Ok, this is the first story of our joint account! Rejoice!
Oh yeah, obligatory disclaimer: We do not own -man and make no money from this.
This right here is going to be the dumping ground for our crack pairing drabbles. There are at least 71 of them, though not all have been written yet we're hoping to make it that far.
Anyway, first one we chose to share is TimcampyxKanda's Gollem.
You know it's true love.
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22. TimcampyxKandas Gollem
Link awoke to an odd sound. That wasn't very uncommon being in Allen Walkers room, but this sound was odder than normal. There were less sexual sounds and more...he wasn't sure how to describe it.
Sitting up from his bedroll he looked down his body to his feet, where the sounds were coming from. Feeling something brush against his foot he resisted the urge to squeal like a little girl and quickly threw back the blanket and pulled up his legs to stare incredulously at the sight before him.
"T-Tim...?" he stuttered, looking at the golden gollem. But it wasn't alone.
Squinting in the semi-darkness he recognized it. 'That's Kanda's gollem.' he thought and frowned as the two rubbed against each other and Tim...
Was Timcampy purring? Link shuddered.
Gollem sex was not anything he wanted to think about though it would explain why the golden gollem was getting bigger...
He shuddered again breaking off his thoughts and stared in shock as Timcampy opened...her(?) mouth and began chewing on, eating Kanda's gollem.
As the last of the black wing finally disappeared Link whispered, "Black widow."
He never slept soundly around Timcampy again.
~End