A/N: FINALLY! I'VE UPDATED! I am actually so sorry that this took so long, and am also sorry for how rubbish this chapter is. No joke, this may be the worst ever chapter I have ever written. But I lacked severely in inspiration and ideas. I may have to edit at some point. But please hold on guys, I will try to make chapter 7 ten times better! Plus, another apology is owed for the random Doctor-y bit in this chapter. Sorry, but I missed his hyper side, so...in he went for a solo performance.

On a more positive note, THANK YOU SO SO MUCH to MentalMeander and KittyKatZorse, my awesome reviewer-type-people. I know you two have only reviewed twice, but you still made my day! You do not KNOW how happy I am to think that people are actually enjoying this rubbish! :D Anyway, reading on...

The Master doubled over as the bullet glanced off of his shoulder.

'JACK!' the Doctor shouted. 'How many times do I have to tell you? No guns!'

'Oh, so this is how it is, is it?' Graham suddenly muttered. 'The Doctor doesn't actually care about saving lives, he cares about bananas and the use of guns. I may aswell have-'

'Erm, excuse me? Wounded here!' the Master cried hoarsely.

'Oi!' Rose shouted. 'Just in case you lot didn't notice, I'm tied up! To a totem pole! A little help would be nice.'

'Bullet. Wound!'

'Okay, so no one's bothered to check up on the guy that can't die! Thanks very much!' Jack called. 'Just because I'm, like, immortal, doesn't mean you can just-

'ALRIGHT!' the Doctor screamed over the commotion. 'Jack, you untie Rose. Rose, you check if Jack's alright. I'll see to the Master and Graham, and then...the Master can give me back my banana.' Everyone sighed and got to work, Jack muttering, 'What is this, Scooby Doo?'

Minutes later, and Graham had been released (although with much protest from his captor), Rose was freed from her bonds, and the Master's bullet wound had been bandaged. Oh, and Jack was good, too.

'Now Master,' the Doctor murmured. 'Where is my banana and what are you planning on doing with it?'

The Master paused, as if in thought, before replying. 'It's in my super-secret lab.'

'Right, and...what's it doing in there?' The Doctor had his confused face on.

'I am creating a weapon, Doctor! A weapon so powerful that you will not be able to stop me! No, not this time!'

'Where's your lab?' Jack asked.

The Master pinched the bridge of his nose. 'You actually think I'm going to tell you?'

'Ooooh!' the Doctor cried. 'Would it's whereabouts have something to do with that giant, inconspicuous red button?' The Doctor pointed somewhat childishly at the red button on the wall.

'No.'

'So that's a yes.' the Doctor said, grinning.

'No, that's a no. Why else would I have said no?'

'Because you're a super villain. You're supposed to lie about all of the important bits of your plan.'

'Am I?'

'Yes. So...ALLONS-Y!' The Doctor whacked the red button triumphantly.

-o0o-

The Doctor has temporarily taken over the writing of this chapter. Any writings after this warning, unless otherwise stated, are not of human standards and may be slightly bonkers.

Hello there! Now, you probably all think that the red button either a) opens the door to the lab, or 2)... no, wait a minute, b) destroys the whole ship. And maybe it does, maybe it doesn't, I dunno. I'm not the author of this madness - if I was, my lucky banana would not have had to undergo all of this torment. Anyway, I am writing here to tell you all that I am NOT a follower of Lord Voldemort (who doesn't actually exist. Although that would be fun. How brilliant would it be if you got to meet Lord Voldemort? I mean, it would possibly be a bit scary, thinking about it...and then you'd probably have to meet Harry aswell, wouldn't you? Anyway, I'm rambling. Brackets. They change people). And Graham Norton is safe and sound, and will be returning to your tellies pretty soon. Now, where were we?

The Doctor has left the keyboard and it's surrounding area. Hopefully he won't come back.

-o0o-

The entire wall flipped over to reveal a complex-looking machine, full of entangled wires and other seemingly random objects. These were connected to cylindrical containers full of brightly coloured liquids that were bubbling slightly. And, hooked up to all of this, was the banana. The room was lit with a bright, golden light as it came into view.

'Aha...' the Master murmured. 'My creation.'

The Doctor was trying to look unimpressed, Rose could tell, but nothing could hide the 'woah' expression on his face. He stared up in awe, and said, 'It's not much of a lab, is it?'

'What do you mean?'

'It's a wall. With a big machine attatched to it.'

'Oh! No, stupid, this isn't the lab! This is just the technology I have created to prepare the banana for going into the lab.'

'What are you doing with that, then?'

'I thought I told you.' the Master sighed exasperatedly. 'I'm creating a weapon out of your banana. It's taking time, but-' the Master frowned. 'Why am I telling you this?'

'Because that's what super villains always do. Hide their plans 'till the very end. And then they explain it all and the dashing hero saves the day.'

'That's the second time you've called me a super villain, Doctor. Anyone would think that you were being nice to me.'

The Doctor glared momentarily, but then composed himself and said, 'So. Any chance of me getting the banana back?'

'No.'

'Didn't think so.'

A/N: Wheee, how utterly crap was that chapter? Although now I may just have to write soemthing about the Doctor meeting Voldemort. Now, believe me, I will try to get hyper and make my chapters as mad and bizzare as they once were... *looks off into the distance wistfully* CYBER-BANANAS FOR ANYONE THAT REVIEWS! :D Or favourites. Or adds to their story alerts, etcetera...