KFG24: I forgot in the first chapter, I don't own Vocaloids!

Megurine Luka is a ninja.

In the midst of the confusion caused by a well timed smoke bomb, she can easily remove Miku's bra without the diva's notice. Luka jumps from roof to roof to get the house free cable when no one remembers to pay the bill.

It's bad ass.

Okay, so maybe she doesn't do any of those things. Maybe all she uses her ninja skills for is peeking on her fellow Vocaloids in various states of undress. Perhaps she runs a panty stealing business during the times that she's not entertaining the crowd with her lovely voice. She's still a ninja.

"Can you get them?" Her client asks and the pink haired woman smiles slyly.

"Of course. But... Will you be alright Len-kun? I doubt that Rin-chan will be very happy about you having her panties." Luka's a ninja, so she's not supposed to let her personal feelings interfere with her mission, but she couldn't help but feel some concern for the boy.

Len frowned. "Rin's still annoyed about being the damsel in distress for the Bloody My Doll PV. As a result, we haven't even made out for a couple of weeks." The ninja held back a laugh. She still couldn't believe how open the twins were about their forbidden affair! "But if I get her mad enough..." He trailed off knowing that she would understand where he was going.

"I see. I'll make sure Miku-chan is out of the house when Rin-chan gets you." After all, if Miku were to overhear Rin 'torturing' her all too willing captive - who knew what kind of mental damage that would do?

The blond flashed a smile of gratitude and handed over her required payment. She secured the money in her coin purse and dropped the pink purse down her shirt before disappearing before Len's very cute, wide blue eyes.

Truly Luka is a ninja of great skill.

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Ninjas like Ms. Megurine face danger on a daily basis - as demonstrated by Luka's brush with death when she just barely managed to escape the boulder that had dropped down from the freakin' ceiling just as soon as her fingers brushed against the soft fabric of the orange spotted underwear. Luka had known about the constant danger when she first began her training. To her, the thrill of risking your life is incomparable to any other sensation she'd ever felt before.

So why was she so afraid of confessing her feelings to her one true love?!

Honestly, the worst that could happen is Meiko thinking that the blue eyed woman was playing around and laughing her ass off. Luka knew this and yet every time she thought to speak those three simple words, her tongue would suddenly feel too thick for her mouth and voice box would shrivel up and die. She just couldn't do it!

"They sound like they're having fun." Meiko remarked as Len let out another loud moan from down the hall. The tuna lover simply nodded. The brunette drank some more sake, as if she weren't already drunk enough! The other woman chuckled softly to herself when a thought suddenly struck her. Meiko was drunk. Horribly, horribly drunk! Luka could confess now, and she'd never even remember it!

Such a great plan for such a great ninja!

But just as the pink haired ninja was leaning over to whisper in the drunk's ear, her soft pink lips were captured by Meiko's bright red ones. Luka pulled away in shock and the other Vocaloid looked amused as she licked her lips.

"Wanna try that again?" She challenged. Luka's eyes filled up with determination.

A ninja never backs down from a challenge.

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"So? How is it? Amazing? A master piece? The best thing you've ever read?!" Gakupo crowed to the two fan made Vocaloids before him.

Akita glared. "Okay, seriously - why does everyone think that Rin and Len go at it like bunnies?"

The samurai suddenly looked afraid. "You don't live here." He whispered. "You don't hear the noises..." The dancing samurai thought he was going to lose it and just curl up into the fetal position when Haku began clapping.

"Oh wow! Th-that was great Gakuko-san!" The purple haired man beamed at the drunk in pride, he didn't even notice that he had been referred to by his sister's name. "I-I'm sure that your fan fiction will win the contest!" The woman continued, for she had just been dragged away from happy hour at the bar by Akita when Gakupo had decided that they should read over his entry into vocaloidofos' contest, and she was still ridiculously drunk.

The blond rolled her eyes. "You can't win. It's impossible."

"Eh?" Gakupo looked hurt. "B-but it's a contest... And my fan fiction is really good..."

"Actually it's more like a challenge, just something to get the juices flowing so that maybe you'll hurry up and update." The tsundere girl explained without ever once looking up from her phone as she typed away.

That was it. The samurai threw himself down to the ground in tears. Haku continued smiling and clapping without having any idea about what was going on. And Akita? She continued texting with her online boyfriend, 4k4it0.