And finally, a new chapter of the Fruits Basket Singing Game!

Don't own nothing. Nuhuh.

Me(Sumi): hi! Hi! I know you're all insanely glad to see me! Or, hey, maybe you're just insane! Whatever floats your boat!

Yuki: oh, god, I hate you, woman.

Me: thanks a bunch, Yunyun.

Yuki:…garrrrrlll.

Me: weird noise, but ok. Now, who remembers what happened last chapter? No one? Well, let's check, shall we?

Rin: why I'm doing this, I will never know. Ok, last chapter momiji was 'me', people did Monty Python acting, we played I Never and got drunk, played Duth or Trare, and Hatori and Yuki were making out when we decided to let down the curtain on the insanity we currently call life.

Me: that was pretty good summarizing on your part, Rinny Rin Rin.

Rin: never call me that again. Ever. If you do, I will mail you to Peru in a box marked 'bomb' in bold letters.

Me: ok, ok. Anyway, this time we're actually going to…can you guess? No?

Everyone: SING!

(gasp)

Me: ok, firstly upseleses, Haru and Kyo, singing Year 3000 by the Jonas Brothers, specially requested by Kali anon. yep.

Haru: moo.

Me: are you a cow, or are you just mooing.

Haru: just mooing.

Me: ok, good. Anyway, Team Future, GO!

Team Future:

One day when I came home at lunchtime,
I heard a funny noise.
Went out to the back yard to find out if it was,
One of those rowdy boys.
Stood there with my neighbor called Peter,
And a Flux Capacitor.

He told me he built a time machine.
Like one in a film I've seen,
Yeah... he said...

I've been to the year 3000
Not much has changed but they lived under water.
And your great great great grand daughter,
Is doing fine (doing fine).

He took me to the future in the flux thing, and I saw everything.
Boy bands, and another one and another one ... and another one!
Girls there with round hair like Star Wars float above the floor

We drove around in a time machine,
Like the one in the film I've seen..
Yeah... he said...

He said, I've been to the year 3000.
Not much has changed but they lived under water,
And your great great great grand daughter,
Is doing fine (doing fine).

I took a trip to the year 3000.
This song had gone multi-platinum.
Everybody bought our 7th album.
It had outsold Kelly Clarkson.
I took a trip to the year 3000.
This song had gone multi-platinum.
Everybody bought our 7th album, 7th album, 7th album.

(and so on)

Me: yay! good times, good times.

Kisa: what next?

Momiji: let's eat cookies!

(everyone eats cookies. Who doesn't love cookies?)

Me: but seriously folks, I'm way low on ideas as of late. That's part of the reason I haven't updated since like January. The other part is that I wrote a novel. I'll be putting it on fictionpress soon, if anyone's interested. It's a fantasy.

Kyo: that's interesting and all, but will you please, shut, up!

Me: sorry. (is all subdued and sad.)

Hatori: well…this is going just swimmingly, isn't it?

Exotic Dancer: yep. (steals laptop.)

Me: hey! I am NOT an exotic dancer! Jeez, just because I wear a low cut shirt! (gives laptop back to Sumi)

Me: thank you, Kagura. So…I normally like to have at least a thousand words in my fics…I'm only up to 666.

Yuki: cool number though.

Me: yeah, it is pretty cool. Hey, who wants to do a little play?

Everyone (voices filled with fear): what play?

Me: an original work I just thought up.

(groans all around.)

Me: you might as well just agree. I can force you to do it anyway.

Everyone: fiiiine.

Me: ok. So here's how it goes….

(enter dream sequence type thing.)

Yuki(as a beautiful angel): here I am, fluttering down to Earth to have fun.

Momiji(as a handsome demon): here I am, flying up to break into Heaven and cause mayhem, lalala.

Me: Momiji! Less lalala, more evil!

Momiji: sry, Sumi-chan.

Me: no netspeak!

(Yuki and Momiji collide in midair and both start plummeting towards Earth)

Yuki: aaaaaahhh!!!!!

Momiji: aaaaaahhh!!!!!

(they land heavily)Yuki: you stupid demon!

Momiji: (sobs) sorry, Yuki.

Yuki: stay in character, please.

Momiji: oh, right. It was all your fault, angel!

(and then the Angel and the Demon fell in love.)

Yuki: is that the end?

Momiji: I wouldn't bet on it.

(and so they kisse goodbye and went to their separate domiciles, never to see each other again.)

Yuki: is that the end?

Momiji: nope.

(and so they kissed goodbye and went to their separate domiciles)

Yuki: you said that already.

(and so they kissed goodbye.)

Yuki: you aren't suggesting…

(kissed goodbye…)

Yuki: uh-uh. No way.

(kissed.)

Yuki: not doing it.

(kiss.)

Yuki: no.

(kiss each other damnit.)

(yuki and momiji kiss)

Yuki: there, happy?

(yes. And went away to their separate domiciles, never to see each other again.)

Exit.

Me: yay, a play! In one act!

Yuki: god, I hate you. You evil..ooh! and just…ooh!and sometimes I…ooh! Wanna…ooh! And then…ooh! Aragh! Aaagh! Araghaaagh!

Me: I know.

Momiji: that was a nice play, but why did I have to kiss Yuki?

Me: because…um…

Yuki: because she's an evil, conniving little…

Me: because…

Yuki: self centered, wholly unapreciative…

Me: because…

Momiji: because?

Yuki: stupid, irritating, boring…

Me: Because…because…

Momiji: come on, there has to be some reason.

Me: umm….because…god willed it so.

Momiji: oh. (accepts as total truth.)

Yuki: mwahaha! (steals laptop)

Me: I will now proceed to take over…THE ENTIRE WORLD!

Tohru: Sohma-kun, this isn't at all like you.

Yuki: of course it isn't. Who exactly do you think that is?

Everyone: what? Uh…(yes, we were all synchronized like that.)

Me: you people are so lame. You've ruined my dramatic announcement.

Yuki: are you blind? Can't you see who that is? For God's sake!

(your choice of songs/events in the next chapter if you can guess who it is and tell me so in a review before everyone else.)