A/N: WARNING! Contains a tiiiiiiiny spoiler for Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows, heheheh... ;) Thank you SO so much to MentalMeander, Awaris, and starlight564 for the lovely reviews, I'm so happy at how people have enjoyed my writing. It's reviews that keep me writing - and in this case, Awaris, that make me think, 'Crap! I forgot to explain stuff!' :)

And so it came to be that our friends (and our enemy?) escaped the clutches of Lord Voldemort…

…and ended up in McDonald's.

The Doctor sighed in relief, getting up from behind a chair. 'That was lucky…'

Rose, Jack and the Master rose from their crouching positions under tables and behind chairs, all blowing out long breaths.

'I do feel a bit bad for Harry, though,' Rose said, sounding guilty. 'I mean, we've probably made You-Know-Who even more driven to kill him now, and-'

'Rose!' the Doctor interrupted sharply. 'Whatever happens to Harry, it's a fixed point in time and space.' He paused, thinking. 'That boy's whole life is a fixed point in time and space.'

Rose looked down sadly, sighing.

'And anyway,' the Doctor said, more gently, elbowing her. 'I've read book seven. And Harry ends up fine.' Rose smiled at him gratefully.

'Well!' the Master suddenly announced. 'I'd better be off, got some work to do…' He began to stride off, but was stopped by his fellow Time Lord grabbing his jacket.

'You're not going anywhere! I still need explanations!' Jack nodded in agreement.

-o0o-

The Doctor eyed the Master suspiciously, munching on a chip. 'So!' he cried, leaning forward. 'What were you going to do with that banana of mine, hmm?'

'What do you think I was trying to do with it?'

The Doctor shrugged nonchalantly, feigning innocence.

'What I do every night, Pinky, try to take over the world!' the Master said loudly, and then he added fondly, 'I love that show…'

The Doctor nodded, looking understanding.

'What I wanna know is,' Jack shouted, 'is why Rose decided to help you in the first place!'

Everybody turned to look at Rose, the Doctor gazing at her expectantly. 'Well?'

'Look, he said he was from UNIT, and that they needed it to do experiments on, to gather information. And then, when I got there, he said that they were going to use it to create a device that could defeat any alien threats and repair any wounds in time in the process. So I still trusted him. That was just before he showed me the Harry Potter stuff. Then you turned up, he tied me to a totem pole, and...' Rose gestured to the space around her.

'I see,' the Doctor said. 'Didn't it strike you a bit odd, though, getting contacted by random people claiming to be from UNIT?'

'Well...yeah, I suppose, but I just thought that, you know, they knew me 'cause I know you, and so...'

There was an uncomfortable silence.

'Can I, um, go now?' asked the Master awkwardly.

'Yeah, you're fine, go!' the Doctor said, getting odd looks from Rose and Jack. He caught them looking, and then realised what he had done and slapped himself on the forehead. 'Oh, for Christ's sake...'

Rose laughed. 'Something always goes wrong, doesn't it?'

'Yep...' the Doctor said with a tired smile.

'I can't believe that Voldemort exists!' Jack exclaimed. 'I mean, just...woah!'

'Yeah!' Rose cried. 'I mean, where do all the wizards live? Is there like, a paralell world or something where all of the stuff in the books happen? 'Cause that would just be amazing!'

They looked at the Doctor, waiting for an answer.

'I have no idea where they live!' the Doctor proclaimed. 'We'll have to find out some day!'

'Okay,' Jack agreed. 'Just as long as they get our names right.' They all grinned.

A/N: Sorry if this is a bit rubbish, but the story is officially OVER now, so you can escape back to your happy, normal(ish) lives. :) Will be writing soon, and hopefully I will post. And this time, I'm writing something SERIOUS. O.o