Since the first one came off so well we decided to put up another crack pairing drabble for your reading pleasure.
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71. KandaxWomanlyness
"Oh my god my hair!" Was the first thing Lavi heard when he opened the door to Kanda's room.
When his eyes finally registered what he was seeing he wished he had taken up Allens offer to go to breakfast early.
"Kanda...have you been meditating with Lenalee again?" Lavi asked slowly, trying to think of a way to back out of this.
Kanda turned around furiously, swinging his hips wide as his knee length dress swished happily into place. He flicked his head moving his bangs aside and used one hand to flick his hair over his shoulder. He looked at him with a dramatic pout showing the lipstick, lipstick, he had put on to match his eyeliner.
Lavi was sure he was going to faint in about two seconds.
"What do you want, or get out." Kanda said and Lavi was reminded almost of Eliade when she had first seen them. He only hoped he didn't follow her antics of bending over and blowing him a kiss. He would have heart failure.
"Uh, um.." Lavi stuttered, watching in horrified fascination as Kanda pushed the spaghetti strap of his dress back on his shoulder. "I should go to breakfast you look fab."
With that he fled, not looking behind him. He vowed to never go to Kanda in the morning again.
~End