Ok, I've made decision. I'm ending this fic in five chapters. So, although this is chapter eleven, it says it's chapter fifteen because of my little notes. So while the real chapter sixteen will be the last one, it will be called chapter twenty. Got it?
Disclaimer: I doesn't own anything. And, I apologize to the lawyer dudes for making them come after me. Sorry.
Me: hallo!
Sumi: you don't have to say hello.
Me: awwww, but I want to!
Sumi: ok…
Me: hallohallohallohallo!
Kyo: can we get on with the story already?
Me: what story?
Kyo: argh! I don't know! But something I do know, is that your irritating little voice is getting on my nerves! (punches)
Me: wwaaaahhh! Kyo hit me!!!!
Sumi: I think you can guess who's writing this thing.
Kagura: ok, instead of singing, we're going to make people do some ACTING!
Sumi: yeah! They have to act out a scene from a movie.
Me(momiji, in case you didn't guess): ok, first up we have kyo, yuki, haru, and ayame.
Sumi: yes. And they will be performing a scene from the movie 'Monty Pyhon and the Holy Grail', which is awesome.
Kagura: anyway, you may proceed.
(kyo and yuki pretend to gallop as they come onto the stage, while kyo bngs two coconuts together.)
Haru: halt! Who goes there?
Yuki: it is I, king arthur, son of uther pendragon. King of the britons! Defeater of the saxons! Sovereign of all england!
Haru: pull the other one.
Yuki: I am! And this is my trusty servant, patsy. We have ridden the length and breadth of the land, in search of knights who will join me in my court at camelot. I must speak with your lord and master.
Haru: what, ridden on a horse?
Yuki: yes
Haru: you're using coconuts.
Yuki: what?
Haru: you've got two empty halves of coconut, and you're banging 'em together.
Yuki: so? We have ridden since the snows of winter covered this land, through the kingdom of Mercia, through-
Haru: where'd you gtet the coconuts?
Yuki: we found them.
Haru: found them? In Mercia? The coconuts tropical!
Yuki: so?
Haru: well, this is a temperate zone.
Yuki: the swallow may fly south with the sun, and the house martin or the plover may seek warmer climes in winter, yet these are not strangers to our land.
Haru: are you suggesting coconuts migrate?
Yuki: not at all. It could be carried.
Haru: what, a swallow carrying a coconut?
Yuki: it could griup it by the husk.
Haru: it's not a question of where he grips it. it's a simple question of weight ratios. A five ounce bird could not carry a one pound coconut.
Yuki: well, it doesn't matter. Will you go and tell your master that arthur from the court of camelot is here.
Haru: listen, to maintain air speed velocity, a swallow has to beat it's wings fourty-three times every second, right?
Yuki: please!
Haru: am I right?
Yuki: I'm not interested.
Ayame: it could be carried by an african swallow.
Haru: yeah, an african swallow, maybe, but not a european swallow, that's my point.
Ayame: oh, yeah, I agree with that.
Yuki: will you ask your master if he wants to join my court at camelot?
Ayame: but then of course, african swallows are non-migratory.
Haru: oh yeah. So they couldn't bring a coconut back anyway.
(yuki and kyo ride off)
Ayame: wait a minute! Supposing two swallows carried it together!
Haru: nah, they'd have to have it on a line.
Ayame: simple! They'd just use a strand of creeper!
Haru: what, held under the dorsal guiding feathers?
Ayame: why not?
Sumi: yay! hooray! Yippee for Monty Python!
Momiji: ok, next we have-
Puffycon: bwahahahaha! I have returned, and I shall eat you all!
Everyone: nooooooo!!!!
Kyo: Wind Scar!
Puffycon: bwa ha ha, ha ha ha! You can't get me!
Tohru: (fires sacred arrow)
Uo: Hiraikotsu!
Shigure: Wind Tunnel!
Puffycon: owch!
Momiji: heartscar!
Kisa: (turns into tiger, then gets bigger)
Puffycon: (attackythingymajig)
Kyo: backlash wave!!!!!!!!!!!
Puffycon: poof
Sumi: hooray! You did it! but..since when are you guys the Inuyasha cast?
Kyo: since we stole their stuff last chapter.
Sumi: ah.
Kagura: the authoress is getting bored.
Haru: yeah. She's running out of ideas.
Sumi: and she still has four chapters to write AFTER this one.
(I cries)
Kyo: hey…don't cry! Some things in life are bad
They can really make you mad
Momiji: Other things just make you swear and curse.
Kagura: When you're chewing on life's gristle
Don't grumble, give a whistle
Tohru: And this'll help things turn out for the best...
Everyone: And...always look on the bright side of life...
Always look on the light side of life...
Momiji: If life seems jolly rotten
There's something you've forgotten
And that's to laugh and smile and dance and sing.
Shigure: When you're feeling in the dumps
Don't be silly chumps
Just purse your lips and whistle - that's the thing.
Everyone: And...always look on the bright side of life...
Always look on the light side of life...
Rin: For life is quite absurd
And death's the final word
Tohru: You must always face the curtain with a bow.
Ayame: Forget about your sin - give the audience a grin
Enjoy it - it's your last chance anyhow.
Kyo: So always look on the bright side of death
Just before you draw your terminal breath
Rin: Life's a piece of shit
When you look at it
Haru: Life's a laugh and death's a joke, it's true.
You'll see it's all a show
Shigure: Keep 'em laughing as you go
Just remember that the last laugh is on you.
Everyone: And always look on the bright side of life...
Always look on the right side of life...
Tohru: (Come on guys, cheer up!)
Everyone: Always look on the bright side of life...
Always look on the bright side of life...
Tohru:(Worse things happen at sea, you know.)
Everyone: Always look on the bright side of life...
Tohru:(I mean - what have you got to lose? You know, you come from nothing - you're going back to nothing. What have you lost? Nothing!)
Everyone: Always look on the right side of life...
Sumi: that was fabulous!!!!!!! Wheeeeee!
Kagura: but we still need to write a couple more pages.
Tohru: what if we play a game?
Sumi: but this is a game.
Tohru: ah…yes, but Uo knows lots of games…
Uo: I do? OH! Yeah! Yeah, I do.
Kyo: like what?
Uo: how about 'I Never'?
Kyo: you're on, Yankee.
Tohru: is that a fun game, Uo?
Uo: oh yeah. Who else wants to play?
Everyone: yeah/me/whatever/sure/why not/other
Uo: kay, cool. Shigure, you get the sake.
Shigure: (puts down sake) got it already.
Uo: kay. I'll go first.
Kyoko: can I play?
Tohru: MOM!
Uo: yeah! Kyoko! Hooray!
Tohru: momomomomomomomom!
Kyoko: hi Tohru.
Uo: anyway, I've never been in love with Yuki.
(motoko, haru, and akito all take a drink.)
Uo: Tohru, if you've ever been in love with yuki, take a drink of your sake. Kay?
Tohru: um…ah…(takes drink)
Kyo: (glowers)
Uo: neko-chan! I get the feeling you want to go next!
Hana: funny, I don't.
Kyo: huh. I will then. I've never been in a gang.
(uo, kyoko, and kisa take drinks)
Kyo: when was kisa in a gang?
Sumi: earlier. Anyway, I wanna go next!
Everyone: kay.
Sumi: I've never kissed akito.
(kureno, yuki, shigure, and hatori drink)
Sumi: oooooh….ha'ri kissed Kiki-chan. Want to go next?
Hatori: very well. I've never been in a fight.
(kyo, yuki, haru, kisa, hiro, akito, and kagura drink.)
(the game progresses, until everyone is very very drunk, even Tohru.)
Uo: duth or trare! Let's play duth or trare.
Kyo: dhedkwkjdihw.
Uo: I take that…as a kay. trorhoo…duth or trare?
Tohru: duth.
Uo: ave whou ever made out with…kyon-chan?
Tohru: hai…
Uo: yuki…duth or trare?
Yuki: trare.
Tohru: I trare you to kiss haru.
Yuki: jdhehdieiduvie! Vherviej! (kisses haru really fast.)
Haru: (giggles girlishly.)
Yuki: hatori, duth or trare?
Hatori: I think you mean truth or dare.
Yuki: no, duth or trare? (breaks down into a fit of giggles)
Hatori: trare.
Yuki: ooh! I dare you to dance the cancan with ayaa!
Hatori: no.
Yuki: ok, but there's a punishment.
Hatori: don' care. Not doing it.
Yuki: kay. Make out with me.
Hatori: huh?
Yuki: that's the punishment. Yous gots to make out wif me.
Hatori: fine. (makes out with yuki)
Everyone else: (tiptoes away)
In the next room….
Sumi: ok, who thinks this hgas gone on long enough?
(general murmur of agreement)
Sumi: all in favor of ending this chapter right now, say aye.
Everyone: aye.
Yuki: mrrpphhm
Hatori: aarrmmph
Sumi: kay.