyer!

Man #5: no. now answer this one question:

Man #6: did you , or did you not, say that you owned Fruits Basket, Sesame Street, Monty Python, and Star Wars?

Sumi: when?

Man #7: a bout five and a half pages ago.

Sumi: umm….let's think…

Man #8: respond immediately or we will be forced to terminate you.

Sumi: ok, ok! I did, I did!

Man #9: arrest her.

Sumi: nooooooooo! I didn't mean it!

Man #10: move out. Take her away!

Sumi: I want my lawyer!

Man #7: we are lawyers.

Sumi: kids, this is what happens if you take credit for other people's work! So don't steal! Anything! Ever! Except maybe your sisters pencil sharpener.

Me: today's show was brought to you by the letter….

Rin: horse.

Me: and by the number…

Ayame: ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!

Everyone: thank you!!!!!